The bumblebee never fell in China

Carolyne 2021-12-01 08:01:28

An idea:

If the Hornet escaped from Cybertron in 1987 and the earth did not land on the California coast, but in an alley in Xicheng District of Beijing, attached to the yellow noodles of a taxi driver named Li Dongbao, then what kind of temperament would it be? 'S video?

At two o'clock in the morning in December, a yellow-faced car drove at a constant speed on the empty and quiet second ring road. The driver Li Dongbao held a hot tea cup in both hands and sat in the driving position without saying a word.

The radio suddenly played "How are you Big Brother", Li Dongbao sighed and said that the big wave-head girl who was pulling at Dongsi Ba Tiao Hutong today reminded him of his first love, which has been divided for more than a year, and the radio rang after speaking. "Understanding you", "It's so hard to love someone", "How much love can come again", "Sunshine is always after the storm", Li Dongbao smiled and said, "Come on, don't patronize me to comfort me, you are here at Xizhimen. Come on, just say anything if you want."

A few seconds later, the radio rang "Speak to the Heart", "I just want to go with you all my life", "Sorry Baby", "A Thousand Miles of Bright Moon and Acacia", "Thousands of Waters and Mountains are Always Love", "Puff!" Li Dongbao sipped the tea foam. "You're so fucking bored, are you stupid by arguing with those two? Hey, the two xiali still want cei noodles, grandma! Wait a while for you to come to China, Ma Lier, go, buddy this I didn’t get to know you in vain in the year. The Great Khingan Mountains forest fires and the plane crash in South Africa did not have time to go. I wanted to talk to the Yugoslav committee about reform and didn’t catch up. I've forced it to do this."

Mian stopped slowly on the side of the road, Li Dongbao picked up the teacup and put it back in the slot next to the driver's seat, "Just remember, don't give me cei." After he opened the door, he got out of the car and came to the road. side. A 323 bus drove up, the front was blocked, the windows shook and twisted, and the song slowly floated out ""As long as you live better than me", "I wish you peace", "Friends"... ", and then disappeared into the night with two cars driving side by side.

Li Dongbao turned around and muttered to himself: "Fuck, what a big deal, buddy." He wiped his eyes, took a couple of puffs of cigarettes and stepped on two feet on the ground.

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Extended Reading

Bumblebee quotes

  • Agent Burns: They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

  • Blitzwing: Tell me where your friends are hiding

    Bumblebee: I'll never talk!

    Blitzwing: Is that right? Then let's make it official

    [rips out Bumblebee's voice box]