The film is very absurd and very real, and the truth reveals that I am unwilling to face the ugliness that I am unwilling to accept. A joke connected to another is a replica of life.
Yesterday, Teacher Xiaobao assigned a homework to find two "meaningful" jokes, so there are the following ones:
1: The most mixed slogan
In the 1992 U.S. presidential election, Clinton challenged Republican President George W. Bush, who was seeking re-election. One of Clinton's selling points was his shrewd wife, Hillary, and he put forward the slogan: "Buy One, Get One Free" (buy one, get one free). .
In 2015, Hillary officially announced her candidacy for the 2016 U.S. presidential election, her second time running for the White House. She once said during the campaign: "You know, my husband, I'm going to put him in charge of revitalizing the economy, and he knows what to do." It can be seen that the slogan "Buy One, Get One Free" is used in Hillary's campaign also fits perfectly.
2. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a prefect named Yang Xu, who was a very honest person. He had just arrived in Nanyang to take office, and his subordinates gave him a big fish. He could not refuse in every possible way, so he could only hang him in front of the hall to show his integrity. Since then, other subordinates have never been embarrassed to send fish smaller than that one.
3. My daughter-in-law asked me to accompany her to lose weight, and formulated a strict weight loss plan. From diet to exercise, it seemed scientific and reasonable. After more than two months, the effect is very obvious. The two of us lost more than 8 pounds in total, and I lost 10 pounds by myself!
4. Compliment your son
The two parents praised each other about their sons.
A: My son is really a genius. Yesterday he drew a dragonfly on the wall, and his mother caught it several times.
B: What is that? My son drew a snake on the floor, and I was so scared that I broke through the door, who knew that the door was also painted on the wall by him!
5. If you are chased by a lion...
"Bendi, if you were overtaken by a lion in the desert, tell me honestly, what would you do?"
"Ah, it's so easy, I'll take out the rifle and shoot it for a while."
"But what if you don't have a rifle?"
"Then I'll take the pistol out."
"And what if there were no pistols?"
"I still have a short knife, so I will take out the short knife and stab it."
"But what if you don't even have a dagger?"
"It's also very simple, I can take off the jacket and put it in its mouth."
6. Ownership of the project
A server-side development engineer who was eliminated turned into a product manager who everyone can be, and was eliminated as an operations manager. With a stroke of a pen, he produced more than 100 pages of PPT, so he was exported by talent as another. The leader of a newly established department was then questioned by his subordinates and rushed back. He turned around and became the person in charge of a newly started project in the company. He made a project report to the boss. . He finally felt safe, but what about the project? There was an internal meeting and it was immediately announced that the responsibility for the project had been handed over to someone on the team who was nothing.
7. Help
In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, can you please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. After that, the old lady said again, "Write another paragraph for me, please? Thank you!" Is it right?" "Well, there is one more little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Help me add one more sentence below: The handwriting is scribbled, please forgive me!"
Xiaobao thinks that none of them is funny. In fact, all jokes with meaning in life can only be realized by having that life experience. That kind of funny is a bitter laugh. As brought to us by The Fireman's Ball.
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