Presiding Judge: Bin Laden
Prosecution Attorney: Saddam bin Hussein Bin Majid Al (hereinafter referred to as Saddam)
Defense Attorney: Little Dog Stupid Wolf (hereinafter referred to as Little Dog)
Witness: Song Kanghao Waiting for N
jury: Zhang Yimao, Chen Mantou and other N people to
listen in: Feng Junhao and other N people
Fragment 1 Keyword: Murder to
deny bin Laden : Please be quiet, I now announce that the trial of the Han River monster murder case has officially begun. The defendant monster was charged with murder, wounding and other N items, and now ask the lawyers of both sides to ask questions.
Saddam: Monster, according to the investigation, you killed 262 people from mid-October to the end of November, causing 187 serious injuries and 403 minor injuries. What is your explanation for this? (auditing an uproar)
Little Dog: Protest against the use of discriminatory names by the prosecution lawyer against my client.
Bin Laden: Protests work.
Saddam: So what should I call it? Puppy: Call me a fish with feet.
"Humph" Saddam sneered: What explanation do you have for that fish with feet?
Fish with feet: I did not kill.
Saddam: How do you explain the bones that the police found in the sewer where you lived?
Fish with feet: I did not kill.
Saddam: Don't deny it any more. Surveillance video near the Han River has recorded your evil deeds.
Fish with feet: I did not kill.
Saddam: Damn, please answer my question directly!
Puppy: Protest against prosecution lawyers intimidating my client.
Bin Laden: Protests work. But please do not shy away from the prosecution's lawyer's question.
Fish with feet: I did not kill.
The trial was forced to adjourn.
Seoul prison two days before the trial.
Monster: This time I'm dead.
Puppy: Don't worry, I will help you get rid of the crime, as long as you don't admit it.
Monster: But I did kill people, in broad daylight, in full view, and not one by one, but in groups.
Dog: Don't worry, we Japanese are the best at killing someone without apologizing or denying it to death.
Monster: I heard that the Germans have admitted it, why are you so dead skinned?
Dog: Germany has the power to admit it, but we have the power to deny it.
Fragment 2 Key words: virus amnesia
puppy: Mr. Song, what's the matter with your forehead injury?
Saddam: Protest defense lawyers ask questions unrelated to this case. Dog: Your Honor, my question is closely related to this case.
Bin Laden: The protest is invalid, please answer the witness.
Song Kanghao: Oh, I remember, it was done by a very disgusting American doctor. In fact, there is no virus. It is basically a trick of the government to facilitate the implementation of martial law and cover up their corruption and incompetence, and they are helpless against monsters.
Dog: So you mean that the corruption and incompetence of the government has caused so many people to suffer?
Saddam: Protest defense lawyers' use of leading questions to witnesses.
Bin Laden: Protests work.
Song Kanghao: I didn't mean that, no, I didn't say that. I didn't speak ill of the government. Because of poor nutrition when I was a child, my brain was not good, and I often suffered short-term memory loss.
Dog: Then you must have never eaten Naobojin. After eating Naobojin, your waist will not be sore, and your legs will not be sore. If you eat it, you will be sure that no one will give you silk. Order number: 88...
Bin Laden : Dog, please don't use your court time to advertise. Puppy: I'm sorry.
Bin Laden: I'm sorry it's useful, why do you need the police?
"Damn, aren't you advertising your "American Garden" set?" The dog scolded bin Laden in his heart.
Puppy: You're going to testify that the fish with feet kills, don't you?
Song Kangho: He killed my father and daughter.
Dog: Are there any other witnesses? Song Kangho: No, but I saw it with my own eyes.
The little dog smiled wickedly: Didn't you say you have a bad memory? If not, then every word you just said will be used as evidence in court.
Song Kanghao: I... (Song Kanghao thinks of the youngest son at home, and is at a loss for words)
Fragment 3: Key words: The real monster of democracy
Saddam: Mr. Park, can you provide strong evidence to prove that fish with feet kills and hurts people?
Park Hae-il: The evidence is so overwhelming that it doesn't need to be listed any more, but it's not the monsters who really kill, but our rotten state machine, the backward democratic system, the arrogant and evil American forces and the cowardly and blindly obedient South Korean accomplices.
"Mr. Park, now we are dealing with the murder of fish with feet," Saddam reminded.
Park Hae-il: I used to spare no effort for our country's democracy, but in return I was down and out, my friends betrayed, and my family was destroyed. Have you ever tried the pain of being in a desperate situation and being alone? (Park Hae-il choked, and some of the onlookers had red eyes) There was
no sound.
"I don't think the monster's production effect is very good." Zhang Yimao first broke the silence.
"Yes, it's far worse than my mad bull formation." Chen Mantou was also interested.
"My Gale Song is still good." Zhang Yimao was not to be outdone.
"My Crazy Bull" Chen Mantou quit.
"Big Wind Song", "Mad Bull Array", "Big Wind Song" and "Mad Bull Array" were red-faced.
"Fangri, oh, lotus root starch and me," bin Laden shouted.
Everyone immediately shut up and looked at him with a "what are you talking about?" expression.
"It's nothing, the swear words in my hometown, Yi Mao, steamed buns, and stunts are just means to serve the movie, not the purpose, not to burn money for the sake of burning money. Also, you have to quarrel and go home and quarrel, don't come out and pollute ours Vision and hearing. The trial continues." Bin Laden didn't bat an eye.
Park Hae-il: Even if we eliminate this tangible monster today, there are bigger and more cruel and ruthless monsters waiting to devour our lives and our future. In order to eliminate the real monster, our country must first become strong and establish a truly independent one...
