For example: "This old guy has been in the industry for so many years, after all! Is he in arrears! How much is the screenwriter's salary?!"
The actual horror of the script that scared Dou Sen into the rain is probably... and produced by the Chinese court. The magical realism masterpiece "Into Science" is almost the same.
So, Mr. Top, why don’t you ask the producer of "Into Science" to be a screenwriter for you? Maybe they can help you make the plot ups and downs a little bit more ups and downs.
If you block the deceptive elements such as "My left eye sees a ghost", "Why the guy soaked in Wang Zhi and fermented bean curd keeps chasing me, I don't want to be hehehe", "Domineering sister loves me", etc. Falling, the film is plainly "a murder caused by an excavator".
At the beginning of the story, the hero of the film Dou Sen and his sister arrived in the United States across the oceans. Amway's own excavator is still in the development stage in the circle of local tyrants in the New World, and with excellent appearance conditions and just right to the literary girl His compliment quickly captured the heart of the rich and beautiful woman who has a car and a house since she was a child. According to the old sayings, the next step is for the male protagonist to marry Bai Fumei and embark on the pinnacle of life. However, as a nominal gothic ghost story, it is impossible to justify the heterosexual couple without burning.
So Bobby Shu, the heroine’s father, was killed, and Bobby Shu, who had been immersed in another ghost film for many years, based on the hunter’s intuition and businessman’s shrewdness, that this guy who loves to drive excavators was unreliable, so he didn’t The fourth person expressed to the host and his sister that the background of the two of you is suspicious. Lao Tzu will not invest in your excavator and will not let my daughter marry you... Hey Shu is suspicious of these two backgrounds. Where is your hunter's intuition? What I praised you earlier will count me for nothing ╮(╯_╰)╭.
So unsurprisingly, in order to make the female protagonist meet the golden criteria for the death of both parents with a car and a house, Bobby Shumiao was forced to give away in the public bathroom by the little black man of the same style after taking the money and dumping the face of the male protagonist. convenient.
Faced with the tragic death of her father, the hostess responded by crying, "My father was very careful about appearance before he was alive! You can't perform surgery on him!", and resolutely stopped the doctor who planned to perform an autopsy on Bobby Shu.
...... Bobby Shu is in the spirit of heaven, would you think that giving birth to this daughter is better than raw barbecued pork?
Without the hindrance of his father-in-law, the male protagonist finally married Bai Fumei as he wished. However, as an ideal young man, he did not stay in the United States and lead a happy life of being raised by the female protagonist. Instead, he brought the female protagonist back to himself. The shit hometown can't wait to invest in socialist construction during the honeymoon period...Ah no, in the research and development of excavators. When the hostess was taken into the old house with a hole in the roof, wall worms, and aunt-colored mud flowing in the pipe, the sister felt that if the hostess still had a trace of reason, she should choose to retire with one click. Miss, don’t just look at your husband’s face and listen carefully! He intends to let you live in this broken house for a lifetime, although he does not want you to live for so long according to his plan, but this is not the point! Do you want to be a fairy when you live in this shabby place in the winter? ! If you go to Tianya to post "After marriage, my husband took me back to a broken house where the roof disappeared 3/4 of the house. He wants me to live a hard and simple life with him, and also want me to use a huge amount of inheritance to fund his research and development of excavators, may I ask Am I being scammed?” The post, your husband will be sprayed on the annual scumbag list every minute! The accommodation conditions are harder and simpler than that of the Tomb Pie, even if you see what kind of horrible things he eats for you? ! Change to other girls, especially the girls from the foodie country, at a husband who says I love you, but asks you to eat a pot of sad ecstasy porridge with him all his life, let alone his trembling face. Even with Alain Delon’s face, he will divorce him decisively (after sleeping with him)!
However, the heroine who believed that love could rule out the almighty had no place to live with such a complaint, and those who were blinded by beauty were also real hearts.
This place is particularly suitable for ghost filming at first sight. How can it be done without being haunted? So after the hostess moved in, she naturally lived a thrilling life of being harassed by Wang Zhi and fermented unidentified creatures all day long. Was tossing and coughing up blood. The male protagonist who concentrated on making the excavator couldn’t see it right. You haven’t signed the inheritance transfer letter yet. You can’t die now, so to appease the injured heart of the female protagonist, he took her to the city to change her mood. I didn’t expect to encounter a blizzard on the return trip. , So I had to stay outside all night and proceeded with the great harmony of life.
Afterwards, the happiest male protagonist, who had become so happy with the heroine, finally fell in love with her from the bottom of his heart.
......Ahem, this is quite a plot that fits the ancient idioms.
As for why the heroine is so brave the first time in bed, let's just use "because they are the heroine" to explain.
