"Exchange" movie script

Michale 2021-11-13 08:01:25

"Exchange" screenplay

screenwriter: (U.S.)
Timothy Harris, Hershey Vengelo Director: (British) John Landis
Compilation: Yijing

[Translator's words]: Two market manipulations, dominance The big capitalists in the market are even whimsical and use a $1 bet to bet whether people's fate, experience, and sophistication are undergoing extreme changes under their control. They use economy and power as a means to easily make a competent administrator whom they trust deeply impoverished, humble and isolated; they turn a black man who was despised by them into a competent administrator, and then gain their trust. .
The film cleverly portrays this process in the form of a comedy. It also bitterly mocks the capitalists and praises the unity and union among the insulted classes from a humanitarian point of view.

1
city Malaysia on the road.
The vehicles rushed forward like a tide, all seeming to be heading in one direction.
The traffic on the opposite side was unwilling to rush in this direction.
Someone was opening the iron gate of the shop on the side of the road to prepare for business.
The street vendor market at the other end of the road has opened. Someone is grooming the cabbage for sale, and somebody is cutting large pieces of beef into small pieces.
On the clearing at the other end of the road, a few black teenagers were playing basketball.
The crowd flocked to the bus stop. Opposite the station is the exchange of this big city. The stone arches look solemn and stately, with "Duke Brothers" engraved on it, which makes people know at a glance that this is not an ordinary business.
There are already beggars on the side of the road not far away.

2
left began to bustle of commercial street, this street may seem a calm and elegant. From the appearance and architectural style of the house, people can get the impression and affirm that this is a high-end residential area.
The door of a house opened, and a middle-aged man came out. He slowly took away the newspaper placed at the door, and then closed the door and entered.
He then went into the kitchen, carefully took out the croissants in front of the microwave, and put them on the tray; then, squeezed the fresh orange juice, poured it into the glass jar, and checked everything on the tray: bread, butter, fresh orange Juice, coffee, eggs, the owner's breakfast is considered ready.

3
At the door of the kitchen.
Holding the tray skillfully, with newspapers under his arm, he walked up the stairs.
This is Goldman. His manner and pace show that he is a senior butler and a person fully trusted by the master.

4
Goldman enters the bedroom softly.
The bedroom is spacious, with a big bed in the center of the room, and the owner, Wenlouis, is lying there. He is still not awake, and his graceful sleeping posture shows that he is very proud, and there is no annoying mundane things that disturb his sleep.
Goldman came to the bed softly, put the breakfast plate by the bed, and whispered: "Mr. Louis, your breakfast is here, please use it!"
Wen Luyi squirmed his body, obviously suggesting Goldman: He got it.
Goldman then came to the closet, opened the door, chose one of the dozens of suits hanging, took it out, and came to the bed.
Win Louis has gotten up.
Goldman is carefully shaving WinLouis. Wenluyi looked at the business section in the daily newspaper. He suddenly smiled, and whispered: "Pork belly, the price of pork belly, I had expected it." Before the voice was over, he wanted to get up, and Goldman whispered: "Slow, it's almost finished, you can call again. !" Goldman knew he was going to call his masters Randolph Duke and Modi Duke brothers.

5 In
front of the main entrance of a house, two servants, one on the left and the other holding a scarf, waited.
Brothers Randolph Duke and Modi Duke are in their sixties, but in good health. The two arrogantly walked from the main hall to the door. The two servants hurriedly put scarves on them and helped them put on coats.
The door opened, and there were teams of male and female servants standing around the door. Seeing Randolph and Modi appeared, they smiled and shouted in unison: "Early brothers Randolph and Modi Duke! Early brothers Randolph and Modi Duke!" Brothers Randolph and Modi Duke The two put on scarves without expression on their faces, put on their coats and walked out of the car by the door. The driver stood by the opened door, waiting for them to get on.
The car slid in the large garden and drove quickly to the garden gate.

6
car speeding in the suburbs.
Modi and Randolph are watching the small TV in the car.
Modi was not interested in TV news reports, so he opened the newspaper next to him and looked through it.
Suddenly a piece of news on the "Social News" column made him feel interested.
He said with emotion: "I don't understand why it is a waste to award an award to a scientist who "eat for nothing"."
Randolph: "Why?"
Modi: "Because the human nature problem he studied has been solved long ago. A person's wisdom and talents are not born, but caused by the environment..."
Randolph: "I firmly oppose your opinion. A poor boy, a liar can never become a talented administrator!"
Modi Still fighting, but the phone in the car rang.
Randolph answered the phone: "Who is it? It's about the pork belly problem? You decide!"
Modi: "Sell at a certain price, and I'll talk at the club later." After all, he hung up the phone, took out the computer, and calculated .
Modi (continued): "It seems that I can earn $250,000!" The
car continues to drive.

7
A small street in the city. A stumped black beggar came forward. He couldn't move his legs, he was sitting curled up on a self-made small car, propped on the ground with both hands, and drove the vehicle slowly. Wearing sunglasses, he shouted as he walked: "I am a victim of the Vietnam War, but I don't complain!", "I stepped on a landmine and lost my legs and eyes. I don't blame anyone, but I hope everyone will see. For God’s sake, be merciful!"
At this time, a black woman walked past him, and the beggar grabbed her skirt at once: "I didn't see you, but I felt it. This is fate. I hope you will be compassionate and sympathize with a blind man. , Beggar with broken leg again!"
The black woman shook off hard, but the beggar still pulled her skirt.
At the other end of the road, two police officers were patrolling, and the blind beggar seemed to have noticed something. He hurriedly threw the black woman down and walked towards the police casually.
The police blocked the blind beggar's way. The blind beggar hurriedly said: "Hello! I am a victim of the Vietnam War, but I don't complain about the government or anyone!" One of the
two police officers deliberately said, "Are you a victim of the Vietnam War? What kind of army are you in? Where have you been?" The
blind beggar replied to the police, but suddenly changed his sight, smiled and said: "I am a special force, I am a special force, I have been to almost all places in Vietnam, and a landmine exploded. Falling my legs also made me never see the most beautiful sun..."
A policeman glanced at the other policeman consciously. The two stood to the left and right of the blind beggar.
The black blind beggar was bragging proudly. The two police officers caught the blind beggar coldly and hung the blind beggar in the air. He was still shrinking his legs. After a while, he stretched his legs helplessly, stepped on the ground, and smiled awkwardly.
The police suddenly took away his sunglasses again. He opened his eyes and shouted in surprise: "Hi, I can stand on my legs, and I can see the world with my eyes. Thank God. It's God's power! "
It turns out that he is pretending to be disabled.
He pretended to be very surprised, it must be a miracle of God, and walked forward as if nothing had happened. The two policemen smiled and watched him go away. However, after walking a few steps, he still looked back, as if to confirm whether the police were still paying attention to him.

