Interesting Brief History of America

Cathrine 2022-03-21 09:01:44

"Columbine's Bowling" has a very interesting cartoon "A Brief History of America" ​​about 10 minutes, which is like this:


Hi! It's Jane World Time in the United States, are the children ready? To begin:
Once upon a time in Europe there was a group of people called the Puritans, they were afraid of being hurt in their own country,
so they crossed the sea to the new world.
Because there they don't have to be afraid, but they were greeted by savages
, and they got scared again, so they killed all the savages.
Do you think genocide reassures them?
No! Instead, they fear each other
and they burn the witch.
In 1775 they killed the British for freedom
that worked, but they still felt unsafe
and passed the Second Amendment, giving birth to white gun
slavery. You know, the white people at that time were also afraid of work,
so they went to Africa to catch hundreds of thousands of black people and brought them back to the United States to work for free. Free labor does not mean that they make very little money, but they don’t have a
dime. Does
the richest country in the world have
money and someone to serve reassures white people?
No! They were even more afraid.
Can you guess what happens when there are more blacks than whites in the South because of 200 years of slavery
? The slaves rebelled.
They revolted. The old master's head is in danger.
The white people were scared to death and said,
"I want to live, don't kill me, black boss!"
At this tense moment, Gao Senmu (inventor of the revolver) appeared in
1836, and he invented the first launcher.
White people in the South all cheered without having to reload the pistol .
But, too late, the North won the civil war soon
The slaves are free, but they can be free to cut off their master's head.
Everyone says: miserable, we are dead,
but the freed slaves have no revenge, they just want to live and work in peace and contentment.
However, white people don't believe it.
So they formed the KKK.
In 1871, the KKK was identified as an illegal terrorist organization
. In the same year, shortly after the establishment of the National Rifle Association
, politicians passed the first firearms law, making it illegal for blacks to own firearms
. It was a great year in America. The KKK, guns Of course, the two have
nothing to do with each other, it's purely a coincidence.
One will legally advocate the possession of firearms
, one party kills black people, and the abuse of lynching
continued until 1955, when
a black woman refused to do what the
white people behind the bus couldn't believe. Why didn't she step aside? what happened?
So the
black people all over the world demanded their rights, the white people panicked,
they screamed and ran away, run away,
so they all fled to the safe suburbs where only white people were.
They bought more than 200 million guns, locked the doors, installed alarm bells in the house, and went to the surrounding area. Iron fence, finally felt safe
and everyone lived happily!

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Extended Reading
  • Dejah 2022-04-22 07:01:13

    In the comparison with Canada, it is found that there are also many gun owners in Canada, but there are far fewer gun murders than the United States. The reason is the panic caused by the American TV news. Fear, it does not make sense why there are so many murders of teenagers.

  • Marcelino 2022-04-20 09:01:39

    Really engaging and very much liked the animated introduction to A Brief History of America in the middle

Bowling for Columbine quotes

  • Michael Moore: Our children get turned into little monsters, but who's to blame?

  • Michael Moore: How many people are killed by guns each year? In Germany; 381. In France; 255. In Canada; 165. In the United Kingdom; 68. In Australia; 65. In Japan; 39. In the United States; 11,127.

    Father of Columbine victim: But that, to me, brings up an important question; then what is so different about Americans? Are we homicidal in nature? Because in Europe and Australia... Most other free-world countries they don't have this. They don't have people who snap and go on murderous rampages.

    Michael Moore: Well no, they're just like us. I mean, they have the occasional person that snaps and kills a lot of people. How about a British soccer riot? Those aren't Quakers there...

    Father of Columbine victim: Every time that I bring up comparisons with other free-world countries, what I hear is; "Oh, our culture is so different. We're so different". And as you said, they have violent video games, they have violent movies, they have alienated youth... They, like us, don't have prayer in schools. What is so radically different? What is it about us?

    Michael Moore: What is it?

    Father of Columbine victim: What is it?

    Michael Moore: What is it?

    Father of Columbine victim: What is it? I don't know.