Carrot. Gun. Woman

Cristina 2021-11-27 08:01:17

Don’t get me wrong when you see the title. This is not an adult joke about "the nun is also pregnant."
This is about the movie "Shoot'Em'Up". Guns and women understand very well. Why are there carrots?
Because carrots are the hero’s favorite—in addition to eating, they are also a tool for many purposes—look! I want to be crooked again! Again, it has nothing to do with the adult joke of "the nun is also pregnant"!

This is the second movie this year that allowed me to keep my adrenal glands and hormones vigorously secreted for 90 minutes-the first is "Crank".
The film basically has no plot, but it can keep people excited from beginning to end, yes, it is excited.
Fierce and imaginative gun battles, passionate but not obscene but beautiful sex scenes, inspire the deepest primitive impulses in men's hearts, and satisfy the many lusts in men's hearts that cannot be achieved in real life. .

Let’s think back to some classic scenes in the film:
1. The opening is a violent episode, and the details are memorable: Smith stuffed the carrot into the man’s mouth, and then made a heavy punch—the carrot is like a wooden stick. It penetrated the back of his head; while shooting with everyone, while delivering the woman: the slow motion close-up of the bullet shell ejected from the gun barrel falling on the pregnant woman's belly is very interesting! Break a bucket of paint, use the paint sprinkled on the ground to slide, and solve several people at the same time; break the two legs of a wooden table, turn the wooden table into a springboard, after breaking the glass, turn around and shoot one. Falling down 4; a burst of guns at the neon lights, just typed a line of swear words;
2. Details on the bus: imitating a black mother on the bus, taking off her huge stockings and putting them upside down on the baby's head as a hat ;
3, toilet fighting details: carrot turn off the light switch, insert your own throat in the face of almost, but still calm and use air drier out of the pistol in the toilet;
4. The details of the brothel: Just opened the door of the church, a girl dressed as an upper-body nun came to open the door, naturally thinking that she was giving the baby to a nun, but when the "nun" turned around and gave a full-length shot, I had an epiphany ...my godness! Many subsequent scenes (two hundred words are omitted here);
5. Fighting in the brothel: Smith used that live hand that was chopped off to activate the pistol with fingerprint recognition function;
6. On the road, use a stolen BMW to go Teach a dude who runs BENZ;
7. In order to buy things for the baby, Quintano, a prostitute, picked up someone on the side of the road and started a blow job business. Khan...
8. When Smith returned home , Use the mouse "Mickey" to open the door through the mechanism;
9. The fight in Smith's "apartment": one person faces an exaggerated fight scene of 50 "tough guys", with flesh and blood and heavy metal music. The most shocking fight scene ever. In particular, Smith descended from the top of the building to the bottom of the building along the ropes in the patio, and fired at a group of basterds on the spiral staircase with a light submachine gun (looks like Israel’s Khaz). It was a heart-breaking pleasure!
10. In the HOTEL, Quintano stood at the door of the bathroom, watching Smith teasing the baby, and was moved by his masculine expression and language, so he licked his index finger with amorous feelings and said "Are you hungry?" "My godness! The next is the hazy XX lens (some words are omitted here). Of course, the more exciting is yet to come: when Smith and Quintano are babbling on the bed, a group of black-clothed killers enter the house from everywhere. Since the babbling process was still going on, Smith had to clamp Quintano to his body, and began to fight back in circles. The killing of the black-clothed assassin, accompanied by the continuation of the hiccup process, the sound of gunfire, groans, and heavy metal music with a sharp sense of rhythm, the film's ingenious conception is impressive! Guns were raised and people fell, and when the last killer fell, Smith's "muzzle" also fell. He asked the excited Quintano "Talk about shootin your load"...
11. Standing in front of the tank, Smith put the pistol ring on Quintano in order to assure Quintano that he would come back to pick them up. On the ring finger-full of violence and bloody romance. Seeing this scene, Quintano was moved to a mess, and said in beautiful French a simple but very affectionate sentence "You are a hero, my hero";
12. During the process of jumping off the plane, with government agents Although the CG traces of the personnel's gunfight are too dense and not realistic enough, the originality is unprecedented!
13. When Smith was tied to hammerson's house, three of his fingers were broken and he could not shoot, he actually clamped four bullets between his fingers and placed them directly in the fire in the fireplace to heat them, resulting in four bullets. Shot from between the fingers, shooting Hertz.
14. Finally, in the fast food restaurant on the side of the road, there was another humorous shootout with a bunch of poor robbers...

Some interesting points about the film:
1. Director Davis borrowed from "Hard Boiled" (Hard Boiled) directed by Wu Yusen in 1992, starring Chow Yun-fat, Tony Leung, and Huang Qiusheng. However, at the beginning of this animated film, Davis also added a subtitle "It's John Woo's wet dream..." (It's John Woo's wet dream). This introductory apostasy not only tells us the source of the film's creativity, but is also unceremonious. I clamored that I surpassed the inevitability of the master's work.
2. The actor Clive Owen is familiar? That's right, he is the ambassador of BMW and the advertising ambassador of LANCOME. The grim appearance, calm eyes, well-proportioned figure and good acting skills made him almost appear in 007's latest "Casino Royale". However, despite the strong support of Pierce Brosnan, it was ultimately defeated by Daniel Craig due to the producer's reasons. What is quite dramatic is that in the car chase scene of this film, the theme song of "007" was blasted off loudly-undoubtedly, this is Clive Owen's war anthem that declared war on Daniel Craig. In addition to directly declaring war on Daniel Craig, the actor named Smith, is it also a direct challenge to the "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" actor Brad Pitt? Haha, I like this personality of director Davis, I like it very much!
3. The heroine is more familiar? That's right, it's her! Monica Bellucci, the successor to Sophie Marceau, the man's "always favorite"! This time, Bellucci successfully played a prostitute who specializes in satisfying customers with Oedipus complex—maternal charm without losing the coquettish prostitute. In addition, Bellucci successfully squeezed the love of mother and child for babies and the love of men and women for heroes. Of course, her wild sex performances in the film and the nude close-ups of her graceful figure have also achieved the film's R "extreme" level...

What if the actor of the movie asks Jason Statham who starred in "Transportor" and "Crank" to play? How looking forward to seeing the direct PK between Jason Statham's "Shoot'Em'Up" and Clive Owen's "Shoot'Em'Up"! Although this is a fantasy. But sometimes, fantasies can always make people happy, just like fantasizing about oneself as Smith played by Clive Owen in

this article ... This article is basically tailored for men, eh.

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BTW: Which albums are the heavy metal music in the movie selected? Which expert will tell? I'm very curious, I want to come and listen...

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Shoot 'Em Up quotes

  • Mr. Hertz: [refering to Mr. Smith's techniques] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Sound like black ops got him and trained him.

  • [DQ has just had a quickie with a passing john to raise some quick cash]

    DQ: To buy something for the baby.

    Mr. Smith: Something for the baby?

    [back in the pawnshop, she wraps Baby Oliver in a bulletproof vest]

    DQ: A bulletproof vest is better than a crib.

    Mr. Smith: I hate to think what you'd do to get him into the right school.