8
Randolph and Modi Duke's car drove up to a large hug and stopped. In front of the building, the standing Si Hua hurried to open the door. Next to the building's door, there was a bright bronze medal with the words "Heirs Club", which seemed to be dedicated to receiving heirs of huge wealth.
Randolph and Modi walked down the door of the luxury car. Randolph suddenly felt his legs caught.
He looked down and saw that it was the black false blind beggar. It turned out that he was repeating his old tricks and became a "victim of the Vietnam War" again.
However, the false blind begs Randolph: "Please do good deeds. The Vietnam War made me lose my legs and become blind, but I am not complaining!"
Randolph tried to push away the false blind beggar's hands angrily. Reprimanded: "Don't count on me, I won't give you anything!"
Modi stood and watched the scene, smiling, without saying a word.
The black false blind beggar still didn't let go. Randolph just hit him, and Si Hua ran over while playing the siren, trying to save Randolph.
The black false blind beggar let go. Randolph took advantage of the momentum and ran into the club's gate. Modi smiled and walked behind Randolph. When he turned his head, he found two policemen rushing to take away the false blind beggar.

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inside the club hall. The air is calm, and members sit peacefully on comfortable sofas, reading newspapers and smoking cigarettes carefully.
Randolph and Mody strode into the hall, and after everyone glanced at them, they were busy reading the newspaper again.
Randolph and Modi sat down in the seats they were accustomed to.
Randolph was still angry, he said dissatisfied: "You see, a poor man, there is no way to change his life and environment!"
Modi: "This is caused by the environment. If the environment changes, he will also change. I think a competent administrator, once he loses his environment, he not only loses his job, but also his friendship and everything!"
Randolph: "Your environmental theory makes me not interested. I think it's like the one just now. Young people can never be good administrators!"
Modi disagreed: "I think that we have given him good living and working conditions for Winlouis. He has good friends and lovers..."
Randolph With his eyes open, he said word by word: "Anyway, I don't think it will work, no, because he is a..."
Modi: "I don't believe it, let's bet. How about it!"
Randolph: "As usual, I will be with you. , What about the stakes?"
Modi: "As usual, a dollar!" He took a dollar bill out of his pocket.
Randolph collected the banknotes solemnly, and then said to Modi: "To make it clear, we are going to make a capable person nothing, and a poor boy to be a capable person, right?"
Modi: "Yes! "
At this time, Winluis was entering the club hall solemnly. Carrying a briefcase, he is well-dressed, just like a big capitalist. When he passed the crowd, he politely greeted them: "You are early!"
He came to the Randolph and Modi brothers: "You are early!"
Randolph and Modi: "You are early. What's the matter?"
Win Louis: "I have expected the pork belly and it has already been accepted. The second thing is to celebrate Christmas, and there is a pay slip for you to sign and approve." With that, he took out a stack of documents from the briefcase. , Give it to Modi.
Modi flipped through Shan Ju and found one: "Who is this? The annual salary is half a million dollars? Bi Jialun? Who is this?"
Wen Luyi said quickly, "I also noticed. I checked all the staff and found nothing. Who is this Pichalon?"
Randolph took the work order hesitantly and inspected it. Soon his face changed suddenly, and he seemed to have noticed something. He hurriedly said: "Don't worry, this person has been working for us for many years, and he is doing special work!"
Win Louis: "Special job?"
Modi alertly Busy interrupted: "It's research work."
Randolph hurriedly put away his payroll: "Let's take care of his business directly!" With
relief, Wenluyi hurriedly took other people's payroll from Modi and put it back in his briefcase. Ready to leave and go out.

At the
entrance of the club 10 , Si Hua was walking back and forth.
Wenluyi came out from the door triumphantly, carrying a briefcase. I didn't expect to bump into the black blind beggar who was being released from the police station. The briefcase accidentally ran into the arms of the black man Valentine. Valentine caught it with both hands dexterously.
Wen Luyi hurriedly shouted: "Help, he grabs the purse! Grab the purse!"
Valentine was in the chaos and wanted to give it back to Winlouis. But Winlouis was also confused by Valentine's shouts, and did not answer.
The police chased. In the chaos, Valentine looked around, seeing more and more people around him, he became wise in a hurry, carrying a leather bag, and fled towards the club hall.

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inside the club hall.
The hall is very quiet and a peaceful atmosphere. Valentin desperately ran in. He knocked down the furniture, eager to find a way out. Helpless, jumped onto a large conference table.
The police had gathered around, and people shouted: "Grab the briefcase mob!"
Seeing that there was no way out, Valentine jumped off the conference table and moved under the table flexibly.
The police immediately took a gun and aimed it at Valentine's head.
Valentine opened his eyes and smiled and said to the policeman: "Mr. Officer, what is wrong with me?" The
policeman: "You rob and endanger others!" While handcuffing Valentine's hands with handcuffs, he removed him from the table. Pulled it out.
Vin Louis pointed to Valentine: "I want to accuse you of robbing my briefcase and assaulting others!"
Valentine clamored: "I didn't rob, I want to return it to you!"
Modi came to him and said: "You must be born in poverty..."
Valentine: "I was born in poverty, but what does it have to do with you? I want a lawyer. Is there a lawyer here?"
He looked around and found that...
everyone Keep silent, as if not hearing it.
Valentine wanted to plead, but the police took him away anyway.
Modi: "It's the environment. It's the environment that caused him to be humble and evil. It made him do some illegal activities!"
Randolph disagreed: "You are here again, your theory. I insist that this is innate, you Don’t forget, he’s a black...person!"
Modi refused to accept it. He pointed to the proud Winlouis and said: "I dare you to say that someone like Winlouis, as long as we put him in another environment, he will also It will become painful, humble, impoverished..."
Randolph: "He will be unemployed and lose his status, but he..."
Modi: "It will be worse than unemployment, he will lose everything, friendship, love and other relationships..."

