Please be careful about all spoilers! ! !

Jillian 2021-12-01 08:01:25

I watched the early screening with a little excitement, and I was not as happy as everyone else. Mainly to introduce the plot, which is a bit complicated.
The main reason is that the baker and his wife have never had children. Later, she asked the witch, Aunt Mei, to help. Aunt Mei said that within three days, before the full moon disappears, she would find a cow as white as milk in the magic forest, as blood as blood. Red shawl, golden hair like ears of corn, and a pair of shoes like gold.
Then the baker embarked on the journey with a few magic beans his father left him, and at the same time 1. Little Red Riding Hood carried the dessert bought from the baker into the forest; 2. The child Jake of the village woman took it. A beloved white cow is going to sell at the market, and he also needs to go through the woods. 3. Cinderella was worried about not having the clothes to wear to the Prince's Ball, so she went to the "Mother of the Forest", which is a tree, to make a wish. She got a golden dress and shoes as she wished. But there is no carriage, so she always runs around since then...
Character 1. Little Red Riding Hood went into the forest, and then met Depp's handsome wolf. Little Red Riding Hood is calm, and while telling her grandma not to talk to others, she told the address of the handsome wolf grandma's house. At this time, the baker saw Little Red Riding Hood, and then Aunt Mei showed up and gave her own advice that she should seize the opportunity and grab her red cape directly. The baker did the same, and when he was talking to Little Red Riding Hood, he forcibly snatched her red cape... Little Red Riding Hood screamed... so he couldn't stand it anymore and gave her the cape back. After this, the baker was very discouraged, wandering in the forest, and met his wife who came to keep up and wanted to help. At the same time, I ran into the character 2. Jake, the little kid who took the white cow to sell (this little boy is the one who sits behind and sings in Les Misérables), is it a coincidence. The couple used 5 magic beans to persuade Jake to change his white cow. Jake wanted to redeem the cow when he had money. The wife was about to lead the cow back, and the baker left and looked for three other items.
When Jake returned home, his mother was very angry that he didn't exchange the cow for 5 gold coins, saying that the magic beans were not used to just throw them away and throw them into her garden. The seeds germinated quickly in one night and grew to the sky. Back to Little Red Riding Hood, she found her grandma’s house in the depths of the enchanted jungle...Which kind old grandma lives in the depths of the woods alone, and asks her granddaughter to wear a red cloak alone in the jungle every day. Go. Anyway, Little Red Riding Hood saw her grandma's room door opened. Of course, the grandmother on the bed was dressed by Depp, and Depp ate Little Red Riding Hood of course. Later, the baker who was passing by heard Little Red Riding Hood screaming. When he went to the room to see Depp was sleeping, his belly was so big that he broke the wolf belly and rescued Little Red Riding Hood and grandma. As a thank you, Little Red Riding Hood gave him a red cloak.
The baker's wife led the white dragon horse and ran into Cinderella who had escaped from the ball. I accidentally caught a glimpse of the golden shoes worn by Cinderella. After catching up with the prince who was riding a horse to chase Cinderella, the little cow in a panic just ran away. On the other side, in order to redeem his beloved cow, Jake climbed the tree that grew to the sky, stole the giant's gold coins and golden eggs twice, and found the baker to exchange for the little cow, but failed. Later, I ran into Little Red Riding Hood wearing a wolf fur coat and showed off to her that he had stolen the giant's golden egg. Little Red Riding Hood didn't believe it. Jake vowed to make her believe it, so he climbed up the tree and stole the giant's harp (how he got it so big, and climbed up and down, I doubt it too), and then the giant got angry and climbed down the tree, Jake Cut off the big tree and the giant fell to death...
Well, there is another Rapunzel who forgot to talk about it. The plot is a bit confusing... Rapunzel loves to practice her voice there, ah ah oh oh oh eh eh Uh, I didn't expect Prince B to be attracted. This prince B is the older brother who fell in love with Cinderella Prince A before. When Prince B Xunsheng found Rapunzel, he happened to ran into Aunt Mei asking Rapunzel to put down her braids. Aunt Mei is actually her mother... She is very kind to her... But I really want to complain about that one, the messy braid like twine... It completely subverts Rapunzel should be The Three Views of Rejoice's Spokesperson. I have never washed my hair before! Anyway, Prince B often goes on dates with her after mastering this skill.
The wife who lost the little white cow happened to be depressed in the forest and met the two princes passionately. Prince A and Prince B complain about their lover each other, and then begin to sing love songs due to each other. When the love is strong, the two of them pull open their shirts together and play in the stream... In short, this is the only place to applaud the whole film. Far away, anyway, the woman heard that the person Prince B liked had long hair as golden as wheat ears. So she went to the tower of Rapunzel, pretending that the prince took the opportunity to break a piece of the princess's hair. Later, Aunt Mei found out that Rapunzel was dating the prince, and she asked Rapunzel if she disliked her because she felt she was not beautiful enough. Angrily blinded Prince B's eyes, cut off the princess's long hair, and put her in the swamp. But, No zuo no die, right, the princess still has to practice her voice in the swamp, and the prince was blind and found her. The princess cried instantly when she saw the prince... Tears fell on the prince's eyes, and the prince instantly brightened. Cherish Ming! The prince liked her new hairstyle by the way.
The woman ran into Cinderella who was running away at the same place and time twice, because the prom was three days, the second time she went to grab Cinderella’s shoes, and the prince did not picture again...the third time Cinderella ran over , The prince sprinkled glue on the steps. It was time that stopped, because she wanted to give Cinderella green tea time, she decided to leave a shoe for the prince to find her. So he ran away with another shoe. The woman waited for Cinderella to come and wanted to exchange the remaining magic bean for Cinderella's golden shoes. Cinderella ran away and was too lazy to talk to the woman, so she gave her another shoe, and then threw the magic bean casually. Of course, the prince found Cinderella with his shoes.
At this time, the baker on the other side happened to ran into the little cow. (What a coincidence) I met Jake again who came to buy back the cow. It was a coincidence that it was too late. The cow died in that room... But it was almost the last time. Aunt Mei came to save the cow again. Then they fed the cows with blonde hair, gold shoes, and red capes. Then the cows were asked to milk them, but they couldn’t squeeze them out... Then there was a problem with the blonde hair (how could it not be a problem!! So pricked hair!!!) The most troubling thing was that they fed the cows directly and ate the ears of corn, and the cows squeezed Out of milk. The witch became beautiful after drinking, and then the baker's wife became pregnant. But the price of the witch is that there is no mana