After returning to the manor, the situation of the hostess did not improve. She should vomit blood and still be chased by ghosts. The old lady was even more furious when she learned that her stupid Odoudou had been in harmony with her. The relationship between husband and wife has dropped to a freezing point. When the hostess felt that she could no longer be miserable, she suddenly found the recording of the male lead’s ex-wife hiding in a corner of the house, as well as a number of letters and photos-yes, according to the truth revealed by the recording, the male lead was married in many countries. People who have ever had Ren Bai Fumei, every Ren Bai Fumei died unclearly shortly after passing the door. The reason was that he had mixed chronic poison into the weird tea that he drank, creating the false appearance of illness to cover up their cause of death. , And then inherit the estate of his deceased wife.
So here comes the question-the male protagonist's clothes are old, and the broken roof of the house has not been renovated. Where have all the money earned by Bai Fumei gone?
What? You said all the money was used to develop the excavator? What brand of excavator has been so precious that Bai Fumi hasn't even developed an egg? ! Are you sure you are building an excavator and not a Gundam? !
The hostess who was sitting alone in the room listening to the recording was not afraid of being discovered. At this moment, she finally woke up and realized what a bad person the old lady is married to! Sure enough, the more beautiful a man is, the more likely it is to lie to my mother. I want to go home! However, as soon as the door was opened, it was found that there was a tens of thousands of miles of snow in the northern country. The hostess who only wore a nightgown had to retreat. At the moment when she was at a loss, she found a strange sound coming from the older sister's room, so based on curiosity She followed the sound of the law of the heroine.
Then I was very lucky to witness the German orthopedics scene of my husband and sister-in-law.
Compared with the male protagonist who is in a half-hearted state, the sister-in-law, as a former client of Anding Hospital, behaved very calmly. Before the male protagonist could put Erkang's hand to keep the female protagonist, she chased it out in a thunderous manner. Pushed them downstairs.
However, the heroine fell from such a high place and only suffered a fracture, and she was waiting for the doctor who drove the colorful clouds to rescue her on the joint. The doctor braved such a heavy snowstorm The saviour can see that this is true love, but...
Doctor, don't you know that these brothers and sisters are ghosts? ! Is it true that you, a non-protagonist, can sneak into someone's territory without even carrying a self-defense weapon? Anyhow, these two have passed through the Anding Hospital and the other can drive an excavator. How confident are you in your melee ability? !
Sure enough, after the doctor hurriedly dealt with the injury for the hostess, he bluntly said to the siblings, "I suspect that you are secretly harming my crush. Don't stop me. I will take her away now!".
Such a straightforward young man, people will let him go to have a ghost.
As a result, the elder sister gave the doctor a sharp underarm puncture first, which is worthy of the fact that Shen Jingbing is so tricky even where he starts. Then the obedient Odoudou dragged him to the door and used a fatal kidney attack...No, because the male protagonist has abandoned the dark cast Ming (plus his natural affection for the blond), he just made a look, and acted as Before an old driver in the kidney stabbing world started, he asked the doctor to give him instructions on how to avoid the key points, and successfully deceived his sister's eyes.
In the next scene, Sister Shen Jingbing forced the heroine to sign the inheritance transfer letter while making a mockery and was killed by the heroine. This paragraph is because the villain made the most common mistake of "I just like to be forced to do nothing". There is not much need to complain. Just remember that the point of this scene is that the sister said to the hostess, "No other woman has ever slept with him before you".
Clam?
Wait a moment...
Director, you mean that the batch of Bai Fumi who was cannon fodder not only died innocently, but also didn't even get on the bed of the male lead?
Uncle, you and Bai Fumi have hatred? !
Next, the sister who recovered from the anger of being counter-killed rounded her arms and prepared to chase down the female protagonist who fled to the basement, but the male protagonist who had fallen down came forward and burned the inheritance transfer book at this time. Stopped the crazy sister and said that you calm down and don't kill anymore. Now it's too late to roll up and leave! We can completely abandon this broken house excavator and I won't drive it! The two bear children raised by my dead ghost father-in-law stayed in motels all day long, don’t they still love each other as a family? (Crossed out) In such a big world, we can still do orthopedics happily in a place where no one knows us!
Depend on! Why didn't you have this consciousness when the first few girls were cheated to death by you?
In short, the male protagonist's remarks are still very reasonable, but it is a pity that when he said "we", he used "All of us" instead of "Both of us", and the sensitive sister still noticed it in a frantic state. This negligence in the wording made her scream desperately: "Sister, I tore my face with her. You kid actually expects to live with that little girl?! Do you really fall in love with her? I did it for you and you. After breaking the machine and sacrificing so much, you actually
fell in love with her?! Go to hell, you bitch!" As soon as the voice fell, my sister stabbed her precious brother's kidney without any mercy, feeling that it was not enough to relieve her breath and stabbed her with a knife. That flowery face.
Ah, I seem to hear the heartbreaking voices of onlookers, including my own.
That let the film so that the next transition to comedy wood cutting knife VS Luoyang shovel wives war, have been in no mood to Tucao sister, so I just want to ask again for ending ↓
We all know that since my sister and female adults The host turned around very illogically during the confrontation, so he was shoveled to death by the hostess and turned into a ghost. Then... From now on, will the ghost of the older sister keep chasing the younger brother in this house? When the ghost catches up with him, hehehe...what about the drama?
It's very exciting just thinking about it.
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