The most romantic dialogue in "Conversations with Women"

Brittany 2022-10-19 17:30:24

△The male protagonist walked over to the female protagonist without saying a word.

Male protagonist: You are thirty-eight years old, and you seem to be too.

Hostess: Fuck you.

Male protagonist: Then, after thirty-nine, and then forty, after forty, it is almost dead.

Hostess: Thanks.

△ The woman walks away.

Male protagonist: If the cardiologist thinks you are old, old and ugly, you are not cute at all. I am willing to accompany you through the last life.

△The heroine paused and turned around.

Hostess: Thank you.

Host: You're welcome. I'll walk with you, feed you water, and feed you.

△ The heroine smiled.

Hostess: Will dancing Sarah live with us?

Host: Of course not. Dancing Sarah should find a good boy her age.

Hostess: Can you dump her for me?

Male lead: She will leave me.

Hostess: Wise.

△ The heroine laughs.

Hostess: Will we still fight?

Male lead: Absolutely not. We've all passed that stage.

Hostess: Can we play bingo on Sunday night?

Male lead: Yes, unless you go on a trip.

Hostess: Where are we going?

Male lead: Guam, Paraguay, Botswana...

Hostess: Don't be so specific. We can find a globe, turn it around, and we'll go where our fingers are.

Male lead: And intimacy.

Hostess: You should know that by the age of forty I get sick, so don't expect too much.

Male lead: That might be better.

Hostess: Yes, we will sleep in separate beds.

Male protagonist: Okay, but sometimes I put the beds together.

Hostess: Why?

Male protagonist: Because I remember that you were not devastated by time until you were forty years old. So every week I close my eyes and rub your body a little.

△The heroine laughed in disgust.

Hostess: That's disgusting.

Male lead: But you can bear it. Because you know I love you.

Hostess: Yes, you'll be a dirty old pervert.

Male lead: I am, just your dirty old pervert.

Hostess: I'm so lucky.

Male lead: When we are really old and willing to die together, we will take poison like Romeo and Juliet, then hold hands and both hearts stop beating.

△The female protagonist approached the male protagonist sadly. The two kiss.

△ However, the next second cuts to the male protagonist talking.

Male lead: Both hearts stopped beating.

△The heroine smiled sadly and suddenly joked.

Hostess: But the poison I drink, like Juliet, is deceiving.

△The female protagonist walks towards the male protagonist while talking.

Hostess: That's fake poison. You think I'm dead, but I'm not.

Male lead: Yes, I forgot about this part.

Hostess: Yes, after about ten minutes, you are completely dead. I wake up.

Host: What will you do?

Hostess: Well, I'm so sad you died. However, I changed my mind. I'm not going to kill myself again, so I packed up, took my first flight to London, and went to Jeffrey! Ha ha ha ha.

△The male protagonist rolled his eyes.

△ Both of them laughed.

The male protagonist is not angry: It's too romantic.

Hostess: Yes. Damn, what time is it?

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Conversations with Other Women quotes

  • Man: Do you dance?

    Woman: Um, you know what, I find much less occasion for it these days. Um, I used to dance quite often, before I, well, turned twenty-five, but, um, you know it was a club or party or something. But now, now that I'm, well, older than twenty-five, I just find less occasion for it. I just, I guess the dancing phase of my life is over. I'm afraid my skills have atrophied.

    Man: Yeah, maybe I should have been a little bit more clear. Um, I meant, would you dance with me?

    Woman: Yeah yeah, I knew what you meant, I was just stalling.

  • Man: I know how old you are, you know.

    Woman: I know.

    Man: Then why do you always hesitate when you say your age?

    Woman: I don't. Because it's getting to be a surprisingly large number. And I don't like how it sounds. When I say it, it sounds like a lie.

    Man: I'm the same age as you.

    Woman: Oh, please, I shouldn't even have to tell you that it's different for men.

    Man: You call more attention to it when you don't say it bluntly.

    Woman: Mm, good advice. I'll remember that.