"Seven Years Itch"

Rosemary 2022-03-21 09:02:38

Jordan is sexy, but not as good as a cow; Lin Daiyu is sexy, but not as good as Chai Heniu. Monroe is also very sexy, but not as good as good breasts + long buttocks.

The sexiness of a woman is born in the bust and destroyed by the buster, just because men are eager animals who like to find opportunities to spill liquids. Therefore, under the strong visual impact of the threatening chest, if you can still be elegant and calm, appreciate the stunners in front of you from top to bottom, taste the details, and give points in the comprehensive evaluation, it seems very inhumane. At that sudden glance, it was neither the audition supergirl nor your wife who came here. At this time, the eyebrows were cold and uncommon. The humanized response is to chop off the head, look at it, look at the back, stare fiercely with the eyes, gallop naked with the mind, and finish the work. Lu Xun admires this very much. It's better than being dismissed.
In fact, what I want to say is that sexiness is destroyed by strong visual damage. It was originally a good figure with a clear and crystal clear body. After being divided into two parts by rude eyes, it looks like the scattered stumps in "Human Cut". Fragmented, as if returning to the era of cold weapons.
Monroe's sexy is hard to split. In "The Seven-Year Itch", Monroe stood tenderly on the subway vent, the wind blew, and she lowered her waist to cover her, letting her skirt scatter in all directions. 37-23-36, if you sell it by taels, at best, it will be a normal market, and it will be difficult to judge if you change Ye Mei.
However, it was the shy one who bowed his head the most. Seeing Monroe's understated beauty, he was fascinated. Even more anxious to talk about evil thoughts, it is really not enough.
Li Ao said, I would rather be a real villain than a hypocrite. As for Monroe, would she rather be a real prostitute than a fake girl?
Now it seems that the Hollywood movies of the 1940s and 1950s were like stage plays, and the actors were all third-rate actors who did not know how to be stern and melancholy. Many of the actors who can be mixed out have the foundation of performing musicals on Broadway. They have good faces, can sing and dance, have extremely magnetic voices, and can recite lines incessantly. Like Clark Gable in "Gone with the Wind", Humphrey Bogart in "Battle of North Africa", Gene Kelly in "Singing in the Rain", and the dance of demons in "Spring Dawn". This has to do with the times. People who have fought a war are empty of spirit and do not want to make progress. They need the comfort of their breasts and buttocks to scratch their heads and make postures, and they do not need to be meticulous and cool, big-tailed wolves. Of course, today's people are more empty, and they are more eager to sing and dance day and night for peace and happiness.
Just like the opening remarks of "The Seven-Year Itch", the director borrowed the Indians to make fun of himself, just to show that humans have been cats that love to steal fish since ancient times. This is very practical, even if it is nonsensical, it is more than Zhou Xingxing. In fact, it took seven years to scratch the itch. Just like the hero Tom O'Neill, he pretended to be a rival in love with the whole people, and always fantasized that the girls around him were eager to pounce on him and bite him. In fact, when you restrain yourself, you've already cheated. The poison of thought is fiercer than a tiger. Loyalty is because the bargaining chip of betrayal is too low, you can't just hide your ears and steal the bell.
What's more, when you are facing Monroe, when you are facing a peerless breast. Give your arms and hugs, how can you reject the people?
If I say that I like Ingrid Bergman because I can’t figure out who the agent husband and Humphrey Bogart is more, I like Vivien Leigh because she is the bluest bitch; I like Audrey Li Hepburn, because she let go of the lover's tears of her noble figure. Then, I like Monroe, just for the shocking breasts that were betrayed by her innocence on her chest. The peerless actress born on June 1st, like stealing the gluttonous teeth of trichlorfon, poisoning herself to death in the sweet and sour, convulsing in the corner and foaming at the mouth, in the dream you know you are a guest.
Women hang themselves, most of them are gentle and graceful, like Monroe, like Weng Meiling; men hang themselves, most of them bloody pleasure, like Kurt Cobain, like Kawabata Yasunari.
The visual rock pervert, the notorious and famous Marilyn Manson, is a huge Monroe fan. Marilyn was named after Monroe. As for Manson, it was taken from the murderer who slaughtered Roman Polanski's family.
Since ancient times, the beauty has been like a famous general, and the sky is not allowed to see the white head. Good milk Monroe, the cruelest thing she did was not to commit herself to the powerful, but to kill herself, half an angel and half a devil.
Gu Long said that when a person is in real pain, not only does he no longer have the strength and dignity to refuse, but he also no longer has the courage to refuse.
Huanfeiyan and thinness are all dust, behind the glitz is desolate. Even if Monroe is a smear of unparalleled breasts, it will be burned with a fire, and the ashes will not be seen.

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  • Theron 2022-04-23 07:03:27

    This Marilyn Monroe figure, this bloated plot

  • Jimmie 2022-03-28 09:01:07

    The title is a bit like Kandinsky's painting, I really like it. Billy Wilder's black and white films are better than his color films. Maybe the strong black and white light and shadow effects are more suitable for expressing the black style of the film. This color film, like the starring Marilyn Monroe, does not require brains. Comedy, relying on sexy Monroe brought men into the world of fantasy. In addition, the photo of Monroe dancing in the subway station is not in the movie.

The Seven Year Itch quotes

  • Waitress at Vegetarian Restaurant: Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their poor, suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy! Without clothes there'd be no sickness and no war! I ask you sir, can you imagine two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude? No way of telling friend from foe, all brothers together.

  • Richard Sherman: It's peaceful with everybody gone. Sure is peaceful. No Howdy Doody. No Captain Video.