If you have been obsessed with the illusion of Twilight Love in "Little Red Riding Hood", you also like the frenzied subversion of "Snow White and the Hunter", or you will counterattack the dicks in "Jack the Giant Catcher", or even hate the lack of death in "Sleep of the Dead" Pity the scumbag, then this "Magic Black Forest" definitely suits your appetite. Not only can it smoothly assemble the four Grimm fairy tales of "Cinderella + Jack and Magic Bean + Little Red Riding Hood + Lettuce Girl", it has also refreshed: fairy tales have a simple world view, a life view that can be together when they fall in love, and bad people have evil. The values of the newspaper. The story takes place in a remote small village. One day when dusk is approaching, a baker and his wife, who are childless under their knees, are taking inventory of cleaning in a dilapidated wooden house with a closed door. Suddenly thunder and smoke billows, and the wooden door flies off. Falling to the ground, the witch carrying special effects lights slid into the house. The couple were panicked: "Is it a robbery? Unfortunately, our family is so poor that we sold out all the remaining bread"; The witch scanned the house and calmly replied, "You have the ancestral'infertility' terminal illness. , I can treat you, no money, but I have to do it according to my method"; The baker hesitated and thought, "Isn't it a pyramid scheme?" When the witches saw this, they came one by one. "Because your father’s old age steals fishy, his shameless behavior has taken away my youth and beauty (please think for yourself), in order to take revenge, I also took his children ( Lettuce girl), this is justice, but I still don’t get rid of my anger, and I put this curse on your family. Now there is a chance for you to atone for your sins. Three days later is the only time to lift the curse once in a hundred years." To lift the curse requires four formulas to synthesize a medicine: 1. A cow as white as milk. 2. A cloak as red as blood. 3. Hair as yellow as corn. 4. A shoe as pure as gold. The witch disappeared like a ghost, which was obviously in a situation where he had to go into the pit; if he was sick, he couldn't give up the cure, although he didn't know where to find the recipe, the baker had to try to explore the Black Forest. On the other side, the hungry Little Red Riding Hood deceived a basket of bread with rhetoric. She also planned to take the leftovers to visit her sick grandmother. My grandmother lives in a villa in the Black Forest not far from the village. The sun shines on the road, the dead leaves are scattered, and a handsome Mr. Wolf smiles with his back against the arbor. He only hopes to meet with him for a stroll, but is caught by the incomprehensible Little Red Riding Hood. Flatly refused. Followed by Little Red Riding Hood was the idiot baker who once gave bread. Seeing the blood cloak, the baker was not calm. He tried to use violence to obtain the cloak of Little Red Riding Hood. Unexpectedly, it lasted 10 seconds and was as high as 90 decibels. The siren" vibrated back. After touching the nails, Mr. Wolf held a grudge, and launched a fairy-tale revenge on Little Red Riding Hood. He also ate his grandma. Fortunately, the scriptwriter set the "Cesarean Hand" baker to just pass by and rescue them... (before gastric juice digestion) (Caught up) In order to thank the baker... Little Red Riding Hood (thinking too much about her body) gave him the cloak and added: She will make another one out of Mr. Wolf’s skin. From then on, a Little Red Riding Hood who wanders around in wolf skin, holding a dagger in his hands, is born. NS! ! Start with the blood red cloak props. Jack is a naughty peasant child. From the housing environment, they are the diaosi tribe who fall into the family. Now they can hardly afford to eat. His mother complained to drag the cows that do not produce milk to the neighboring town for no less than five pounds. Jack seemed a little unhappy when he sold it at a high price. Maybe he had volunteered to be an honest child since he was a child. He knew that his mother was teaching him to lie, but he was always resisting. When he met a baker to buy cows in the Black Forest, he ended up selling it directly at a high price. The baker later traded five magic beans for the cow. Coldly, the baker’s hard-witted wife appeared on the scene. She just wanted to do her best for her husband. The baker knew that his wife would only be a hindrance, so she casually found excuses for his wife to take the cow home first. It turns out that the wife’s IQ is indeed not high, because Niu was really lost by her. After Jack got the magic beans, he climbed the Sky City: to steal gold coins. If there is no ambiguous relationship between Jack and the cow, I would not believe it to death. He intends to redeem the cow with the stolen money. During the long period of dragging with the baker, the cow master really couldn't stand it and died. At this time, Jack cried because he lost his lover... The baker also cried, because he bought the cow, and now he has to spend money to find another one. At the other end of the village, there lived a Cinderella who wished to become a white swan. When she learned that the dark horse prince in the palace had a three-day dance party, she racked her brains and went to the party. I still remember that she knelt in front of her vicious-hearted mother and begged, hoping to be able to attend the ball, even if only one game was enough; as a result, she not only absented herself from work, but also ran three games. The dark horse prince is also a wise and hard character. He watched Cinderella run away night after night, and then led a romantic chase afterwards. Later, on