Love with your mouth, but please communicate with your heart

Nyasia 2022-03-21 09:03:19

Patiently watch "Two Days In Paris", a two-day tour of Paris. At first, he was angry and funny, and then his anger started from his heart, and his wickedness turned to his courage.
NND, it's enough to ramble on in "Before Sunrise", who makes people feel smart, although the two of them are full of talking about running the train, the topic is irrelevant, but who is not like that at that age? Also, Julie Delpy's mock-up at the time looked really inviting. Later, in "Before Sunset", when the National People's Congress was over, she began to pretend to be B. She used two condoms, but she pretended to have amnesia. Of course, this can be explained as being soft-hearted, oh no, reserved, reserved, hehe, still accept.
But I really didn't expect that, when I came to this "Two Days In Paris", whoops, dragging a white horse here is a Tang monk. I never mind if you use your mouth, fall in love, or have sex, but under normal circumstances, I still recommend that everyone learn from China Telecom and communicate carefully, but Ya is still intermittently violent, and the fighting value is very high. Haida is wearing a pair of sunglasses. Damn, Victoria has her face covered and there are other things to see, how about you? Besides, even if people don't have much to look at, there's Beckham beside me, don't mention Adam Goldberg beside you, wow, that's really pathetic, the young man in New York is an art. Yes, when I arrive in Paris, I stop eating immediately. First, he was dyed green from head to toe by Mr. Qian Zhongshu's so-called "sympathetic brother" and almost turned into a Christmas tree. Then, he was scared to vomit bile by the French feast, so he finally got time to go home and rest. Mocking, the strange thing is that in the end, this dear man actually let the homosexuals have a lot of fun and was called to the police to make him run away...

Hey, isn't this France? How to make it look like we are a socialist country? cut! ...

In short, regardless of Yankee's strong boats and TMDs, when you arrive in France, you can play Feeling and Art with French MM, and you will become potatoes immediately. In this regard, the French say second, no one dares to say first. For example, Julie Delpy's father, the old man is still very old and still uses the key to paint other people's car paint. It seems that he used slingshots to hit other people's glass windows when he was a child. The purpose of this performance art is, no no, attainments, attainments , tsk...

Although I have seen a lot of inexplicable self-righteous guys these days, I was still angry when Julie Delpy arranged for Adam Goldberg to reconcile with her after a long monologue in which she felt good at the end of the film!
One day, I took a new girlfriend with a suspicious identity to a bar with my buddy. The eldest sister behind the counter just came back from France. She was half-drinking. She squinted at the girl who was HIGH on the dance floor and leaned over with a smile. Praise us for having the demeanor of a French man...Che, I don't even remember Ya's surname. Of course, it's France. If I changed my LP, hum, maybe I would have gone to my mother-in-law's house with a knife, just like that buddy in Changping. .

Cough, French woman, no wonder Jiang Wen wants to return to the warm embrace of the motherland girl!

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Two Days in Paris quotes

  • Marion: Taking pictures all the time turns you into an observer. It automatically takes you out of the moment... For our trip to Venice I wanted to be in the moment, with Jack. But, instead of kissing on the gondola, Jack took 48 pictures on the gondola... Instead of holding hands walking across Piazza San Marco, Jack took 72 pictures of Piazza San Marco.

  • Manu: [Talking about Marion, Jack's girlfriend] She told you we used to be together?

    Jack: Yes.

    Manu: But it was, like, 1 5 years ago, so it's no big deal at all, really. She was 19. I gave her her first orgasm through intercourse... Oh, no, this is rude. I know when I'm rude, this is rude. I'm sorry about that.

    Jack: Oh, no, no, no. Hey, look, you paved the way for the rest of us, right?