Instant personal rant.

Kailyn 2022-03-21 09:01:49

Finally finished the city of bones... It's a film that can surprise me in every sense (.), all the plots that I thought were never what I thought...

1. The female protagonist can tell that he has a crush on the male protagonist by listening to a sentence from the third male, and then it takes an hour to realize that she is liked by the second male

So it was the third male who grabbed the male lead with the female lead.

2. I originally thought that there would be a vicious female second result? She came out and tried her best to help the heroine set up an undisclosed banquet style...to promote the development of the story...

3. A close-up of the wound of the second male who was bitten by a vampire, and in the end it was still nothing...

4. After the dog-blooded male and female kiss was bumped by the second male, the female lead asked the male lead in the middle of the night to tell him that she had found the Holy Grail, and the male lead opened the door and said, please don't talk and let me guess if you want to paint, so he came to me in the middle of the night to be naked Die(.) Although he does half naked ing...

(Applause? It’s almost the same thing as the previous female lead’s mother who was in distress and called the second male lead and didn’t answer after being accused by the female lead. If I knew the situation was so critical, I would definitely have answered it.

5. In the end, do you think that the male and female protagonists should release their past suspicions and shake hands with each other, right? No! At this time, the screenwriter threw all the characters in your face! They are siblings! ! ! Hahahahahahahahahahaha, very good.

All in all, it's a movie that has everything but magic. And there are a lot of lines that are very suitable to engage in.

Grindelwald Ben Waugh's small body is still a bit hanging (.

The following is an instant comment on the movie:

Jamie is too handsome! ! ! First time to hear him say so many lines (my pot.)

This heroine's setting is really natural... The part of the witch looking at her brain seems to be bone-setting (.

The heroine's mother's fighting strength is also... I can't say that it is weak, but it just doesn't feel good enough to say that she is one of the strongest.

Jamie was unexpectedly facially paralyzed, but still politely paralyzed ///It's cool to think that my real boyfriend can't be seen by others (.

He is not an NPC! ! ! You wake up! ! ! He will walk by himself! ! !

The heroine and the cannon fodder have a daily conversation of wisdom.

Jamie has this hair color! ! ! Humph.

Grass, obviously Yan has decided the status of the two of you (.

Grass, Grindelwald Benwor. The casting sound is nice, which is my favorite type.

One thing to say, I don't like the setting that makes the heroine very stupid...

Jamie this small body orz

...Murder is quite agile, as expected of you, Grindelwald (.

Seriously speaking the line 233 of the second super high school, of course I still like this set XD

Grass, Qiuqiu, don't talk embarrassingly.

? ? ? Is it popular now that you fall into the arms of the male protagonist without saying a word? ? ? Don't want to fall on the ground? ? ?

right! ! ! I just want to see you undress! ! !

Grass? I thought it would be a vicious second girl? As a result, the passerby man came out and said a word to stay away from Jamie? ? ?

Why! Jamie smiles so good oooooooo!

? The second female is surprisingly nice...and seems to have really hooked up with the second male? It's not why you are so popular when you were a child and killed a relative... Jamie doesn't seem to have a bad temper... It's just a black belly...

What kind of brother is so ugly...

The heroine ntm has fallen three times... don't fall the ball

Grass, the heroine is blind enough to click ten dots to draw four letters...

Hastily? ? ? The third male really likes Jamie? ? ? So exciting! ! !

Grass? ? ? So many people actually look down on my Jamie's beauty? ? ? Then I take it away and say goodbye.

God tm angel symbol, there is a room drawn at the beginning, it scared me to death

Grass. Melee guns are dead. Are the vampires so weak in this work?

Jamie with his head upside down is too cute! ! !

Grass! What's the matter with you, Jamie! How did you get knocked down! ! ! I don't allow it! ! ! Woohoo! ! !

By the way, do you really fight hard? No magic or anything?

Third man, are you okay? It's too hard to snatch someone... Of course I understand very well how you like Jamie (.

