The city is full of big waves...it's actually a bug

Hubert 2022-03-22 09:02:19

Yesterday I finally went to see the city is full of good breasts / the city is full of gold F / the city is full of big boobs.
See, the taste of the people is all about that breast.
Great! That chest is a match for Victorian favorites! When I was in Canada, the host mother also discussed this issue with me specially... It seems that the ancients of different countries had twisted and similar preferences. (Although this is broken =_=)
But what should I say about this movie? As I watched it, I kept teasing the details.
For example, during the Chongyang Festival, everyone wore gold. Why did the queen give the prince blue? No wonder people don't wear it so incongruous.
For example, something can corrode the table on the chrysanthemum table, but it will not corrode the jade bowl.
For example, why doesn't the queen love the three princes at all, making them perverted? It made us all wonder if he was her own son. (Actually, this is not a big problem, people always have some inexplicable preferences.)
For example, Yu Linwei needs to identify Prince Jie who cannot hurt in so many golden armors, what kind of sharp eyes does he need?
For example, why does the golden armor carry so many weapons and so many javelins, but it does not know how to wear a shield.
For example, Prince Jie wears a golden dress and dances with a big knife and a scarf, and it feels like Sun Wukong-_-b
For example, the stage beauty in the palace is like the columns that change color in the square, and the lanterns in the cave, what kind of weirdness is this? 's taste. I would be crazy to live in such bright colors.
For example, why the prince could run back and forth between his sister and the palace in one night, but his sister and mother arrived a long time later (and the younger sister came so early, and she arrived almost at the same time as her mother).
For example, it's not cold for my sister to ride a horse overnight in such a light...
For example, when it comes to the rebellion, I don't do it in a low-key manner, but instead distribute embroidered chrysanthemums to the soldiers and make it known to everyone. This is obviously because I want to be suppressed. (I even know the number of people)
For example... If it goes on, I'm going to stutter.
But at least, this time the plot didn't have too many logical errors.
(Although I actually don't think there is much plot this time)
At least I didn't fly people as kites, I didn't say that running can transfer time, and I didn't die four times without dying.
In fact, when Liu Ye was lying on the ground at the end, his eyes moved a bit. Has anyone noticed that? At that time, I whispered: It is indeed Zhang Yimou! The trick of ambush is coming again? !
In the end, he didn't survive. My classmate said that there must be a sequel -_- (of course it's KUSO's) It's
actually very strange, such an obvious bug scene, why not retake it. (“Just fall to the ground.”)
Even if you don’t retake the shot, wouldn’t it be ok to freeze it? It's stationary anyway!
It's weird.
Liu Ye is such a strange character, I laugh every time he speaks, especially in the quarrel with Gong Li, he is so excited for no reason, shouting at his throat, making my stomach hurt from laughing. The only laugh scene in the whole film, tsk, is a step back from the banquet.
Anyway, I'm totally disappointed in him. Let's do comedy.
Aunt Gong Li was also very pitiful. She was trembling and frowning from beginning to end. When she appeared on the stage, a smell of taking medicine hit her face. (It turned out to be a drug addict later, orz)
Although Jay Chou acted bluntly, he had a lot of roles and lines, and he didn't reveal his shortcomings, and he was extremely honest. (But he didn't explain why he went to the border!)
It's such a weird movie... It's the first time I've been so numb after watching a blockbuster.
However, according to my classmates, the turbulent waves this time were quite successful in diverting the audience's attention. After all, there is always something to watch, right?

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Extended Reading

Curse of the Golden Flower quotes

  • Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.

  • Emperor Ping: [while placing ingredients on a scale] This will cure your anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: I thank His Majesty for his concern.

    Emperor Ping: All good medicine tastes bitter.

    Emperor Ping: You have excess bile, poor digestion, Yin and Yang are out of balance. That is why you are so infractious, listless and lethargic, and capable of nothing but cutting remarks. These are all sympptoms of anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: It has been more than ten years. My so-called sickness is clearly not improving with Your Majesty's treatment.

    Emperor Ping: [angrily throws scale to the ground] If your father were not the King of Liang, I would scarely be speaking to you with such restraint.