I watched some movies recently, but I couldn't pick out any good ones to recommend. However, there was a bad movie. Brother Gou felt that if I didn't share it, I would be sorry for the 99 minutes I wasted.
Let's take a look at its "honorary title" first : textbook-style top bad film, "Citizen Kane" in the bad film industry, and the first choice if you can only watch one bad film in your life.
After reading these words, famous bad films such as "Dream Building", "Atlantic Rim" and "Titanic 2" appeared in my mind at that time .
Yes, it's worse than them, and it's rotten to the level, it's rotten to the style, it's rotten to the point where it's a stand alone.
This epic crappy movie is "Room" , please don't confuse it with another good movie of the same name, which is disrespectful to this film.
Those bad movies mentioned above are just pure ugly, and there is no urge to watch them a second time. And "Room" is worth calling three or five friends, watching and complaining together, and sighing with emotion: The worst movie in history, there really is something.
A bad movie in the eyes of Brother Gou generally meets one of these conditions: the plot has no logic, the lines have no meaning, and the actors have no acting skills. Coincidentally, "Room" is all satisfied and done to the extreme.
How is it, are you suddenly looking forward to it? Let's look at them one by one.
The plot is illogical
The main line of "Room" is a love triangle story , Lisa and Johnny are husband and wife, and Mark is their friend. One day Lisa started to seduce Mark and slandered that Johnny was abusing her. In the end, Johnny couldn't bear to shoot himself.
Just looking at the summary is mediocre, but in the real plot trend, there are countless unimaginable bridges that make me stunned.
For example, the couple was chatting with the neighbor downstairs, and the next scene suddenly flirted with love on the bed. Neighbors also got involved, and the three had a pillow fight.
WTF? ? ?
Afterwards, the couple wanted to get down to business and drove the neighbors away. The neighbors said: Anyway, I just happened to be doing my homework. The tone was extremely arrogant, and the couple got busy after he left.
It is worth mentioning that bed sports appeared many times in the film, and each time it was sudden , and even accompanied by 80s pop music.
This reminded Brother Gou how hot it was when the FBI Warning sounded in those summers.
The plot of a normal bad movie will be unreasonable to a certain extent, while the plot of a real bad movie is illogical.
Johnny and Mark had an argument on the rooftop, the neighbors reappeared, and they played football with Johnny on the rooftop.
Ok? football? What is this special?
Since there is no logic, then one road goes to the black.
For another example, Lisa's mother informed her unusually calmly that she had breast cancer, and then she was gone. I didn't explain how I got the disease, or what happened next , but after seeing this, I've roughly gotten used to this stream-of-consciousness editing Dafa .
Let's just say, in the process of watching a movie, you have absolutely no way of guessing what will happen in the next scene, which makes an otherwise nutritious movie full of suspense.
Brother Gou suddenly reacted, it turns out that this Nima is a reasoning film !
No intelligence, no need to pee in the whole process , the only thing you need to use your brain is to come up with the right words to spit out the plot.
lines are meaningless
Clam heh heh, ding ding ding ding dong, ooh huh, oh yeah haha, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bee
Friends, I'm not making up the word count, these are the lines and dialogues that appear frequently in the movie.
Whenever they appear, a question arises in my mind: How sacred is this screenwriter? Made me feel like I can do it.
For example, Lisa's mother will often appear inexplicably, and then the two will have inexplicable conversations.
Lisa: Hi mom, how are you?
Mom: I'm fine, how are you? Hmmm? Now, what's happening with you? Hmmm?
Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?
Mom: What's wrong? Tell me.
Brother Gou's face is full of question marks, isn't this an English listening practice in the third grade of elementary school? Thank you, and where have you been?
As mentioned earlier, Johnny and Mark are good friends, and they have a conversation that goes like this:
Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
From this dialogue, you seem to understand the advice of Forrest Gump: life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get. Especially Anyway, how is your sex life, it became popular in the United States for a time language.
I've seen water words, but I've never seen such a watery one. Is it not fragrant to be a screenwriter and post a water post for 50 cents?
Actor has no acting skills
Relatively speaking, this is actually a standout: Lisa with high-cold green tea and Johnny with cerebral palsy for ten thousand years. It can be said that the role settings are perfectly interpreted, and it even makes me feel that they are acting in their true colors.
Especially Johnny, whether it's flirting with Lisa, confronting Mark, or finally going into a rage, if you distinguish carefully, emotions such as anger, helplessness, regret, weakness, etc. are all reflected in his never-changing expression. The ever-changing actor-level acting skills.
Johnny often comes up with his catchphrase: clam clam clam... extremely magical and brainwashed, it is terrifying. With his expression, it's hard to believe that he has no problem with his mind.
And Lisa, who is a high-cold green tea bitch, is on the way to get her head in addition to rolling her head.
On the one hand, he and his husband were overwhelmed, and he turned his head and got into Mark, and backhandedly complained to his mother and best friend about Johnny's domestic abuse, and he was enthusiastic in front of outsiders. If it weren't for the soulless face and tone, I would have believed her for the best performance.
In normal movies, moving the mirror is to set up the atmosphere, inject emotions, and advance the plot . Even in "Dream Showbiz", such techniques can be found.
However, "Room" dodged one by one, using a large number of medium and close-up shots to present the disgusting faces.
If this is also an actor, I will forgive those little fresh meat.
Since it is so bad, why does this film get such a great title?
The reason is very simple, it is because the rotten sky has attracted a large number of curious hunters and pushed this cult film to the altar.
They have done a good job of ritual. For example, the spoon appears many times in the film set. Although it is still unclear as always, it does not prevent the spoon from becoming a symbol. Every time they watched a movie, when the spoon appeared, they would throw plastic spoons at the big screen.
And the stalk of Lisa's mother's breast cancer mentioned earlier, they will also shout Cancer to remind her? ? ?
These confusing behaviors let more people know about the movie through dissemination. Out of curiosity, they also wrote to the director asking for additional screenings, which I have never seen before.
In the end, Brother Gou wants to say that "Room" still has a great impact on me: what people said before, "As long as you do it to the extreme, whether it is good or bad, you will succeed" turned out to be true.
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