12
evening. Wenlouis and his lover Penny are serving dinner in the apartment under the service of Goldman. Goldman was preparing sweets.
Penny (for temperature Louis): "You're brave, in that case, you fight with him if I, I would kneel down for mercy.!"
Wen Louis intentionally humbly said: "There is nothing, at that time It's instinct that overwhelms everything."
Penny turned to Goldman: "Gorman, did Win Luis talk to you about him?"
Goldman smiled faintly: "Mr. Win Luis shared with me!"
Penny took With lustful eyes, he approached Wenlouis and whispered: "I need you now!"
Wenlouis understood her intentions, and said to Gaoman: "Gorman, you can bring coffee to the living room!"
Gaoman: "Then ,
Where's the sweets?" Wenluyi: "You eat it!"

13 in the
kitchen.
Goldman pushed open the kitchen door unhappily. After entering, he immediately threw the sweets he had just made into the trash can, and cursed: "Shame!"
At this time, the phone rang. Goldman picked up the microphone: "Hey, it's me, I am Goldman! I work in your home, of course I want to listen to you. I understand that this is an experiment, and I completely agree! Do as you wish, and spare The house and everything, okay, I understand." In the morning of

14th
, the brothers Randolph and Modi Duke were standing in front of the upper-floor window where they were meeting, overlooking the crowded sidewalk.
A middle-aged man with the appearance of a detective, standing in front of a shop, as if waiting for someone, and Wenluyi walked in front of him.
The detective pointed to Winlouis secretly towards the brothers who hugged him in front of the window.
Randolph and Modi bowed their heads slightly behind the window, indicating that it was Winluis.

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The meeting began, and the delegates entered the meeting room politely.
Detective Bi Jialun stood by the entrance of the meeting, watching every delegate who entered the meeting room vigilantly. Win Louis also entered.
Bi Jiaren stepped forward immediately, holding Win Louis with one hand, and putting something into Win Louis' pocket with the other. Then, with a smile on his face, he paid tribute to Win Louis: "Oh, I'm sorry!" It seemed to be a mistake. Win Louis didn't notice it.
The meeting began, and the chairman solemnly came to the podium on the podium and announced to everyone: "The meeting is held. First of all, we must announce one thing: there has been a scandal in our club, and someone has committed theft inside the club. We have invited Police Officer Bi Jialun. Come to participate in the investigation. Now I invite him to speak."
Bi Jialun came to the podium and said solemnly: "We have a clue right now. We have marked the money, and we can find the perpetrator today. Please cooperate, Do as we ask. Please stand up first!" The
participants stood up on their seats obediently. Bi Jialun walked towards the conference table with two police officers. They seemed to be standing behind Winlouis consciously and stopped leaving.
Bi Jialun: "Now, I ask the representatives to put their left hand on the shoulder of the representative on the right, insert their hands into the pocket of the representative on the right, and take out the things in his pocket!"
Everyone did this. Bi Jialun consciously paid attention to the reaction of Win Louis: someone else took out a stack of US dollar bills from his pocket, and there was a red mark on the note. Although it was very conspicuous, Win Louis never noticed it.
"Gentlemen," Bi Jialun muttered, attracting people's attention. "The money is here, it's in the hands of Mr. Winlouis!"
Winlouis was furious, and he angrily pleaded for himself: "I have never seen this money. It was framed!"
Modi came to him deliberately and said: " I'm really ashamed of your late father, but fortunately he passed away early!"
Two police officers took Win Louis' arms and stood out of the conference hall.

16
Interrogation room of the police station.
A police officer is inspecting Winlouis' belongings.
Officer: "A wallet, a few credit cards..."
Suddenly, he took a cellophane packet from his wallet. White powder inside. He opened his pocket, picked out a bit with his index finger, and tasted it.
Police officer: "...or PCP'Angel Dust', possession of drugs!"
Standing opposite him, Win Louis: "You nonsense. I have never seen this thing. This is framed. I know who it is! This is framed. !" The
police officer gestured. The policeman immediately took away the yelling Winlouis.

17 the
following day. Police station.
Penny was sitting on the bench, depressed and silent, sitting beside her left and right were strong men in the shape of a drunkard. One of them was very strong and even put his head on Penny's shoulder. Penny sat restlessly.
The door to the detention center opened, and Win Louis was wearing a set of weird clothes that looked like hooligans often wear. His face was swollen and his eyes were injured. He appeared to have been beaten. He stepped out of the prison gate and walked towards Penny with a forced smile. Come.
He wanted to hug Penny, but Penny refused in disgust. She didn't stealthily and said to Win Louie: "Why do you look like this? And also hides drugs,
which is disappointing!" Win Louie: "This is someone framed, and I know who it is!"
Penny, I J! But I hate you as a rascal! "Speaking, turning around and leaving.
Wenluyi: "Penny, you can't go, I can prove that I am innocent!" "
Penny turned around, gave him a disgusted look, and left the police station.
Bi Jialun stood aside, watching everything silently. Suddenly, a woman who looked like a prostitute came out of the fence. Bi Jialun took the initiative. Walk towards her and hold her.
Woman: "Don't bother me, I just came out. "
Bi Jialun just whispered to her. The woman pointed to Winlouis standing still: "It's him!" "
Bi Jialun nodded slightly. Outside the

18th
police station.
Penny walked out of the police station unhappily and walked towards the luxury car waiting for her.
Wenluyi walked out of the police station gate quickly, shouting: "Penny, Penny, don't go, I'm innocent!"
Penny paused. Winluis came to her, held Penny's shoulders with both hands, and was about to kiss Penny. Penny closed her eyes tightly, ready to accept.
Suddenly, a woman's hand covered her lips. Penny opened her eyes blankly. She found out that the woman took Win Louie away and took the initiative to kiss him. She kept saying, "Baby, nothing, I will always love you. I'll wait for you!"
Penny was very angry, scolding Win Louie while boarding the car, and finally gave it back. Through the car window, he shouted to Wen Luyi: "I never want to see you again!"
Wen Luyi hurriedly pushed the prostitute away, trying to call Penny back. But the car is already far away.

19 On
the street in front of the police station.
The prostitute saw Win Louie chasing Penny's car, so she asked for a taxi that had just passed by, and ignoring Win Louie, she got into the car briskly.
Wen Luyi turned around and found that she was leaving, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, how did you go? What should I do?" The
prostitute smiled in the taxi and said to Wen Luyi: "I have completed the task, I am going home!"
Wenluyi: "Who asked you to do the task?"
Prostitute: "It was commissioned by the gentleman!" He pointed to the road not far away.
Wenlouis and she both turned around. But no one was found.
Win Louis: "Where shall I go? I am penniless." The
prostitute said sympathetically, "Then get in my car. I will give you a section, but I have to pay. I spend 25 yuan and you have to pay 50 yuan. ! "
Wen Louis:" Yes, what you call "?
prostitute:" my name is Ophelia, is to take the name of Shakespeare, Hamlet tangled with, I can make it clear with you, you have to give money. "
Vin Luis: "No problem." After
Win Luis got in the car, the taxi drove away.