So happy for everyone! do not have! This is half. On the day of Prince AB's wedding at the same time, an earthquake happened across the city. In fact, the magic beans thrown by Cinderella casually grew to the sky, and because the giant's husband fell to death, the giant's wife came down to seek revenge from Jake. Say not to hand over Jake to kill all the people in the city. Because Jake was hiding, everyone went to find Jake in the forest. OMG I want to talk about the wonderful place... The baker's wife met the high and lost prince in the forest. The prince had run into the baker's wife many times before looking for Cinderella, and felt that she was the embodiment of bravery and justice, and he was deeply moved. So he hooked up with his wife, and after a long kiss, suddenly jumped on his horse and left. It's a male paper like the wind. Leaving the baker's wife there was silly, fascinated, and after half an hour of singing there, she lost her way. Met a giant and fell to death. (Life is like a dream)
Cinderella was crying there because her "Mother of the Forest" was dead, and she was met by the baker. In the end, the witch caught Jake and met Little Red Riding Hood and others. Said to give Jake to the giant. As a result, everyone said no, then they all blamed each other and said it was each other's responsibility, and finally blamed the witch. Aunt Mei couldn't stand it anymore, so she turned into a puddle of mud and committed suicide. . . Then everyone started thinking about how to plan to kill the giant. The baker and Jake climbed up a tall book and led the giantess to the place where the witch died. It turned out that when Aunt Mei died, it was not a puddle of silt, but a puddle of paste, which stuck to the giant. (It's a kind person, I have to help if I die.), Jake and the baker probably threw stones (small ones) on the giant's face and eyes three times, and the giantess fell and died. (It's really a man and a horse that can't be dropped!!)
In the end, the baker died of his wife; Jake died of his mother, her mother was accidentally pushed a bit during the quarrel with the giant, and died...; the outcast Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood because she was part of the murder (Giantess) , I think mother and grandma will not love themselves anymore...; Cinderella said that she still prefers cleaning, because she can talk to the bird, and the bird saw the baker’s wife kissing Prince A, and then told Cinderella, Cinderella asked the prince why. The prince said that he could not be single-minded. He only knew how to make a charming male paper when he was born. So the idea is not parting ways. (Let’s say Happy ending is an endless fairy tale)
So the baker, his baby and Little Red Riding Hood, Jake and Cinderella live together so happily...

Additionally, this is an opera, so I’m describing When speaking, you can just sing it with your brain. So tired...just entertaining everyone.



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Into the Woods quotes

  • Baker: As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters, and Florinda's foot, into her own hands.

    Florinda: Careful, my toe!

    Stepmother: Darling, I know!

    Florinda: What will we do?

    Stepmother: It'll have to go/but when you're his bride/you can sit or ride/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts off Florinda's toe and Florinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse, unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper. Lucinda was next...

    Lucinda: Why won't it fit?

    Stepmother: Darling, be still/cut off a bit of the heel and it will/and when you're his wife/you'll have such a life/you'll never need to walk!

    [cuts of Lucinda's heel and Lucinda screams in pain]

    Baker: Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain.

    Stepmother: It's a perfect fit your highness!

    [Lucinda faints]

  • Jack: Magic what type of magic?

    Baker's Wife: Tell him.

    Baker: Magic that, uh, defies description.