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Jared 2022-03-20 09:02:58

STOMP the YARD
doesn't understand the meaning of the title at all, stepping on the yard? Tread the ground?
Teenagers are people who have excess energy and make trouble everywhere. Black buddies have a serious excess of athletic ability. All of them are natural athletes. Playing basketball is as dazzling as juggling! Hip-hop... is also over-energized, full of provocation and conflict, and it looks like it wants to fight on purpose.
Black hip-hop seems to have many branches, which are different from the original break dance or relatively free hip-hop -- some are really difficult, but we really don't understand what's so good about those messy movements? There are indeed some difficult actions, but those provocative actions that are full of new groups are full of hot on the scene, but as far as I am watching, it is really a bit ------- stupid! (There's a word for it to be silly and cool) It
opens with a dance and, as expected, a brawl, with the participants and victims being DJ and his closest cousin, D- ----Look at how this family got their name! After seeing it, I found out that all the buddies in the film, as long as they dance, use their abbreviations like this! DJ's full business card appeared, but apart from those white-collar-looking school leaders, it is estimated that even me, the audience, and all the other students in the film, none of them can remember, so the DJ is still a DJ. By the way, the only actor I know in the film is the guy who played DJ's uncle-----Commander lock in Matrix.
DJ's roommate is really a person who makes people sweat, the most important thing is all kinds of hats (but the first time I participated in the dance fraternity, the hat was thrown by the master to the flying saucer), things that are not allowed to be moved by others Toothpaste, toothbrush, razor, and ----- his oversized condoms! What are you emphasizing, man! (I’m so envious of Lao Mei’s college life, I’m crying~~~~~) By the way, gossip, this role is played by Ne-Yo ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1666212/ ), don’t ask me who he is Who, even do not know. If I'm not mistaken, the film's supporting roles need special attention, and they are basically the stars of the black brothers' music industry.
The most puzzling thing is that the male lead is probably the ugliest of the main characters, despite his white teeth. DJ's cousin D is better-looking than him; the leaders of the two teams are much more handsome than him, and even his opponents are handsomer than him! Even his roommate is not worse than him, I am (of course all this is based on the aesthetics of black buddies)! Could it be because he is better at acting? Does this movie need acting? Can you dance? And I don't quite understand what's so good about his dance moves? Maybe difficult? It seems that my aesthetics are seriously outdated compared to the black buddies. What was he Britney's rumored boyfriend? Uh, I can only doubt my own aesthetics, is it always a problem with RP?
This is not too important, after all, our main goal is not to be handsome but beautiful, but this is the most intolerable, the heroine of the film is really ugly (I seriously doubt that the director is sleeping, wow, the plot actually arranges her "ex-boyfriend" "It's the rich boy, shit, if you don't want it, leave it to someone else.)! Even the DJ's aunt, the half-old milf, is more attractive than the heroine (when they both appear in the camera at the same time, the heroine looks more like an aunt, haha). This is by no means a matter of aesthetics, after all, there have been big beauties such as Harry Berry and Beyonce among the black sisters. Although her role is a knowledgeable beauty who loves sports (is there such a creature?); but I am a vulgar taste, always focusing only on appearance, especially when watching a movie, the heroine's appearance is not good, so I just OUT! hum!
Counting birds, beautiful women are unsatisfactory, so I have to settle for the next best thing and appreciate the handsome Guo Bird------ Aside from the differences in aesthetics, most of these black guys in the film are really good-looking and energetic. Radiating, one saliva.
Who says farmers can't pick up girls? That's definitely a rumor! Our DJ classmates put on a perfect show of a gardener seducing a beautiful woman (it's really seductive), the main prop is a lawnmower-----who said you can't take your sister out for a drive without a BMW? However, this is quite dangerous. It is not recommended to imitate, let alone just find a tractor and hit a beautiful woman. In case the beautiful woman is not like the heroine who is sporty, but Sister Lin, she accidentally gets scratched and oily, and you are not the first day. Impress the bird with her explosive dance at night, and you will be humiliated! But there are still good tricks to learn from, such as lending your back to your sister as a desk to do homework (recommended way to do homework in bed! Don't think about it, this is very serious and pure, hehe). The premise is that you have fitness, and you can do the promising job of meat pad; otherwise, the washboard will be painful; if you let your sister have the illusion of doing homework on the washboard, the problem will be serious!
After the small disturbance, DJ overcame the demons and turned grief into strength (the power of picking up girls), and by the way, got the heroine's daddy (unfortunately becoming the representative of the reactionary forces, hehe), and finally came to the finals. There his brother is looking forward to him (no way, the team that has been suppressed for seven years and has not made a start, such a poor general, such a poor Di Shuai Guo... well, you have to force yourself to forget that he also Participated in the big bad movie DOA, handsome Guo is everywhere in Hollywood, it's not good to mess with that)
The theme of the two teams in the final is one of the wolf, the other of the army (or the python, anyway, I feel like a postman when I look at their clothes), full of male masculinity, and both are very aggressive. To be honest, I don’t really like such a direct confrontation (mainly because both sides seem to be stupid, and to put it bluntly, it’s like fighting like a child, hehe), but I really didn’t expect that “group dance” can be danced to such an extent that one person can’t dance. Strange, but the main feature of the film is the uniform but character-changing dance moves, with such a strong rhythm that the floor is going to collapse (so to learn it, you need a really good pair of sturdy boots!). In addition to being really infected by them, I still realize the huge cultural differences. Although hip-hop is popular all over the world, it is mainly black culture. Although there are many Asian fans, especially domestic fans, although everyone is very enthusiastic and hard-working, they always feel like they are almost jumping. Not to mention anything else, that strong body with a tall and broad back jumps with explosive power! The people here are born deficient and do not exercise the day after tomorrow. They jump up like a bean sprout and at most look like they are, let alone if they look like gods! (Senior fans of domestic hip-hop, please ignore this paragraph automatically, haha)