20 in the
taxi.
Wenluyi took out the credit card holder and said to Ophelia: "Look, I have all kinds of credit cards used all over the world, as well as 250,000 US dollars in cash deposit in the bank. Don't worry. Just go to my house and find Goldman. It's easy to solve." The
taxi turned.

21The
taxi drove slowly along the sidewalk and then stopped.
The door opened and Wenluyi jumped out of the car.
He went up the steps, took out the key, and inserted it into the keyhole, but it just couldn't be opened.
He knocked on the door. No one answered.
He knocked on the door anxiously. The door opened ajar, revealing Goldman's face. He asked sternly: "Who are you looking for?"
Wenluyi: "Gorman, it's me. Give me tens of yuan soon. I can pay the taxi fare. My key is broken."
Goldman: "You Go farther, I don't know you!"
Wen Luyi: "Gorman, I am Wen Luyi, let me go in."
Goldman: "Go away, or I will call the police!" Then he closed the door tightly.
Wenluyi stood in frustration, at a loss.

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lively streets. A taxi stopped along the sidewalk.
Winluis and Ophelia got out of the car and walked towards the gate.
Wenluyi confidently said to Ophelia next to him: "I have cash deposits and credit cards from all over the world. This guarantees my repayment ability!" When he
came to the counter, Wenluyi filled out the form and handed it to When a female clerk said: "I want 2,000 cash!" The
female clerk looked at the form, then looked at Wenlouis, and then calmly said to him: "Please wait a moment, I'm sorry!" Turned and walked into the room. .
After a while, a middle-aged clerk approached Win Louis and solemnly said to him: "Please give me your credit card. I am instructed to freeze all your deposits!"
Win Louis wanted to plead, but he found that the two bank policemen were just Stand beside him. Upon seeing this, Ophelia pulled Winlouis away alertly.

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youth clubs.
Several young people were singing, and there was a table next to them where Penny and other girls were sitting.
Wenluyi wore a long fur coat and entered the club. He saw the crowd and walked towards them confidently.
Several young people had already seen Win-Louis, but pretending to be unfamiliar, they continued to sing.
Win Louie came to a young man and said with a smile: "I know I hate you. But I know who is setting me up, I will fight to the end! I am innocent. I believe you all know me."
Penny Seeing Wen Luyi borrowing money, he said nothing. Win Louis came to her: "Penny, you know me, I am completely innocent..."
Penny said angrily: "You look disgusting. I tell you, no one here wants to buy you. Heroin..."
Wen Luyi (corrected): "It's'Angel Dust'. But I have never seen this thing. I am innocent. I wonder if you can borrow some money from me until the matter is clear. ."
A young man: "I can express their feelings on behalf of the people present. Your presence really embarrassed us. You should go!"
Wen Luyi was left in the cold.

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police station gate.
Valentine came out of the police station gate. He stepped down the steps and looked around, not knowing where to go.
A luxury car stopped by the sidewalk not far from him. The door opens. Modi showed his figure and smiled and greeted him: "Hey, get in the car, we have something to look for you!"
Valentin flashed his eyes and said puzzledly: "Look for me? I won't go up. Or you want to say me again. I'm not fooled by attacking private vehicles and stealing!"
Modi: "Why should we sue you? You still got out on bail!" After saying that, he got out of the car and pushed Valentin into the car with Randolph.
In the moving car, Modi further said to Valentine: "We not only let you be free, but we also give you a car, a house..." Then, he took out a box of precious cigars and asked Valentine to fetch it. .
Valentine grabbed a cigar and put it in his pocket, but he hesitated to ask, "Is it true?"
Modi: "It's true. If you doubt, get out of the car, you are free!"
Valentin: "No, I have to sit in the car for a while!"
Then he asked the driver again Black driver: "You said, is it true?" The
black driver is noncommittal, or just driving the car by himself.

25On
a messy road.
Winluis and Ophelia came. Ophelia greeted drunks, blacks, and poor people from time to time.
Winlouis: "You all know?"
Ophelia: "Neighbors!" The
two turned into a simple hug room, stepped on the dilapidated stairs, went upstairs, and entered the room.
Ophelia took off the crappy fur coat, and Wenluoy put down the food paper bag in his hand and said: "You are a good person, I don't know how I want to thank you! Why are you so good to me?"
Ophelia: "I don't want thank you, I only care about my investment "!
temperature Louis:" I guarantee there is no problem I want revenge I know who framed me that he might have stroked my fiancee and nourish the skin ....... "..
this When there was a knock on the door.
Ophelia adjusted her clothes and walked towards the door.
She half-opened the door and squeezed out of the room. Seeing an old customer holding flowers, she smiled and said, "These flowers are for me? Thank you. But my mother is here from home, I have to accompany her, we The original date has to be rescheduled, I'm sorry!" He said, gave her a soft kiss and closed the door.

26 The
home of brothers Randolph and Modi Duke.
The brothers took Valentine and entered the gate. Goldman greeted them.
Modi pointed to the magnificent house and said to Valentine, "This is your house, everything here belongs to you!"
Valentine asked, "Everything here belongs to me?" He grabbed a lot of cigars, stuffed them into his pockets, and took away a silver ashtray.
Modi couldn't bear it. He took out the cigar and ashtray from Valentine's pocket, and said, "Everything here is yours, what else are you hiding?"
Valentine grabbed a Chinese porcelain vase. He said, "It all belongs to me, that is, I can just play here?" He said, throwing back and forth with his left and right hands like tossing a ball.
Without knowing whether it was intentional, Valentine missed, and the porcelain vase fell to the ground and shattered.
"Oh, sorry. Fortunately, this is a fake!" Valentine stared at the brothers and said.
Randolph: "Counterfeit? We bought it for $35,000!"
Modi: "But we insured the insurance company for $50,000. You see, Valentin earned us $15,000 in one go. Goldman, this is your master, you take him to take a bath and put on his clothes!"
Goldman led the embarrassed Valentin upstairs.

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In the bedroom that was originally Winlouis.
Goldman asked Valentine to undress and take a bath. Seeing Goldman take away his old clothes, Valentine hurriedly said: "Don't throw it away, maybe you still need it!"
Valentine sat in the whirlpool. He watched curiously as the water sprayed at him like a whirlpool, and he sang a little tune happily.

