Crew: We just want to see if we can make a movie, the quality doesn't matter~

Cristina 2022-03-23 09:02:39

Back to writing a movie review. When I write reviews, I usually see plots that make me sick.

The play revolves around humans accidentally releasing a carnivore that relies on sound to identify the coordinates of their prey in a cave: bat bees, they have no eyes, and if something makes a sound, it will bite whatever it is.

There are too many loopholes in this drama, and many plot trends make the audience crazy. For example, the news is broadcast live, don't try to escape, keep quiet, you can ensure maximum safety.

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Dad is still reasonable, believes in the news, and is willing to stay at home

Dad said we should stay home, keep quiet, mute the phone, don't call or text

The daughter said that the city is the most dangerous place

em...she's the most educated in our family and she seems to be right...

Then they had to run away. This is one of the loopholes, and this loophole triggers the subsequent plot.

There is a traffic jam on the road, many cars are honking their horns, such a serious traffic jam, and the news is broadcast, let everyone keep quiet! Or die! Still so many people honking their horns is nonsense!

Fleeing to a small road in the dense forest, such a narrow road, such a fast speed, the leading car is still racing and making a phone call while looking up at the scenery, this is also nonsense!

The car news radio station said, keep quiet, and the news on the tablet in her daughter's hand also said, keep quiet, otherwise it will be found and killed by monsters, and they also carry a barking Big dog...here is bullshit too!

Supporting role: eyes blurred, eyes moved up, and he said boldly that the car behind him couldn't keep up with him, typical death, editor reminds: nine times out of ten car accidents, you should look at the road conditions when driving, instead of looking around, making phone calls, and bragging Wait. . .

Anyone who has taken the driver's license test knows that the phrase "Let the speed do not give way", when encountering a herd of deer suddenly jumping out on the small road in the dense forest, the leading car should brake, rather than knowing that the road is narrow and giving way, it must be Squeeze the steering wheel to make an emergency evasion action! This move also directly led to the character, courage, and courage that were created in the early stage. All aspects are very good, very powerful and likely to be the death of the supporting role of the strongest king! (Of course, it can also be said that the driver is just panicking and the operation is wrong, and it is reluctant to accept! But this is very frustrating~!)

Editor's note: don't follow the car too close! Get out of the way! When encountering a creature that suddenly jumps on the road, you should apply the brakes instead of turning the steering wheel in a hurry!

After the car accident, there was no way to ask for help. The trapped supporting role said, you brought me the gun in the back seat, and the man did it, regardless of whether this person would commit suicide by asking for the gun now, and gave it directly. ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

The male protagonist's inner OS: Come and shoot yourself, we won't come back to save you!

Hypocrites say we'll come back to save you...

Then, the big dog in the car, which was barking at every turn, started barking again. Logically speaking, this time either pinched the dog's mouth or drove away quickly. The daughter saw the dog's hair standing up and sensed the danger was approaching, and then The daughter roared and turned off the fire! And then the male protagonist turns off the fire? ? ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

Daughter's inner OS: Turn off the fire! Otherwise, the bat bees can't catch up with us, and the movie can't continue!

Daughter's inner OS: Fortunately, the fire was turned off, and the bat bees almost couldn't hurt us! Dog Heart OS: Come on, come on, come and bite me! I have a car and you don't!

The family let the big dog continue to bite, and then the inevitable and fucked up plot appeared. The murderous monsters came to a group of cars surrounding them and it was a mad meal! !

Bat Bee Boss: Brothers: This family and dog are too arrogant! Take this car for me at all costs, and hit me with a hole! ! !

Seriously, your car's shell is so slippery, I believe your car is running on the road, and the attack intensity you will receive is definitely lower than if you park your car in one place and be attacked by a group of bat bees at a fixed point, okay? ? ? SB? ? ? ? ?

The glass of the car was cracked everywhere, and until this time, they still didn't hold the dog's mouth. Fortunately, the male protagonist still has a little IQ, and finally he was willing to put the dog in the car... ugh. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Then the man who overturned the car shot, in order to attract these monsters to go down to him and protect the family, at this time, logically, it was time to drive away, but the family didn't eat until the monsters ate up the supporting roles who shot and protected them. , still didn't leave, still stayed in the same car...

The male protagonist gets out of the car and intends to make a little noise to divert the monster away

He probably forgot they brought a lot of stuff, just pick a less important thing in the car and throw it out the window

Don't have to get out of the car to pick up something and throw it out...

The old woman watched the male protagonist get out of the car. After a long brewing, she finally had a chance to kill her son who knew she smoked!

Then the old mother who would smoke in the car coughed and then had an asthma attack? ? ? ? ? ? You fucking don't cough in the morning and don't cough at night? ? ? Why do you cough when the man gets out of the car? ? ? Why must an asthmatic person jump out at a critical moment to promote the plot???????????????? What is this J8 setting? ? ? ? ? ?

The male protagonist's inner OS: Mom, have you been trying to kill me for a long time? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The family escaped to a house in the wilderness and killed the owner immediately!

kill the homeowner

After that, the male protagonist ran in and turned on the noisy agricultural machinery, and all the bats flying over were smashed. At this time, according to the logic of normal people, such an effective lethal weapon should keep it running, right??? Within ten minutes, within a radius of one kilometer, the bats that can hear the noise will fly over and be crushed by themselves, right? With such a loud noise, you let the machine run, and you can talk casually in the house, okay? ??????????

Shredded bat bees

About 50% of the remaining plots can be omitted, and I don't want to continue wasting my time, so I'll just write complaints!

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