Since Park Hae-il did not provide direct evidence, this confession is invalid.
Fragment 4: Key words: Free and friendly
puppy: Dr. KILL, please tell us about the cause of death of American soldier HERO.
Dr. KILL: HERO died of excessive blood loss during the operation. HERO has the courage and determination of American soldiers and has made outstanding contributions to defending the freedom and safety of the Korean people.
Puppy: So what did the virus say before?
Dr. KILL: Pure nonsense.
Puppy: So fish with feet doesn't carry the virus of mass destruction?
Dr. KILL: Yes.
Dog: What do you think of the fish with feet that have been widely reported by the media to kill and injure people?
Dr. KILL: I've seen those tapes, and I think it's a conditioned reflex of a fish with feet after being stimulated.
Puppy: So can we understand it as a legitimate defense for fish with feet?
Saddam: Protest defense lawyers try to use leading speech to influence jury verdict!
Bin Laden: Protests work.
Puppy: Well, I won't say it, Dr. Kill, what else do you want to say?
Dr. KILL: The U.S. military remains committed to protecting the democracy and freedom of the Korean people. The United States and South Korea will always be close and friendly partners.
Fragment 5 Closing Statement
Saddam: Allah is above, let us open our sharp eyes to see the true face of the monster who has committed countless crimes, and the evil U.S. government forces hidden behind it. I call on all the people oppressed by the United States to stand up bravely against the mighty power, and defend our democracy and justice with the enemy's life and blood. Long live Iraq, long live the Arab world!
"Why does his statement seem a little off topic?" Zhang Yimao muttered. "Yes, like your movie" Chen Mantou took the opportunity to tease.
Dog: Injustice, injustice, absolutely theoretical injustice. The great footed fish, he carried on the fine tradition of the leaders of World War II. Hitler, Mussolini, and Hideki Tojo are soul-possessed at this moment, a fish with feet. A fish represents the long history and tradition of militarism. At this moment, he is not a fish fighting, not a fish. The trial is coming to an end, and we deserve to win and not fall at the feet of history again. Great Han River footed fish, happy birthday to Bush today, long live Japan! Long live America! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Everyone covers their ears) Osama bin Laden after half
an hour : After careful and meticulous research by me and the jury, I now announce that the defendant, Fish with Feet, was acquitted of the crime of murder and wounding and was released in court.
However, since the footed fish is listed as the top ten most undesirable animals in South Korea, it will be expelled from the Korean border and returned to the United States, where it originated, and the sentence is completed.
Outside the courtroom: Bin Laden held the hands (or feet) of the fish with feet and said earnestly: "O fish, when you arrive in the United States, you have to do your best and live a good life. In short, don't starve yourself, you can eat as much as you can. I heard people say that Washington has a white house, and it's full of delicacies. You can have whatever you want, and you can go shopping when you have time."
"Thank you, Your Honor," the monster drooled and shed tears.
Bin Laden: "OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT."
(The above content is purely fictitious, if there are any similarities, I hope history will not be a coincidence)
The author's movie-watching notes: In fact, "The Host" is not worse than two stars. My expectations are not proportional. "Monster" reminds me of Spielberg's "War of the Worlds," which also describes a family's struggles when doom comes, except that the American aliens are a little more spectacular than the Korean monsters, and the American government is a little more active than the Korean government. That's it.
The blockbuster is not atmospheric, which is one of my impressions of "Monster". Of course, the atmosphere I am talking about is not the Hollywood cliché of foreign guns, cannons, planes and tanks. If it comes to throwing money, how can the Korean currency compare to the strength of the US dollar for decades? Therefore, in fact, Feng Junhao's four or two thousand gold-style Tai Chi push hands are not wrong. It's just that the social group image effect triggered by monster killing as a social group injury event has not been strongly expressed in the film. The movie could have been renamed "Murder Case Triggered by a Family". I don't understand why, with so many victims, it seems that only Song Kanghao's family broke through the shackles set by the government and faced the monster with blood and tears? At the end of the film, seeing Song Kangho's family slaying monsters without fear of the yellow warning, I can only sigh that Feng Junhao's romantic tragicism is overused. Let’s leave aside the question of details that are pervasive in sci-fi films that don’t stand up to scrutiny. In fact, the government will not cede to the common people this great opportunity to be oriented towards the people and to show control.
Feng Junhao has repeatedly denied that the monsters speculated by the outside world are monsters of American ideology, but the accusation of the film is so straightforward that it makes people suspicious. If you dig deeper, you will find that the contempt for the Korean government's obedience to the US, the helplessness for the lack of the country's democratic system, and the hatred for the dark human nature are the hidden spiritual core. Maybe Feng Junhao is right, it is not so much an indictment of the United States (of course, there are also), but rather a sadness that the country has not achieved the desired independence, self-improvement, and open democracy.
Compared with "Memories of Murder", which is a startling, step-by-step, progressive plot expansion mode, this "Monster" is a little more straightforward. Compared to "Memories of Murder"'s quiet sarcasm and poignant black humor, this time, "Monster" pales in comparison to the slightly outspoken accusations and silly jokes. But Feng Junhao mixed the demands of democracy, political metaphors, human love and hate, and decent stunts in more than 100 minutes, and boiled them into a pot of soup, allowing the audience to get what they want. This kind of cooking skills is still worthy of admiration, and "Monster" is also worthy of the title of No. 1 in the Korean box office.
Let's hope democracy doesn't turn out to be a pre-determined uproar like the trial above.
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