28 The following
morning, the living room.
Valentine was neatly dressed, ready to go out and go to work. But he still asked Goldman: "Why are they doing this to me?"
Goldman just said: "You go to work the first day, I believe you don't want to be late, do you?"
Valentin just put on his coat and went out.

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Duke Brothers office.
Valentine walked into the office, found that the Duke brothers were already there, and sent someone a hearty breakfast.
Valentine: "No, I have eaten it!"
Modi: "Not to let you eat breakfast, but to tell you about our work."
Randolph: "We are the brokers of daily-use agricultural products. The so-called daily-use agricultural products are agricultural products that are related to daily life. We make everything from grains and fruits to the casings of the intestines, even gold, silver or silver. As long as needed, do it. For example, some people think that the price of gold is going to rise and they want to buy, while others think that it is going to fall, and we sell for them. One advantage of our business is that no matter who earns, who loses , We charge all fees."
Valentine: "It's like a person who specializes in betting, regardless of whether you win or lose, you just get it!"
Randolph (to Modi): "Look, I said that he is very smart Well."
Modi: "What do you think of the price of casings today. Can you
buy in ?" Valentin: "If you are willing to pay, you can enter. From my point of view, the price will not rise. Everyone needs money. Those with casings don’t dare to sell them immediately, for fear that the price will fall. It is unprofitable, so that there is no money to buy toys for the child, and the wife does not make love to him. What's more, the price of casings has been falling in the morning. 62.40 It’s not too late to buy again.”
Randolph and Modi talked to each other and thought it made sense.
Modi turned on the TV, and the screen showed that the price of casings was still falling. At 62.40, Valentin calmly said, "You can buy it!"
Modi called immediately; later, he took out the computer and counted. Astoria said: "Look, Valentine made us $275,400 in one go!"

30
Christmas Eve. In a luxurious restaurant.
Valentine was at a big round table, dressed neatly, talking and laughing as the same group of big capitalists were eating. Sitting next to him was a woman with glamorous make-up, who smiled at her from time to time.
The capitalists kept inquiring about the rise and fall of goods prices from Valentine's mouth. A capitalist wanted to buy a large amount of spring wheat, so he asked Valentine's opinion.
Others remained silent and listened to their ears. Some even pulled their seats to hear them more authentically.
Valentine smiled and said: "I don't think you will invest in buying spring wheat because the wheat harvest in the Soviet Union is not expected to be too bad." Everyone felt sleepy at his speech.
Valentin deliberately or unconsciously looked at his female neighbor and said: "From your female partner's necklace, you have to save every penny to please her."
Valentin's words clearly stabbed the big capitalist. But everyone deliberately treated it as Valentine's joke, and laughed.
The female partner deliberately approached Valentine, like a kiss or a whisper.

It is
raining lightly outside the road on the 31st side of the road.
Win Louis walked alone in the rain, his expression depressed.
He couldn't help looking at the brightly lit restaurant. He accidentally discovered that Valentine was noticed by the capitalists like a star. He thought, this position was his.
He silently walked away without saying a word.
The rain is still falling, and there are fewer and fewer pedestrians.

32
a thrift store.
Wenluyi handed the shop owner a watch and asked the shop owner how much money he could order.
The shopkeeper said unceremoniously: "Say no!"
Win Louis: "Why? This is a famous Swiss watch!" The
shopkeeper glanced at Win Louis: "This is stolen stolen!"
Win Louis: "What stolen stolen? This is me. in Switzerland, buy yourself "!
shopkeeper took the table, carefully watched, then said:"! $ 25 a "
warm Louis:" What is the $ 5,000 to $ 25 I bought "?.!
shopkeeper:" I do not count on Out!"
Wenluyi hesitated for a while, and then said: "Just 25 yuan!"
He saw the old pistol in the container, and said, "Buy this with money! Just right."

33
an alley.
The lights of a small hotel are still on.
Wenlouis staggered out of the shop. He looked left and right, not knowing where to go. Suddenly a bus drove by. He walked to the right as if recalling the name of the street.

34
bus stop.
There was no one on the station. Wenluyi held a wine bottle, leaning on the pole and waiting for the bus. He was soaked in the rain, but he didn't feel it.
A bus is coming. Wenluyi stepped onto the steps and got into the car.

35 on the
bus.
The few passengers who were left alone sat silently.
The bus is moving. Several female passengers saw Wenluyi approaching them drunkly, and stood up one after another and shifted to other empty seats.
Win Louis occupies two seats alone, closed his eyes, muttering to himself.

36
Ophelia's room.
Winluis was lying on the bed with a cold towel on his head, and Ophelia was taking care of him.
Wen Louis woke up and saw Ophelia kind face, he took her hand, with her affectionate said: "? Ophelia, very kind of you, I really do not know how to thank you for your kindness,"
Ophelia Leah: "Don't think that I care about you. I only care about the investment in you!" He said and glanced at Wenluoyi.
Wenluyi understood that this was not Ophelia's true words.
When Win Louis saw a daily newspaper on the bed, he grabbed it and flipped it through. He saw a photo on the economics page, which reported that Valentine would attend the Christmas charity dinner party and have a meeting with merchants.
Vin Louie recognized Valentine and yelled: "This guy, he took my house, my car and my job. I will fight him to the end. At the Christmas dinner, okay, I want to Give him a gift that he will never forget in his life!"

37
Christmas charity dinner venue.
The table was full of food and wine, and gentlemen and ladies walked back and forth from time to time.
A Santa Claus is stuffing bacon and cold fish into his fat pocket. This is Santa Claus, his beard covers his face, and he can't see who it is. Just the energy to take things from him makes people wonder whether he is a thief. After taking the bacon and sausage, he sneaked into Valentine's office while the guests were not paying attention.

