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Sydnie 2021-11-18 08:01:29
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Claire Miller: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.
Paul: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?
Claire Miller: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.
Paul: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?
[walks into the plane]
Claire Miller: This had better be a matter of national security,
Mercedes Harbont: Did I just hear right that there's no first class?
Claire Miller: Yes, only coach.
Mercedes Harbont: Is it safe back there?
Tiffany: [after a pause] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.
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Air Traffic Control: [Negotiating on landing the plane] You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.
Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!