△The male protagonist walked over to the female protagonist without saying a word.
Male protagonist: You are thirty-eight years old, and you seem to be too.
Hostess: Fuck you.
Male protagonist: Then, after thirty-nine, and then forty, after forty, it is almost dead.
Hostess: Thanks.
△ The woman walks away.
Male protagonist: If the cardiologist thinks you are old, old and ugly, you are not cute at all. I am willing to accompany you through the last life.
△The heroine paused and turned around.
Hostess: Thank you.
Host: You're welcome. I'll walk with you, feed you water, and feed you.
△ The heroine smiled.
Hostess: Will dancing Sarah live with us?
Host: Of course not. Dancing Sarah should find a good boy her age.
Hostess: Can you dump her for me?
Male lead: She will leave me.
Hostess: Wise.
△ The heroine laughs.
Hostess: Will we still fight?
Male lead: Absolutely not. We've all passed that stage.
Hostess: Can we play bingo on Sunday night?
Male lead: Yes, unless you go on a trip.
Hostess: Where are we going?
Male lead: Guam, Paraguay, Botswana...
Hostess: Don't be so specific. We can find a globe, turn it around, and we'll go where our fingers are.
Male lead: And intimacy.
Hostess: You should know that by the age of forty I get sick, so don't expect too much.
Male lead: That might be better.
Hostess: Yes, we will sleep in separate beds.
Male protagonist: Okay, but sometimes I put the beds together.
Hostess: Why?
Male protagonist: Because I remember that you were not devastated by time until you were forty years old. So every week I close my eyes and rub your body a little.
△The heroine laughed in disgust.
Hostess: That's disgusting.
Male lead: But you can bear it. Because you know I love you.
Hostess: Yes, you'll be a dirty old pervert.
Male lead: I am, just your dirty old pervert.
Hostess: I'm so lucky.
Male lead: When we are really old and willing to die together, we will take poison like Romeo and Juliet, then hold hands and both hearts stop beating.
△The female protagonist approached the male protagonist sadly. The two kiss.
△ However, the next second cuts to the male protagonist talking.
Male lead: Both hearts stopped beating.
△The heroine smiled sadly and suddenly joked.
Hostess: But the poison I drink, like Juliet, is deceiving.
△The female protagonist walks towards the male protagonist while talking.
Hostess: That's fake poison. You think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Male lead: Yes, I forgot about this part.
Hostess: Yes, after about ten minutes, you are completely dead. I wake up.
Host: What will you do?
Hostess: Well, I'm so sad you died. However, I changed my mind. I'm not going to kill myself again, so I packed up, took my first flight to London, and went to Jeffrey! Ha ha ha ha.
△The male protagonist rolled his eyes.
△ Both of them laughed.
The male protagonist is not angry: It's too romantic.
Hostess: Yes. Damn, what time is it?
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