38
Win Louis enters the office.
He expertly came to Valentine’s desk, opened the drawer, took out a pack of heroin in plastic bags from his robe, put it in the drawer, and said: "I call you for Christmas! My name is You have Christmas!" He closed the drawer fiercely, and then opened the drawer on the left, looking for something.
At this time, the office door opened, Valentine dressed neatly and entered the office. He was surprised to find that Winlouis was flipping at his desk.
He asked
startledly : "Who are you? What are you doing at my desk?" Wenluo easily saw that it was Valentine, and he couldn't help but panic. In a hurry to seize the door and escape, Valentin did not stop, only to hear Wen Luyi still shouting: "So the drug dealer is you! You framed me."
Valentin wanted to go out to chase Wen Luigi, but Mody and Lun weren't expected . Astoria came to the office, stopped him, and said to him, "Oh, Valentine, why are you still in the office now? The dinner party has started!"
Valentine hurriedly turned away and said, "I still have something on hand!"
Modi: "It's nice that I don't even take a break at Christmas. I will go to Stockholm to give awards this year. I must mention your name!"
Valentin took out the pay slip and asked the Duke brothers to sign it. He also, like Win Louie, when the Duke brothers looked through it, he suggested that there was no Bi Jialun among the employees.
Randolph immediately said: "I personally take care of this person's payroll. He does a good job."
Modi was afraid that Valentine would ask about Bi Jialun again, and he took Valentine and said, "Come on, Valentine. , Go have a drink!"
Valentine had to go with the Duke brothers to the banquet hall.

39
banquet hall.
In the banquet hall, Wenluyi was still mixed among the guests, even drinking and taking. When he saw Valentine enter with the Duke brothers, he rushed to run, causing confusion.
He glanced at the food table of the banquet, pushed down the bottle and tableware, and hurriedly rushed to the main entrance of the hall. Wenluyi yelled as he
ran: "I'm not a drug dealer, you are a drug dealer!"
Upon seeing this, Valentine went to call the police.
Wen Luyi hurriedly took out his pistol, trying to use this to rush out of the door, but also tore off his fake beard, revealing his truth.
Johnny Murtagh see a temperature Louis, took the opportunity to Randolph said with emotion: "! You see, Louis was warm, he could be so down and out, penniless, and finally to rely on make-up Santa Claus earn my living, and how humble"

40
on the road .
Winluis held a pistol and ran wildly on the road. He was drunk and wanted to commit suicide. He pointed the gun at his temple, but he couldn't make up his mind. He slowly put down the gun and walked staggering among the falling snow...

41
Banquet Hall.
Valentine drove away Winlouis and came to the toilet. He took out a cigarette containing a small amount of narcotics, hid in the pail and smoked quietly.
The Duke brothers came to the toilet to wash their hands. They thought that there was no one in the toilet, so they told their heartfelt words.
Modi said to Randolph: "You see, we have reduced a smart, talented, and socially standing person to an out-of-heart poor, and trained a dirty, humble poor person into a capable senior manager. We are we. The'experiment' of China has achieved results. I won. You can pay!"
Randolph took out one dollar unwillingly and handed it to Modi.
Modi cautiously put the dollars in his pocket, and said, "Now it's time to try to get Wenlouis back and send Valentin back to the black area."
Randolph replied calmly: "I don't want Winlouis to come back!"
Modi: "Are you going to keep Valentine!"
Randolph: "Do you think I will let a black man take charge of our business?" After that, he laughed and left.
Valentine pushed the door out of Christine's bucket. He opened his eyes wide, as if he couldn't believe what he had accidentally heard just now.

42
Ophelia's house.
Winluis was lying on the bed with a gun with a cold towel on his head. He is in a situation of anger and illness.
Ophelia invited a doctor for him. This doctor is the personal doctor of brothers Randolph and Modi Duke, brought by Goldman.
After examining the patient, the doctor got up and said to Goldman: "It's not a problem, you can recover after one or two days of rest!"
Wenluyi stood up and found Valentin sitting on the sofa in front of him, angrily forced to pounce on the tile. Langting was about to strangle him. Valentine hurriedly told him: "The real liar are brothers Randolph and Modi Duke.
"
Winluoy raised his pistol excitedly and shouted: "I'm going to kill these two brothers!" Valentine Lingjing Said: "You can't go to them with a pistol. They will accuse you of assaulting others with violence.
"
Winlouis : "What should I do?" Valentin said calmly: "The best way to deal with the rich is to let They are impoverished!"
Wenluyi, Goldman, and Ophelia looked at each other, smiled at last, and agreed.

43 The
office of brothers Randolph and Modi Duke.
The phone rang, and Modi answered the call. It was from Bi Jialun. He said, "I'll take the car to Washington tonight. Tomorrow at 12 midnight the delivery will be in Section D of the city garage on the second floor. But the reward will be once. Pay in full and ask for cash!"
Modi said, "Agree!" After speaking, the same Randolph smiled.
Randolph: "It's all about him this time!" Modi
: "Bi Jialun is okay !"

44
Valentine's office.
Valentine put down the phone. Obviously, he secretly connected the phone to the Duke brothers to his headset. Therefore, he fully grasped the Duke brothers' conspiracy. He knew that Bi Jialun’s mission was to go to Washington to steal the Secretary of Agriculture’s report on the citrus harvest that year. This report would directly affect the market for citrus and quick-frozen orange juice, as well as the income of the Duke brothers.

45
railway station.
Sleeper carriage. Piccadilly entered the carriage voluntarily and opened his box. Throw the leather bag on the empty seat; then take off his raincoat and sit down.
He looked through the car window impatiently and saw an apes locked in a cage, watching him. He made a grimace with the orangutan, then opened a novel and read it absently.
The box door opened. A young man dressed as a black African enters the compartment happily and heartily, and sits opposite Bi Jialun.
"Happy New Year!" The African youth greeted Bi Jialun.
"We say Happy New Year here!" Bi Jialun corrected him.
"Oh, thank you, you corrected my bad English! I am a student from Cameroon." He took out the African food from the bag and asked Bi Jialun to eat it.
Black youth: "Please try the African beef jerky!"
Bi Jialun arrogantly declined.
The black youth was still happily and heartily talking about his study and life in the United States.
The compartment door opened again. A slightly drunk priest enters. He claimed to be Irish, took out a flat metal bottle, and invited Bi Jialun to taste the famous Irish whiskey.
Bi Jialun (shaking his head): "No, thank you. I don't drink." After that, he read the novel again.
At this time, a girl opened the door and entered. She was wearing lederhosen, braids, and a rucksack.
The priest asked, "This is an Austrian!"
"No! I'm Swiss-Dian-ren!" answered the girl.
"Oh, the Swedes wear lederhosen too!" the priest said in surprise.
The girl turned around and asked Bi Jialun to put the untied rucksack on the luggage rack. She was so close to Bi Jialun that Bi Jialun took advantage of the momentum to peek at the girl's towering chest. He didn't notice that the black youth exchanged Bi Jialun's for the same secret code box.
Bi Jialun happily turned around and put on the rucksack for the girl. The young black man took the opportunity to slip out of the carriage. Bi Jialun did not see the black youth taking away his secret code box.