the third night, he could only think of the trick of pouring asphalt out of the stairs. Thanks to Cinderella, who is also a scheming bitch, after some inner struggle, he deliberately left a golden shoe to avoid this low-level trap. The other shoe was used to get rid of the entanglement of the drug-addicted wife. I was still thinking that Prince Dark Horse must be a senior member of the Appearance Association. The reason is that when he met Cinderella who came home and removed her makeup, he could not recognize it. The way, I finally found Cinderella (what if I hit another girl with the same foot size? I don't think the prince would care about the number of concubines). Start with golden shoe props. Lettuce girl is a soy saucer. She didn’t recognize her brother, the baker, and she broke up with her foster mother who had raised her for many years. She eloped with Prince Charming. After all, she was another group of ungrateful, one-off combinations. Omit a hundred words. Start with lettuce hair props. The milky white cow died. Unexpectedly, the screenwriter made up a spell and pulled the cow alive from the grave. The hair of the lettuce had deteriorated and could not be used, and he hadtily replaced it with corn whiskers. Unexpectedly, the curse-relieving ritual is a strange way to let the cow eat the cloak, golden shoes, and hair and beards. The witch regained her youth, his wife gave birth overnight, and her "infertility" terminal illness was cured. Originally, the story can end here perfectly. But Jack, who listened to Little Red Riding Hood's instigation, stole gold coins, and greedily steals gold eggs, and finally stole the giant's elegant harp, and even killed the giant by cutting down trees. Nima, the giantess was ruined by you, and she went down to the world to destroy her village for revenge. As a normal-minded viewer, I express my understanding and support. When I got here, I was unable to complain. Seeing the baker, Jack, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella formed the Salvation Alliance to design and kill the giantess, the story went crazy. In the apocalyptic Black Forest, the once depressed dark horse prince appeared in ecstasy. He did not go to crusade against the giant, but seduce the baker’s wife. Such an extinct adaptation of human nature finally made Cinderella understand that the royal romantic will not follow In the end, she could no longer look directly at the prince and break up. In the end, the baker lost his nagging wife (who fell to his death), adopted two more children, Jack and Little Red Riding Hood, and could live with the hardworking and beautiful Cinderella. This group of bad guys have survived, and the witch is the only good person in the film and disappeared without a trace. This fairy tale is full of elements of kidnapping and snatching: "Fairytales have a very simple world view", "The outlook on life that can be together in love", and "The value of bad guys retribution" are not applicable to this film. This story also advises us: married husbands must marry those with normal fertility, and married wives must marry those with sound intelligence. Actually, this movie was well made, but maybe because I was not pure, I watched it very ruined. I gave it to four stars as a thank you: I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, and the score is regarded as a reward. The milky white cow died. Unexpectedly, the screenwriter made up a spell and pulled the cow alive from the grave. The hair of the lettuce had deteriorated and could not be used, and he hadtily replaced it with corn whiskers. Unexpectedly, the curse-relieving ritual is a strange way to let the cow eat the cloak, golden shoes, and hair and beards. The witch regained her youth, his wife gave birth overnight, and her "infertility" terminal illness was cured. Originally, the story can end here perfectly. But Jack, who listened to Little Red Riding Hood's instigation, stole gold coins, and greedily steals gold eggs, and finally stole the giant's elegant harp, and even killed the giant by cutting down trees. Nima, the giantess was ruined by you, and she went down to the world to destroy her village for revenge. As a normal-minded viewer, I express my understanding and support. When I got here, I was unable to complain. Seeing the baker, Jack, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella formed the Salvation Alliance to design and kill the giantess, the story went crazy. In the apocalyptic Black Forest, the once depressed dark horse prince appeared in ecstasy. He did not go to crusade against the giant, but seduce the baker’s wife. Such an extinct adaptation of human nature finally made Cinderella understand that the royal romantic will not follow In the end, she could no longer look directly at the prince and break up. In the end, the baker lost his nagging wife (who fell to his death), adopted two more children, Jack and Little Red Riding Hood, and could live with the hardworking and beautiful Cinderella. This group of bad guys have survived, and the witch is the only good person in the film and disappeared without a trace. This fairy tale is full of elements of kidnapping and snatching: "Fairytales have a very simple world view", "The outlook on life that can be together in love", and "The value of bad guys retribution" are not applicable to this film. This story also advises us: married husbands must marry those with normal fertility, and married wives must marry those with sound intelligence. Actually, this movie was well made, but maybe because I was not pure, I watched it very ruined. I gave it to four stars as a thank you: I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, and the score is