Ok? little turtle?

Ezra 2022-03-21 09:02:21

Finally, I went to the cinema with my friends and watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" for more than a month. After I came back, I chatted on QQ for a while. I killed 58 on wow. It passed too fast, and I suddenly thought, or suddenly couldn't think of what I did just now. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally thought, oh, I just watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". A few days ago, a friend suddenly sent a "?" in a short message. Of course, I was inexplicable and went back with a "?". Then I received a sentence "...Little turtle?" Thinking that I was probably called to see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so we used "Little Turtle" instead of the movie name before the movie was released. Such a warm name, reminds me of my childhood obsession with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But after the movie was released, my first reaction was: "Dig it", this is a little turtle, this is obviously some muscular man with a turtle face. It's too different from those green and cute little ones when I was a child. Of course, this is a movie made in 3D after all, and the change of image is reasonable. Besides, the scene is magnificent and the details are handled just right, but the character design is really unappetizing. The most unbearable thing is Leonardo's crowned face, and I admit that I am afraid.

At the beginning, the atmosphere was really grand, so grand that I couldn't tell that it was a movie called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". The scenes were so epic and the sound effects were so shocking that I wondered if I had come to "The King". In the private room of "The Heart", take another look: "Dig, tauren". Then I was given a contemptuous glance by the friend next to me, and I felt that I was not restrained enough, and a eloquent line came from the movie: "...The thirteen monsters exiled from the world..." I fainted on the spot, You see, I am not right. In fact, from the beginning to the end, this film has been very easy to translate. This may be the direction of the recent development of translation films. Even the phrase "You are so talented!" that is said to have spread to Mars appears in the film. Causing laughter all around. However, after all, it is impossible to make a name for yourself. I don't seem to have heard Zhang Ziyi's voice in the Chinese version of the dubbing. The music is even more disappointing to me. There is no such a passionate soundtrack for such a cartoon. How many people I think It's kind of weird, and while the music in some of these places can be exciting, it's not yet to the point where I get goosebumps (BTW, when I watched Shrek 2, I had them from start to finish). The sound performance is impressive, however, it doesn't sound like my slightly hippie-style TMNT. As for the plot, I'm too lazy to talk about it, just compress it a little bit, maybe I won't leave any impression after watching a certain episode of the cartoon, the old-fashioned teamwork, the doomsday prophecy of changing the soup but not the medicine, Godly love, worthless suspense. OK, it adds up to what this film is about. However. . . I don't care, I didn't watch this film for the plot, I was looking for nostalgia and childhood happiness. And this has also become the focus of the film's domestic publicity. However, when I bought the tickets, I suddenly realized that it was only our wishful thinking to make it a nostalgic film. After the batch of films introduced to China, many more films were released in the United States. I was still on PS2 the year before last. I had a lot of fun playing Ninja Gods and Ghosts, no, now the character design has also changed (it is estimated to be closer to the current character design), the development of the characters has also changed, and I will never see my lovely Shreed again. , cute brainy people. The female anchor has also transformed, and Teacher Sprint has started to go upside down when she starts talking... In short, everyone has changed.

The air conditioner in the theater was set just right, and I fell asleep in a certain segment of the movie, oh my god, this is the first time I've ever fallen asleep in a theater. A huge mockery for me, a self-proclaimed movie lover. It's also a no-brainer for the quality of the film. Of course, it is unfair for the movie to attribute the reason for my falling asleep to this movie, because there is a situation where I go to bed around 4 o'clock every night these days, and in the morning I hold "I have to wake up when I die. "The spirit of climbing out of bed and being exhausted is an excellent compliment to my mental outlook. So, it's no surprise that he fell asleep. What just made me wonder is that when I opened my eyes and saw Teacher Sprint (rat), my first reaction was, "Huh? Huma? Oh, no, Bai Wu. , oh, no, Sprint Mouse!"

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Extended Reading

TMNT quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: Attack as one!

  • [from trailer]

    General Aquila: Destroy them.