On the headlines, a woman who was a thousand years ago was stuffed into an iron coffin by a fool and drowned in the sea. She was resurrected and died again and again, in terror and despair.
In modern times, a group of undead people have been organized...
The preview saw people's blood boil, but after watching the movie, the bad movie refreshed the three views - the villain is a British medical company. In order to develop anti-disease drugs that delay aging, the experts were betrayed by the middlemen of the undead. catch them.
The undead are even more confusing. The undead who have lived for thousands of years, the way of survival is not as good as the Ninja Turtles in the sewer. On the one hand, he was so careful that even if he was photographed by passers-by wearing sunglasses, he had to try to delete it.
He also took the initiative to put a big face in front of the camera to show his muscles _(:з"∠)_
For thousands of years, the wealth, wisdom, history, and connections of human society, these undead people have not enjoyed or used any of them, hiding everywhere, like mice in the gutter, and overturning cars all day long.
When I saw that the heroine took an axe and chopped down the modern armed personnel from start to finish, it was embarrassing to death. The eldest sister is really good, and the axe blocks bullets.
The most bizarre thing is that the woman in the most shocking iron coffin Shen Hai is the first teammate of the heroine. This kind of company for thousands of years should go beyond friendship, love and even family.
In the end, she was sunk into the sea, and the heroine saved other undead for thousands of years, and went all over the world with everyone, but she didn't save her.
The undersea girl gave a minute of footage and an easter egg at the end of the film when she recalled in the middle.
You don't have time to go down and save her for thousands of years? Let’s not talk about it, can’t we just build a salvage company with decades of funds and contacts in modern times? The whole film repeatedly sensationalizes the friendship of the undead more than Jin Jian, but Haidilao mentions it once and no one cares.
The eldest sister is really generous. From the heroine, it is not difficult to find that the most important quality of being an undead is sleep. No matter the friend who died under the sea for five hundred years and lived for five hundred years, I just want to sleep anyway.
He slept soundly, and his hands were locked without realizing it.
The biggest concern of the eldest sister to the newcomer is: sleep.
The film can't even tell a logical and reasonable story, but it can't be forgotten at the moment of political correctness.
In the five-person team, a pair of gays, two girls with bad looks and stature, and the only normal handsome guy is a traitor.
Oh, if you count the girl who has been howling miserably for hundreds of years under the sea, that's six people.
There are a bunch of black people in the film. In the end, it was a black girl who killed all directions and saved the whole group, and her conscience found that it was a black man who helped her.
Needless to say, the evil villains are all authentic and pure white people.
Oh yes, the one under the sea is a yellow girl
Shivering cold.
Fights and gunfights are boring enough to cure insomnia.
The whole film has been talking about big truths and empty words. The new black girl repeatedly asked the elder sister what our meaning was, and the elder sister always said that she did not know.
Do you think this is to express the emptiness of life and the confusion and meaning of self-seeking?
No, the writers really don't know what's the point
The eldest sister said that we are going to save our teammates. Even if you are caught, we will still save you. We will not give up our teammates.
I want to ask the little sister under the sea! ! ! ! !
It's okay to end such a bad movie like this, and as a result, the Easter egg at the end of Hai Lao Liu ran out again.
Shen Hai has been five hundred years old, and her undead teammates will not save her, how did she escape by herself? Or was it picked up by someone? Is it Tang Monk? Or Cameron?
The screenwriter probably wants to say: Is it a distortion of human nature? Or moral decline? Please see the next one, the eternal life of Haidilao
No, I don't want to watch it.
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