I never thought that in this film, the one who grabbed Jamie with the heroine would be the third male (.

Shit, the plot of the second man who just happened to be caught on the bed is really bloody... why don't you have to squeeze a bed...

What's wrong with nmd Jamie has to have sex with the second male... Then it's okay Jamie is mine.

Hastily, do you like dragging people into the water so much? Bach is a shadow hunter and it's so cool.

Is Jamie playing the piano a good civilization?

Who can not fall in love with Jamie? ! ? ! ? ! The lines really always surprise me. Too strong, too strong. Admire below. (Is there really no one cutting it???

It turns out that this flowering lens is here!

......I can always surprise me in kiss scenes...Suddenly unexpected and whimsy (. So why is it raining???

Grass, is the sprinkler system.

No, although it's bloody to be bumped into kissing by the second male, but I didn't expect the three of you to be so bloody... The point of quarrel is extraordinarily wild and whimsical... At such a time, the male protagonist is still Didn't go far? ? ? Absolutely.

Grass, the female advocate has a mouth, and it is only now that she can see that the second male likes her expression. She really looks mentally retarded... Can't you see through the third male like Jamie in one sentence? ? ? ? ? ?

Isn't that the drawn Simon...why look like Jamie so much (.

Half-naked Jamie! ! ! ! ! ! I'm ready! ! !

Hastily? ? ? What's going on with your movie? ? ? God tm looking for nude models, what good does it do to you to laugh at me? ? ?

Grass, the physical version of your weapon is really funny, I really like the helpless Jamie 233 here

So Bach is really a shadow hunter? ? ? Is this witch parasitized? ? ?

Grass, Jamie's small body (x2) was really beaten without a weapon...

So this shot is used to choose a concubine for the heroine (.

Jamie was bitter but was taken away by me hee hee.

I thought the third male would just hang up like this... It turns out that he can be rescued... OK?

Although I guessed that this old man is not a good person, but the heroine, your house is messy enough...

Grass? For a long time, Jamie is your brother? ? ? ? ? ? In fact, it would be even more exciting if they were brothers and sisters...

Grass, I also thought about wearing this ring in reverse before...

Don't keep your mouth open in the standby state of Qiuqiu's heroine... Really stupid...

You really believed this dog man's mouth orz

? ? ? ? ? ? Really siblings? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ? He said, didn't his father give the cup to him in the next second? ? ? ? ? ?

The scene of dying under the angel's sword is quite beautiful (of course I don't want Jamie to take a lunch, just want to see the backstab

So what material is this space-time gate made of? ? ? scratching his head.

So why give the cup to people... Doesn't it mean that this kind of clan is going to be extinct... So she put her father and the cup in the card? ? ? So why is her mother still awake and not cold when she fell asleep (. Yes! I also want to ask her mother what did she drink? At first I always thought she took poison and committed suicide?

But there's one thing to say... This film doesn't show what incredible gift the heroine has at all... What about your magic? ? ? ? ? ? Did you end up building a house? ? ? ? ? ? Are you all fashionable to use your ability to clean up the mess and repair the house? ? ? ? ? ?

The male protagonist is too miserable. He is the only one who thinks that the female protagonist has amazing abilities in the whole film... (Okay, the one with the cup is ok, but her mother is really big-hearted. Why would she give the card to someone else?

I announce! Best of all - Jamie with a locomotive?

md this is the most embarrassing waist hug I've ever seen...

Why does it feel like a small electric donkey...

Is this the end? ? ? ? ? ? Why don't you continue the race or something? ? ? ? ? ? The third man didn't wake up at the end? ? ? ? ? ? And then I don't understand what the hell you idiots are doing... The infighting is over...

So to offend the heroine is to lie down to the end without any lines... Is that what it means...

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Jace Wayland: I've been killing demons for over a third of my life.

  • [from trailer]

    Simon Lewis: You killed two cops!

    Jace Wayland: They weren't cops!