Where am I going (2016) by Gennaro Nucciade, with a really bad poster and an unpleasant title, became the Italian box office champion in 2016. This is the fourth work of the famous Italian comedian Ceco Zarone. It is often said that a person cannot account for all the good things and not all the bad things. Checo, this living treasure, constitutes an extreme where both good and bad things are accounted for.
This is no nonsense. When he secretly broke into the territory of the Kasu tribe in Africa, he was caught by the king of the tribe and asked him to honestly tell the story of his soul. If he was fooled, he would be thrown into the fire.
Now, his life was at stake, and Checo didn't dare to slack off, so he began to talk about his own embarrassment in life. This kid told his teachers about his ideals in the classroom since he was a child, that is, when he grows up, he wants to be a civil servant, a long-term worker. Sure enough, when he grew up, he worked in the provincial hunting and fishing company. He was proud of his horseshoes, kept stamping, and received small bribes such as quails. If he fell in love, he would not get married. Eating and drinking at home, the whole province is saved, Ma Bao Nan is comfortable, and his life has been turned upside down.
15 years of civil servants have a beautiful life. But good days always come to an end. No, the Italian economic crisis broke out, the market was sluggish, and the government agencies laid off a lot of staff. On this day, the director gathered everyone to hold a meeting and announced the layoff plan, ABCDE up to the H category, but unfortunately he is not a five-category member, unmarried and not having children, can not be mentioned on the stage, four do not depend, five do not stick, single, one person can feed the whole family without worrying , how do you let the state take care of you. He hoped that "I am not a disabled person", even if the family members have disabilities, they can stay, but he said that there is no way, my mother just likes to take medicine, and my father is full of nonsense.
Then just say goodbye. No, there is another trick. He specially called the carriage to bring his girlfriend, and in front of the director, he said that he was proposing to his girlfriend. The girlfriend was so moved that she finally succeeded. Busy, take a break. Girlfriend snot and tears fly. There is only one way in front of him, that is, to sign the resignation letter, sign it immediately, and immediately receive 30,000 to 50,000 euros of resettlement fees.
The female model worker, Sironi, who specifically worked for him, is indeed a good at persuading employees to leave. She has infinite personal charm, but she is useless in front of Checo, who is begging for help. He is not interested in the silver of the white flowers. He is determined to put the "prison" of civil servants through. Well, you have to rely on it, right? Exiled him to Sardinia, he was willing to do it in full swing, exiled him to Lampedusa, which was the front line of refugees, he liked it, and became one with the refugees, and then exiled him to the Susa Valley in the Alps. Indulging in the beauty of the valley is nothing for this kid.
The resignation compensation also rose steadily, until it reached 50,000 euros. I beg you, Checo, but he did not urinate Sironi at all. This woman began to doubt her life and whether this guy was an alien. Well, since you are so arrogant, I will exile you to the Arctic Circle and feed the walrus polar bears. When I got off the helicopter, I couldn't see my fingers, and the snow was blowing. Where is this, anyone? Checo really can't stand it. It's day and night here. Day is night, night is day, and the biological clock is completely reversed.
Fortunately, there is still a North Pole station, and fortunately there are scientific expedition personnel. But he was a little disappointed. He really couldn't take it. He confided in a psychiatrist. After returning home on a snowy night, Chaimen heard the dog barking, and looked back, beautiful woman, she was so happy, she was no longer depressed, do you still want to leave, no, I won’t leave without her. The tribal king who made him listen said that the allure of beautiful women is still quite big. Of course. Beauty Nobili, an environmental worker. From then on, at the North Pole Station of Dilmin Alessand, the strong Checo followed the beauty to the end of the world.
This is the North Pole. For the beauty to take a blood sample from the polar bear, Checo must accurately inject anesthesia. If the beautiful woman wants to take the polar bear semen, he must be busy jerking off the bear. This is not a joke. If you accidentally slap the bear, it will kill you. The two cooperated very well, chatting and cherishing each other.
The problem is that Sironi thought he couldn't stand the ice and snow and would return to Italy to sign. When she called with a sure shot, Checo smiled and said it was fine. The woman's face turned green as soon as she heard that he was overjoyed, and she gritted her teeth and canceled his Arctic work. But he appealed to the superior, saying that the return trip could be delayed by the offsetting strategy of being on vacation. Hehe, he simply followed the beauty to her home in Norway's Gongna Valley.
When she flipped through the photo album for him, she talked about her colorful life. This is a photo of me living with the locals when I volunteered in Africa. This is my son, and a black boy came out soon. Also, this is me Photo of working in the Philippines, this is my daughter, a beautiful little Asian girl out, is there any more, yes, this is my Norwegian husband, an old man, this is your son, yes, it is my son, The little son came out, is there any more, no.
God, Checo thought she was a Huanghuarun girl, how could he bear all this, but he looked everywhere, should he just go back and sign like this. Then, an old Norwegian man with a bare bottom came out. She said that he was getting married soon, what, that's it, I left him, he just got on with someone else, and he stayed here for a while. She said we are the most civilized country in the world. How civilized it is. Do not honk your horn or make loud noises while driving. Checo bemoaned the loss of all my Latin circus skills. Everything has to be in order.
The most outrageous thing is that the beauty stepped on two boats and handed in her new boyfriend Carl. Checo said that he only hoped that guy would get hemorrhoids. Sure enough, the guy was not able to walk very well and could not go out for a swim with the beauty, victory! When you have a girlfriend, you have to pick up your parents to come and see. Here, we are a big family before we get married, and my father told my mother where we are.
Norway is such an amazing place. The bath was ice water, and the old man married a black guy. The mother told the beautiful girl that she couldn't stand her son's golden goatee, and the father told the old lady that we couldn't stand it anymore, let's go, let's go back to the world of Italy.
But Checo couldn't stay long either. His vacation expired and he couldn't return to the North Pole, so he had to go back to Italy. Sironi was reprimanded by his boss, and he couldn't handle a Checo. She had to go out and seduce Checo herself, but when he picked up the pen, he shuddered, no, I'm going to be a permanent worker. Not even 100,000 euros, you bastard. Sironi was completely desperate. Banish him from Sicily and let the Mafia kill him.
Checo had a big life. He confiscated the tigers, wolves, lions and leopards raised by the Mafia, and he was not killed by the Mafia. He also organized an animal oasis with Nobili to promote animal protection exhibitions, and then released them into nature. But the good dream didn't last long. The local government cut off financial support and everything stopped. Nobili returned to Norway with three little babies. Checo was exiled to Africa. But Nobili found out she was pregnant with a baby, called Checo and he said it was mine. 100% sure it's yours.
Well, come to Africa, under the cover of the African king, anyway, you have been here before, and you have blossomed and bear fruit, just bear fruit again. Come on. But there is a huge shortage of vaccines here, no, Checo, what Nobili said. Checo could only kill himself, called Sironi, I wanted to sign, and asked for the 100,000 euros, really, Sironi, who was taking depression medicine, threw the bottle and said I would fly away. Finally signed, Sironi finally smiled, no longer depressed, no longer buried by his boss, and the vaccine delivered by air can finally help mothers and children in Africa.
Only then did Checo and Nobili achieve real success. With a little baby girl who croaks, holding a cute girl, Checo gave her the name of Yinis, a nice name, and the circus actor Checo finally got serious Once, this was the most humane and most reliable thing he did after leaving the civil service. Being an Italian civil servant is so good, can the Chinese try their luck? Open you, give back so much money, unwilling, but also follow up, huh, this is the legendary communist society.
2017, 3, 29
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