At 46
station.
Two baggage handlers, driving the battery car, came to the front of the baggage compartment. They laughed and looked at a cage in their luggage with an orangutan inside.
Transport Worker A: "It is said that this bus will be transported by both male and female. Let's see if they make a record!"
Transport Worker B: "I am not interested in this. What I am interested in is what to eat on the bus tonight? I haven't eaten yet. Now!"
Transport worker A: "Me too! Load the car first!" He
said, starting the battery car.

47 on the
train.
The train had started, and the young black man shouted heartily: "The train has started. The train has started."
He said as he walked to the toilet and knocked on the door four times.
The toilet door was ajar, and a man reached out a hand from the door and received the secret code box of the black youth.
The black youth turned away happily.

48 The
black youth returned to the box, chatting and laughing happily.
Bi Jialun watched him and the priest coldly. I feel that these people are all familiar. However, he was attracted by the towering boobs of the Swedish girl.
At this time, the box door opened and another black man came in.
The black young man yelled when he saw the black traveler.
"Ah! It's you!" The black man greeted his compatriot.
Black traveler: "Ah. It's you
. I didn't expect to meet you here. Are you still there?" Black youth: "Yes. I remember the good times when we were doing amateur art together. The environment and the weather are really unforgettable in a lifetime!"
Bi Jialun looked at the two carefully. He had doubts about them. He thought that the young man was Valentine, and the middle-aged black traveler was Winlouis.
The Swedish girl noticed Bi Jialun's suspicious gaze, and hurriedly walked to Bi Jialun, blocking Bi Jialun's sight with her chest.
Swedish girl: "Sir, please take me to take off the rucksack. I invite you to eat Swedish meatballs!"
Bi Jialun shook his head, but still stood up to fetch the luggage for her.
Suddenly, Bi Jialun skillfully took out the pistol from the pocket of his jacket, and suddenly grabbed the hair sleeve of the disguised "black" traveler, shouting: "Don't pretend, you are Win Louis, Valentine... … Follow me obediently. Who wants to eat your African beef jerky, Scottish brandy and Swedish meatballs!"
He put a gun against Winluis’s back and asked the other three to walk in front of him.
These people were forced by him to walk towards the luggage compartment.

49
luggage cart.
The two baggage escorts were already drunk sitting in the baggage cart.
In a wooden cage not far away, a gorilla looked at the group of people who were entering the carriage. However, the baggage escort workers did not ask questions, but they were still talking enthusiastically.
A transport workers:. "Look at gorillas, and other partners in miles, if not, I fear you will have to use a tranquilizer gun use it.?"
Transport workers B: "! Never used, but it seems difficult to"
that The gorilla began to commotion and attracted people's attention. Winluis turned and rushed towards Bi Jialun.
Valentine took advantage of the situation and pushed Bi Jialun into the wooden cage. The orangutan in the cage thought that Bi Jialun was going to attack him, stretched out his long arm from the gap of the cage, and hit Bi Jialun hard on the head. Bi Jialun passed out.
Ophelia saw the orangutan helmet for disguise beside her, grabbed it, and put it on Bi Jialun's head.
Valentine: "Put him into the empty cage, let him and the apes are bored!" Wenluyi
and Gaoman put the orangutan costumes for disguise on Bi Jialun, and then pushed him into the empty cage.
Another live orangutan in the cage thought that Bigalun was a female orangutan, and continued to commotion and welcomed it.

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midnight, the garage in the city.
The Duke brothers jumped out of their luxury car and went to the garage. They walked for a while, then greeted Bi Jialun softly.
Modi: "Bi Jia Lun! Bi Jia Lun!"
A figure was flexibly revealed at the corner, and then he shot the Duke brothers with a flashlight.
Modi covered his eyes with his hand, and said, "
Have you brought the goods?" The figure: "Open your box first, let me see the things, and then I will give you the goods!"
Modi and Randolph opened the codes they brought. Box cover. A box of neatly laid dollar bills was exposed under the beam of the flashlight.
The figure shows his password box.
Modi and Randolph hurriedly walked towards the figure and exchanged their secret code boxes.

51
lively street.
A taxi stopped along the sidewalk and opened the door. Wenlouis and Valentine were dressed as if they were two businessmen getting out of the taxi.
Valentine looked around, looking at this huge building.
Vin Louis pushed Valentine and told him to move forward and walk towards the exchange. He said, "Don't be afraid, just keep the direction and look forward. Receiving at low prices and selling at high prices. Here, remember, here only There is no choice between being
pitted and being pitted !" Valentin smiled at him, saying that there is no problem.

52
hall.
Goldman and Ophelia are behind Winlouis and Valentine. Vin Louis and Valentine stood still and said goodbye to Goldman and Ophelia.
Goldman: "I will hand over my personal savings to you!"
Ophelia smiled and said to Winlouis: "I gave you all the hard-earned money, I hope you will succeed, and then find a good place to go. Rest."
Valentin: "Find a place where we have the final say, yes!" After
that, Wen Luyi gestured to Valentin. Wenlouis held Ophelia's shoulders in both hands, kissed her gently, and then walked forward with Valentine.
This is the escalator downstairs. Valentine and Winlouis stepped up the stairs and turned to stare at Goldman and Ophelia who were still standing there.
The escalator descended, and the figures of Winlouis and Valentine gradually disappeared.