To be honest, I don’t really like this film, the actors are not good enough (the most important thing is that they are not beautiful enough! Change the heroine!) The plot is not good (isn’t it just inspirational? Is it? By the way, publicize the way of doing things, studying and picking up girls), the typical popcorn movie is still second-rate and third-rate, but I still watched it several times, not because the aesthetic concept has changed and the black buddies are consistent, but because the inside Hip-hop ------- no, it should be a group dance, yes it is a group dance, the group dance of the old American campus. What do you say the film still has pure and moving emotions, what about it, who care. Although there are many factors that we can't appreciate (such as some twitchy movements and a strong sense of provocation and conflict), it is undeniable that the dance is really explosive, and just watching the film already has a strong impression. How high will the audience be at the scene? Don't say anything else , kids, let's rock!

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Added it after the fact
The female pig's feet are really ugly, but the figure is still good; the plot is a little more "twisted" than my spoiler (I really don't want to use this word, basically it is a plot that knows the beginning and the end).
As a branch of hip-hop, they dance step (according to the lines), don't ask me, I don't know what it is. Feel free to despise the occasional ignorance, layman, blind worship, and low taste.

IMBD link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775539/

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The addition of the hero from the ancient times I was
watching MVT one day, and suddenly found Chris Brown who played D (Okay, I realized with hindsight, there is no way, I can't expect the slut to keep up with the times), and then I found out that the kid was born in 1989! When I participated in this film, it seemed that it had already become famous. It had been a year or two years ago, and it was really early to debut.

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Stomp the Yard quotes

  • Noel: [introducing himself] Pork chop! Extra *gravy*!

  • Rich Brown: Can I ask a stupid question?

    Sylvester: Better than anyone I know

    Rich Brown: I just wanted to know why we're steppin in an empty pool.

    Sylvester: Well, it was so we could keep our moves a secret.But who would want them?