regarded as a reward. The milky white cow died. Unexpectedly, the screenwriter made up a spell and pulled the cow alive from the grave. The hair of the lettuce had deteriorated and could not be used, and he hadtily replaced it with corn whiskers. Unexpectedly, the curse-relieving ritual is a strange way to let the cow eat the cloak, golden shoes, and hair and beards. The witch regained her youth, his wife gave birth overnight, and her "infertility" terminal illness was cured. Originally, the story can end here perfectly. But Jack, who listened to Little Red Riding Hood's instigation, stole gold coins, and greedily steals gold eggs, and finally stole the giant's elegant harp, and even killed the giant by cutting down trees. Nima, the giantess was ruined by you, and she went down to the world to destroy her village for revenge. As a normal-minded viewer, I express my understanding and support. When I got here, I was unable to complain. Seeing the baker, Jack, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella formed the Salvation Alliance to design and kill the giantess, the story went crazy. In the black forest of the last days, the once depressed dark horse prince appeared in ecstasy. He did not go to crusade the giant, but seduce the baker’s wife. Such an extinct adaptation of human nature finally made Cinderella understand that the royal romantic will not follow In the end, she could no longer look directly at the prince and break up. In the end, the baker lost his nagging wife (who fell to his death), adopted two more children, Jack and Little Red Riding Hood, and could live with the hardworking and beautiful Cinderella. This group of bad guys have survived, and the witch is the only good person in the film and disappeared without a trace. This fairy tale is full of elements of kidnapping and snatching: "Fairytales have a very simple world view", "The outlook on life that can be together in love", and "The value of bad guys retribution" are not applicable to this film. This story also advises us: married husbands must marry those with normal fertility, and married wives must marry those with sound intelligence. Actually, this movie was well made, but maybe because I was not pure, I watched it very ruined. I gave it to four stars as a thank you: I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, and the score is regarded as a reward. Nima, the giantess was ruined by you, and she went down to the world to destroy her village for revenge. As a normal-minded viewer, I express my understanding and support. When I got here, I was unable to complain. Seeing the baker, Jack, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella formed the Salvation Alliance to design and kill the giantess, the story went crazy. In the apocalyptic Black Forest, the once depressed dark horse prince appeared in ecstasy. He did not go to crusade against the giant, but seduce the baker’s wife. Such an extinct adaptation of human nature finally made Cinderella understand that the royal romantic will not follow In the end, she could no longer look directly at the prince and break up. In the end, the baker lost his nagging wife (who fell to his death), adopted two more children, Jack and Little Red Riding Hood, and could live with the hardworking and beautiful Cinderella. This group of bad guys have survived, and the witch is the only good person in the film and disappeared without a trace. This fairy tale is full of elements of kidnapping and snatching: "Fairytales have a very simple world view", "The outlook on life that can be together in love", and "The value of bad guys retribution" are not applicable to this film. This story also advises us: married husbands must marry those with normal fertility, and married wives must marry those with sound intelligence. Actually, this movie was well made, but maybe because I was not pure, I watched it very ruined. I gave it four stars as a thank you: I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, and the score is regarded as a reward. Nima, the giantess was ruined by you, and she went down to the world to destroy her village for revenge. As a normal-minded viewer, I express my understanding and support. When I got here, I was unable to complain. Seeing the baker, Jack, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella formed the Salvation Alliance to design and kill the giantess, the story went crazy. In the apocalyptic Black Forest, the once depressed dark horse prince appeared in ecstasy. He did not go to crusade against the giant, but seduce the baker’s wife. Such an extinct adaptation of human nature finally made Cinderella understand that the royal romantic will not follow In the end, she could no longer look directly at the prince and break up. In the end, the baker lost his nagging wife (who fell to his death), adopted two more children, Jack and Little Red Riding Hood, and could live with the hardworking and beautiful Cinderella. This group of bad guys have survived, and the witch is the only good person in the film and disappeared without a trace. This fairy tale is full of elements of kidnapping and snatching: "Fairytales have a simple world view", "A view of life that can be together in love", and "The value of bad guys retribution" are not applicable to this film. This story also advises us: married husbands must marry those with normal fertility, and married wives must marry those with sound intelligence. Actually, this movie was well made, but maybe because I was not pure, I watched it very ruined. I gave it to four stars as a thank you: I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, and the score is regarded as a reward.
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