Follow Yin Shili to learn how to fall in love with straight men

Palma 2022-12-26 19:08:16

When you are in love with a straight man, you must be direct, don't go around in circles, have clear instructions, and say what you need to say directly. As soon as the eldest lady entered the door, she said she wanted to eat, and the straight man made a bowl of handmade noodles by making a bowl of handmade noodles with omelette in miso soup. Miss Renda hasn't eaten yet, and the audience is heartbroken by that bowl of noodles.

Egg Skin Handmade Noodles

The eldest lady said that she wanted to eat meat, and the straight man took the meat out of the salt pan, cut it into pieces and roasted it with his own hands.

barbecue

The eldest lady said that there would be a farewell ceremony, and that the three-piece suit should be held in arms and touched, and straight men should do it one by one.

braids

The eldest lady lived in the straight man's house for half a month, eating all the time, eating rice, persimmon, water chestnuts, apple beer, grilled fish, corn cakes, chestnut wine, and half of the grain and vegetable cellar. The straight man did not blink.

Rice Dipped in Sugar

The eldest lady said that she wanted to take a bath, shampoo, shower gel, scented candles, and the straight man immediately ran to the market with a complete set of toiletries, essential oils, underwear, and four or five sweaters and skirts. If the eldest lady was on her period during her half-month stay in the village and asked a straight man for a tampon, I am afraid that the straight man would also bite the bullet and buy it in exchange.

A complete set of toiletries, plus essential oils and underwear, four or five sweaters and skirts.

The eldest lady said that she wanted to drink Italian coffee, and the straight man went to order the raw beans, which were slowly roasted in a spherical iron kettle, ground in a stone mortar and washed by hand.

Hand poured espresso

The eldest lady said that she would take the front bar of the bicycle, and the straight man rode the bicycle from the village to the outside of the village and back to the village.

Twenty-eight car front seats

Roaming back, there are barbecue wine and dinner.

Fire-roasted clams with shochu sweet

Beauty is in front of you

Zhan Zhanlusi is tired of the night

This is really:

Twenty-eight car front seats are added, fire-roasted clams and soju are sweet.
Beauty is like a flower in front of her eyes, and Zhan Zhanlusi is tired of it at night.

When traveling by train, the eldest lady said that she wanted egg drinks, and straight men would buy them; Within the scope of his ability, the straight man's request to the eldest lady is to say nothing, to do it immediately, and the execution ability is absolutely first-class.

camping bonfire

On the other hand, the requirements of the real fiancee are too general and vague, and the completion is too difficult. Straight men can't find the direction and give up directly. The first time the two met, the real fiancée said that your father made us get closer, and the straight man said I would cooperate; the seventh time they met, the real fiancée said that we were getting married and lacked love, so the straight man had to say that I worked hard.

How hard is this? There is no goal, you might as well tell him that there is still one month before the wedding date. I want a ring, a wedding dress, and five machines and six cabinets. He has a sense of responsibility and will not refuse. He has invested time and energy in the process of rushing, as well as thinking and anxiety. , these will be directly transformed into anticipation and throbbing, the sunk costs will be put down, and the feelings will naturally come up.

In fact, the eldest miss has also made this mistake. After the kiss on the rainy night, the eldest lady proposed three options: (1) when it did not happen, (2) when it happened, when it did not exist, (3) everyone is an adult, so there is no need to A kiss is serious, and there is no psychological burden. Where did the straight man experience this, he was immediately confused, how could this old straight man who is single from the mother and child for ten thousand years understand the subtle difference between the three, stepped into the trap with one foot, and chose the third one Worst of all, the eldest lady also got angry.

rainy night kiss

Three options are hard to beat

Being able to buy, buy and buy are just necessities of life. The ultimate requirement of the eldest lady is to go home. This difficulty is not a little big, it is bigger than buying a plane ticket to Madagascar, but everything can’t help straight men. Straight men go to heaven and earth to run for her, go in water and water, and fire in fire. If the sea route is not an alternative to heaven, it is okay to detour to Europe;

armistice kiss

As for the middle boxing, gunfighting, and chasing a car, standing up is not afraid of blocking bullets, and low eyebrows can soften your fingers.

block the gun

The straight man's heart, thumping, jumping on his clothes, red and bright, can be learned from the sun.

embroidered heart

It can be seen how important it is to have clear instructions. Also, don't be stingy with praise. The first time we met, I said it was a pity that this man was not standing beside me.

It's a pity this man

The second time I met, I said that you have a good appearance, which is the type I like.

Alice in Wonderland

you are my type

meet and flirt

The straight man was so elated, the real fiancee became a passerby.

compare heart

This bloody capitalism

Comrade, do you have a lot of heart?

Since then, I have fallen into the land of gentleness, and I hope that I don't need to wake up for a long sleep.

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