Rhapsody of "Frontline of Haiphong" and "Sinking of Japan"

Jeffery 2022-03-20 09:01:50


"The Guardian" (referred to as Hai), "Sinking of Japan" (referred to as Japan)

Hai: Wow, you used so much money to shoot! 2 billion yen!
Day: There and there. You are amazing, applauded and applauded!
Hai: It's all just to appreciate your nostalgia. You are not bad. The Japanese government fully supported the filming, dispatched all relevant agencies, and invited the Marine Research and Development Agency (JAMSTEC) as a consultant to make the special effects of the film more realistic.
Day: Thank you, in fact, this film has been put on the screen since Komatsu Sakyo's book "Japan Sinking" in 1973. Now it is remade because of abundant funds and special effects technology, so it can be made. The biggest investment movie in history.
Hai: I think we are very similar. We are both heroic countries. No matter what happens, we will save the world with big heroes.
Day: Is it? I still remember being blown to pieces by you during World War II, all relying on our Yamato nation to keep improving and working hard, and it has been in business for two or three decades. Our heroism is far from yours.
Hai: No matter what, we are still the best allies, haha! !
J: Kevin Costner, the leading actor in your film, is no longer as good as he used to be. Since he won the best film and best director (himself) with Dances with Wolf, it is rare to see him at a level (compared to Dances). one piece). However, he still chose the right way to play, no longer talk about love, become a coastal defense officer instructor, play this role well, admire and admire.
Hai: Haha, thank you. Your male lead, what is the grass, plays very woody... Although our Ashton Kutcher is young, he has a wife Demi Moore who is 16 years older than him, but how wonderful his performance is, it is really exciting!
Day: Is it? He is Kusanagi Go - a member of the most famous popular idol group SMAP in Japan, you don't even know him?
Hai: Is it? Another sauce member? Didn't hear his name. I've only heard of Takuya Kimura... Kai, no, no,... Yes, Takuya!
Day: Then your heroine, Melissa Sagemiller, is just a vase, unlike our Shiba Sagemiller, who was a rescuer who not only heroically rescued the grass clipper and the little girl, but also made up her mind to stay behind to rescue more victims.
Hai: Indeed... Shibazaki Shin's acting skills have been very dazzling since the previous Japanese drama "Good Luck". Our Melissa Sagemiller lost a lot of years, but Melissa also has a bright performance...
Day: Haha, it is. Do you have any moving scenes?
Hai: Wow, the whole set is full of emotion! "How do you decide who will live and who will die?" Awesome!
Ri: The rich and powerful stay, the others die for me, one more than you is not much, and one less of you is not more!
Hai: You are a snob! When I said that I wanted to save people, I started with the victims I first came into contact with, and saved them one by one with the fastest speed!
Ri: Do you think you are much better than the old man who keeps on floating to the sea by his wife?
Hai: (crying...) Yes, it took me a long time to understand this truth...
Sun: Then can you feel the pain of our conflict? When your country is on the verge of ruin, how will you choose to flee the country that has nurtured you (depending on people and limited foreign aid, can you?), or stay and save yourself?
Hai: Of course it is self-help! Isn't there a self-help club in Penang? I heard that it is very exciting, and you can solve your own problems yourself! Don't rely on others and wait for God's favor, that's delusion!
Day: We have no God, only the Yasukuni Shrine!
Hai: Oh, that is the Yasukuni Shrine that Koizumi insists on visiting regardless of the opposition of neighboring countries?
Day: Yes! Our God of War!
Hai: Your spirit of sacrificing your life to save the country also makes us ashamed! Disregarding their own lives, driving a submarine to an unfathomable abyss to ignite nuclear explosives, how many people can sacrifice their lives for the country like this? Compared with the acting prime minister who is selfish and traitorous, how shameless he is, leaving the people in a dire dilemma and escaping from Japan first, it is a shame for you Japanese!
Day: It is rare for Brother Hai to know the righteousness so well. We Japanese are definitely not cowards who are greedy for life and fear of death. Again, we can definitely work together to rule Asia! hehe!
Hai: Really everything is ready, just owe Dongfeng!
Postscript:

1. The above is purely fictitious, and the content of the article may not reflect the real situation.
2. Japan's closest ally in international relations is the United States, and because the United States is stationed there, Japan has a certain influence in the United States' East Asian diplomatic strategy. As the world's second largest economy, Japan strives to gain an equal role on the world stage; it once joined Germany, Brazil and India to form a group of four to submit a proposal to the United Nations to reform the Security Council, which proposed to join these countries as permanent Council member. Certain issues, such as whaling, have occasionally made Japan the object of criticism by international organizations, but Japan is largely in harmony with the world. In contrast, due to the different perceptions of the history of World War II, territorial delimitation and military threats, Japan's relations with its neighbors, especially the People's Republic of China, North and South Korea, are relatively tense. Information taken from Wikipedia

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The Guardian quotes

  • Ben Randall: [reading off his class roster] Fischer. Why are you here, Fischer?

    Jake Fischer: I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief. I'm a rescue swimmer at heart, born, bred, and water-fed. Hoorah!

    Ben Randall: [dryly] Wow. I bet you practiced that all morning.

  • Ben Randall: [to his class] Can someone tell me the Rescue Swimmer's Motto?

    Jake Fischer: So others may live, Senior Chief!

    Ben Randall: Ooohhh, I feel safer already.