12 reasons not to watch this bad movie

Augustine 2021-12-01 08:01:27

I first published on the public account of the blasphemy movie "Profanity Uncle Recommendation" (V number: xiedudianying)


star recommendation:

If it weren’t for writing this manuscript, I would never go to see this movie the first time, because Its Rotten Tomatoes score is already the lowest in the series.

This is not the kind of bad, it's the kind that everyone says bad, and the average audience would like it. The rottenness of this movie belongs to the kind that is so trivial that ordinary audiences may not understand it.

Yes, it is such a popcorn brainless commercial film, you may not understand it, you will definitely find it difficult to understand. It's not your problem, there are many reasons.

1. Our Bombshell director is going to tell a story. In order to spread the "Transformers Universe", various story lines are used. As soon as he told the story, the result was terrible, and it made people drowsy.

2. At the beginning of the movie, there is not even a synopsis of the previous one, so I just started telling the story. Who would remember what the movie said before? The opening scene of this part is no longer the storytelling routine of the first four parts, and they proceeded directly to the upper part.

3. After the characters appear, everyone is a symbol, there are men, there are women like Megan Fox, there are children, there are blacks, there are tech houses, and there are Latinos. Except for the symbolic function, each character has no effect. It is simply inexplicable. For example, when you see the end, you don't know what the little girl is. Deleting her has no effect on the story.

4. Hand-held photography is inherently shaky, and the average length of each shot in the editing is still a few tenths of a second. With 3D, can you imagine it? The picture shakes to you uncomfortable, you want to see the details, but you can never see clearly, because all the shots are flashed quickly, and it is almost obsessive-compulsive.

5. The explosive film of Boom Shell, even the heroine's appearance, has to be a routine action scene to play ball. It is a routine of bridge sections and routine soundtracks. After such a scene, there are many shots. , But it makes no sense! In this movie, basically all the shots that make people feel that they are meaningless routines. Even the explosion scenes don't have a key point. It is purely a random explosion. After the explosion, one scene is replaced with another scene.

6. There is no dramatic tension in the plot! All the characters are talking, talking about everything, talking in vernacular without dramatic function, the lines are meaningless, there is no scene or plot that makes people feel tense, exciting, or capable Let people have any emotions, anyway, it means talking, telling stories and compelling talk.

7. It is said that the Chinese version is two minutes longer than the global version. It is definitely an advertisement. All kinds of embedded advertisements for Chinese audiences are added together for 2 minutes. I just don’t mention the names of your placement ads, so I won’t mention it!

8. The laughs in the film are very embarrassing, it is just an awkward smile. I accidentally got those boring laughs, and then I felt embarrassed and embarrassed that I could understand those laughs. Compared with the real humor of "Guardians of the Galaxy", "Transformers 5" is such a mystery-like existence. Bombshell is probably scared of himself when he is humorous, and his level of humor is about the same as his current storytelling ability.

9. The mystery character is reversed! For example, during the early publicity of this episode, let everyone look forward to the darkened Optimus Prime. What about the dark Optimus Prime? As a result, he didn’t appear until the end of the second act. He just played twice with Bumblebee. After the Bumblebee whose language function was broken was hit by domestic violence, he suddenly regained his original strong voice, and then our dark Optimus Prime. Suddenly it changed from bad to good! Darkening in one second, getting better in one second, is the screenwriter going to play a one-second transformation? This awkward turn of the mystery is not limited to this plot.

10. This movie has laid the groundwork for at least three movies in the Transformers universe. The plot of the single-player version of Bumblebee should be to help the heroine's family members assassinate Hitler during World War II. There is also a movie about the origins of Transformers, set in the Arthurian period, the Twelve Knights, and the Twelve King Kong. There is also an easter egg at the end of this episode. The inexplicable scene in the middle of this episode is finally left to the next one.

11. At the last second, it must become a military propaganda film for the US military, and the big villain must become a paper tiger in the last second.

12. There is no story, no logic, and it's all routines. Why do we have three screenwriters? It's stinky and long, the whole process of peeing, what's inside, sells the copy director, please don't break your promise, stop directing, let this become "Transformers 5: The Last Money".

Michael Beck is the director who filmed "Break into Death Island". He has the ability to tell stories, but in the Transformers series, the storytelling ability is sparse, one is worse than the other. This time, even more so, the narrative has ambitions of thousands of miles, and the depth is only one millimeter. Anyway, it was an inexplicable explosion. Can you imagine the IMAX hall in the midnight scene, what it was like to be blown asleep at the end?

embarrassment!

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Transformers: The Last Knight quotes

  • Bumblebee: [Siri type voice] This is so exciting. Oh no. This isn't my damn voice.

  • Bumblebee: [Siri type voice] This is such bullshit.