After appreciating such a high-end and high-grade Disney masterpiece, I silently wiped my tears, and heard the "Legend of the Phoenix" floating in the square.
Let's recap the plot of Wei(che)mei(dan): absolutely no spoilers, dear!
You can watch it with confidence. Ha ha.
The story begins in the first year of Fu Manchu Dongyi.
What, Dongyi?
Believe it or not, there are pictures and the truth!
Fu Manchu's decree: to recruit one male per household
For the tribe!
What? You dare to rebel against the emperor!
Girls, come out to pick up guests!
Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful girl in the world?
Of course it's you!
No, it's me, the ubiquitous Huawei!
On the eve of leaving home, do not forget to repent to the priest!
Entering the first lesson of the military camp, teaching you the ultimate skills!
Look at how thin you are, there is no meat on your chest!
Really hot eyes!
The military camp is forbidden to engage in bases!
You're too skinny, or a fat person feels better
Fuck you, let's kick him off together!
Sister Fairy, I came to the island to ask for medicine! Please give me an elixir to save my aunt!
Li Xiaoyao can see at a glance that I am a fairy, but these gays haven't found out yet!
I am Jiuyin White Bone Claw Mei Chaofeng
A generation of Tianjiao Rouran Khan
Only know how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle! Sorry, I shot myself!
Man, nothing is good! Remember!
You dare to kill my friend Ji, I will fight with you!
Explode, little universe, my kite!
Hello everyone, I'm Zha Zhahui, as long as 998, take home orange wings
One-knife legend, just one knife to destroy the halo, all done!
End!
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