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Jacklyn 2022-09-23 19:46:24

- The universe is basically an animal.It grazes on the ordinary.It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it'll never stop trying to throw you. And, eventually, it will. There's no other way off.

- So who am I? What do I do?

- My advice-- take off. Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out

- If nothing matters, why would you do that for me?

- I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Or maybe it makes you matter. Maybe I love you. Maybe something about your mother.

- I don't know if I can do it.

- Then stay, and luxuriate in a life. You can finally know you've chosen.

My secret bonus is that no matter what you choose, you're finally gonna chill the fuck out.

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The Rickshank Rickdemption quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Rick Sanchez: I gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit.

  • [Just as they are about to be attacked by the Cronenberg-world Smiths, Morty and Summer are saved by a SWAT team of Ricks]

    Morty Smith: Hold your fire! Hold your fire! I'm Morty C-137!

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] We detected a compromised portal gun. Where is your Rick?

    Summer Smith: He's in prison.

    Morty Smith: [irritated] Summer!

    Summer Smith: He got captured by the Federation and we were going to rescue him.

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] Very troubling. We can't risk Citadel secrets falling into the Federation's hands. We'll dispatch S.E.A.L. Team Ricks immediately to break into the prison holding C-137.

    Summer Smith: Boo-yah!

    Rick Sanchez: [as SWAT Leader] And assassinate him.

    Summer Smith: [confused] Boo... nah?