53
Exchange business hall.
The crowd was bustling. But everyone walked back and forth with a stern, nervous look.
Now the clock is exactly 8:55, and there are still 5 minutes to start the official business. But people, including customers and brokers, looked at the long and short hands of the clock with attention, and at the electric numbers on the market table, even though they were still motionless at the moment.
9 o'clock exactly. There was a crisp electric bell in the hall. People became nervous.
Modi and Randolph sat in the same hall. A middle-aged man with Duke's agent is listening to the instructions of the Duke brothers.
Modi: "You stay steady, it's up to you to look down. The price of oranges is going to fall, and you will throw it out when appropriate, don't worry!"
Randolph: "We are as sure as usual."
Broker leave the office. He calmly mingled among the stock managers.
Brothers Modi and Randolph stood in front of the glass, looking down the business hall triumphantly.
The price of tangerines fluctuated from 56 to 60.
There was a commotion in the business hall. Some people take notes; they make gestures to show their intentions. Someone whispers and asks questions.
Operator: "It looks like the Duke brothers want to monopolize the market!"
Duke's agent was surrounded by the operator in the crowd, and people hoped to get a bit of information from his gestures.
The agent said nothing, smiling, looking up at Modi and Randolph, waiting for their will.
Randolph and Modi were still standing without expression. Obviously, they think that prices will rise, but what will happen in the future?
The electronic number on the quotation sheet was flipping, dropping from 60 to 58, and then quickly flipping to 56.70.
The operators began to commotion again. People are amazed at why today's market changes so fast and so much.
Randolph and Modi still focused on watching the expressions of the operators and the movement of the electric market table.
Valentine and Winlouis stood in the crowd, no one paid attention to them.
Electric market tables are still flipping rapidly: prices are still falling. People's hearts began to stir.
Win Louis and Valentin hinted: buy if the price drops again.
The electric market table flips again: the price is still falling.
An image of the US Secretary of Agriculture appeared on the TV screen of the business hall. He stably stated: "From the perspective of this year's climate and the harvest in the Soviet Union, the total output of oranges is still okay..."
The news appeared in the Secretary of Agriculture. In the report, the price of citrus is going to fall, because the weather and the harvest show that the world’s citrus storage is not declining but increasing, and of course the price will fall.
Vin Louis and Valentine yelled again and again, and they encouraged others to sell quickly.
The operator surrounded the two people, and they became the center of attention.
The electric market board is still flipping rapidly, and the price keeps dropping until it reaches the figure of 42.
Then, another sign appeared: "Citrus trading is suspended", which means that it has fallen to the end and no more trading.
Van Louis and Valentine's hands were full of notes, and the two smiled. It shows that they succeeded.
Modi and Randolph panic. They can't believe it, but it's true. Modi knew that this fact made them miserably defeated. Modi passed out.
People rushed to find emergency personnel.

54
Modi lay on the stretcher and was carried out of the office. Randolph waited on the stretcher.
When they reached the door, Valentine and Winlouis appeared in the crowd watching the excitement.
Randolph was stunned when he saw the two.
Mo Diqiang stood up and said to the two of them: "Is it you?"
"Yes!" Valentine said with a smile.
Randolph and Modi: "What are you doing here?"
Valentine said: " Vinlouis made a bet with me to see if you can be as poor as we are, and can we be as rich as you are? In the end I won! "
Vinlouis said: "The bet is $1, I lose, I pay in cash!" He
took out $1 from the clothes and handed it to Valentine.
Valentine: "Thank you!"
At this time, the exchange manager came to Modi and said to the two brothers: "We closed the general ledger, and you Duke Brothers compensated 500 million and you want cash."
Randolph cried out, "Oh my God, Where do I have so many cash, we apply for bankruptcy protection!"
Modi: "This is a deception. I demand that all the brokers be found, traded, and re-started!"
Exchange manager: "According to the regulations, if you can't live there After the settlement, we will notify the court to close all the property and remove your status on the exchange!"
Randolph: "This is not fair. The exchange was founded by our Duke family, how can we treat us like this!" The
exchange manager shrugged Shoulder, it means that the original decision cannot be changed.
Modi: "How could this be like this, it's all Picalon's doing. Where's Picalon? Where is this bastard Picalon?!"

55
Ship Pier.
A crane is hoisting a wooden cage with an "orangutan" inside. It barked, barked. But no one heard it.
The cage was hoisted into the cargo hold.
The crane lifted another cage. This is a real orangutan. It opened its eyes wide and looked at the labor scene.
Dockworker A: "Two male and female orangutans are loading a boat at the same time, and they are going to Africa. This is rare!"
Dockworker B: "I hope they can get along! Safe journey!" After that, wave goodbye to the orangutans who descended into the cargo hold. .

56 The
giant ship is advancing in the ocean.
In the distance is a beach. One can see someone resting on the beach.
There was a speedboat parked on the calm sea not far away, and there was a man and a woman on the boat waving to the shore.
Valentine sat comfortably on the recliner, closed his eyes, resting, beside him was a local girl in a bathing suit.
Valentine half opened his eyes and shouted, "Gorman, what do you have for lunch today?" Goldman, who
was walking with a girl in his arms, turned and said to Valentine, "What do you want to eat?"
Valentine: "You are the manager, you decide!"
Goldman: "How about lobster and
butterfish ?" Valentine: "Very good!"

57 on the
sea.
The yacht is moving slowly. Wenlouis and Ophelia were wearing swimsuits, standing at the bow of the boat, waving to Valentine on the beach.
Valentine waved happily. He laughed and smiled heartily.
The yacht is approaching the shore. The sea breeze shook the hair of Winlouis and Ophelia. The two embraced affectionately.

(End)

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Trading Places quotes

  • Louis Winthorpe III: [after trading ends on FCOJ, he and Billy Ray are quickly finalizing up some last minute sales. Once they're finished, they both look up to see the cost at 29. They then look at one another and scream in celebration and hug. After they're finished, they see the Dukes looking at them] Happy New Year!

    Randolph Duke: [He drops their now-worthless sales papers on the floor]

    [hoarsely]

    Randolph Duke: Winthorpe.

    Mortimer Duke: [stunned] Valentine.

    Billy Ray Valentine: Hey! How'd y'all make out today?

    Mortimer Duke: How could you do this to us after everything we've done for you?

    Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn't both get rich and put y'all in the poor house at the same time. He didn't think we could do it. I won.

    Louis Winthorpe III: [grinning] I lost.

    [Pulls it out of his breast pocket and shows it]

    Louis Winthorpe III: One dollar.

    Billy Ray Valentine: [Accepting it] Thank you, Louis.

    Louis Winthorpe III: After you.

    Billy Ray Valentine: Certainly.

    [They both leave with Billy Ray doing Eddie's "laugh" and Lewis giving the Dukes the Aykroyd "stare"]

  • Randolph Duke: Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?

    Billy Ray Valentine: Okay. Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody's waiting for it to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap and go long. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are goin' bat-shit. They're saying, "Hey, we're losing all our goddamn money, and Christmas is just around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip, right? And my wife won't f... my wife won't make love to me 'cuz I ain't got no money, right?" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now! I can feel it! They out there!

    Randolph Duke: [on the ticker machine, the price keeps dropping] He's right, Mortimer! My God, look at it!

    Billy Ray Valentine: I'd wait until you get to around sixty-four, THEN I'd buy. You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then.

    Randolph Duke: This is Randolph Duke. Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at sixty-four. Mr. Valentine has set the price.

    [He punches up the numbers on his calculator]

    Randolph Duke: Do you realize how much money he just saved us?

    Mortimer Duke: Money isn't everything, Randolph!