The panda's pure complaint

Favian 2021-12-01 08:01:25

In view of the worst viewing environment, I calmed down for two days and then talked about it. I would give one star two days ago.
Ignoring the plot, the visual enjoyment is still good, but now that 3D is popular, this advantage is almost non-existent. The martial arts action is a perfect combination of neat, smooth, witty and funny. This is a major feature, but it is a lot less than the previous two episodes. Maybe I want to change, but I'm sorry, my expectations have not fallen after five years.
As for the plot, I have no power to make complaints, all kinds of unreasonable and unreasonable, all kinds of epiphanies awake, I don't care about it, can't you be funny? ! Interspersed with so much preaching, do you want to be hypnotized? Don't say the children don't want to watch, I want to stamp my feet and leave!
Finally, let’s talk about the worst viewing environment this time. I know this is a children’s movie. I shouldn’t be too demanding. But now parents, can you go home and show your child-bearing skills? Can you go home to play and care about your children? Can you buy a seat together? At the worst, you can give me a discussion, let me change your head office! ! ! Your couple is separated from me and my daughter. If there is no one to educate your daughter, if there is no one to pass the child back and forth, if there is no one to pass on food and clothing to each other, you think this is your home! Will you hand over a coat to keep me in front of my eyes for a minute? Are your arms tired? ? ? ? ? I want to give one star again, sorry, panda, I am angry, my husband said that you are delivering positive energy, I will give you three stars, leave!

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Kung Fu Panda 3 quotes

  • [from clip]

    Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.

    Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

    Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

    Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

    Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

    Po: Augh! chit-chat

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chit-Chat!

  • Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in] We gotta get in there.

    Crane: But Master Shifu said...

    Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!