Nicky Flippers:
It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake.
[walks past dog typing notes]
Nicky Flippers:
Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth.
The Wolf:
The Goody Bandit
Nicky Flippers:
That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
The Woodsman:
Not my finger!
[quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it]
Nicky Flippers:
Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home.
[the Woodsman starts spluttering]
Nicky Flippers:
Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you?
The Woodsman:
But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that?
Nicky Flippers:
Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny?
Granny:
Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious.
The Woodsman:
Huh?
Nicky Flippers:
A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes.
Chief Grizzly:
And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh?
Nicky Flippers:
Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf
The Wolf:
Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
Nicky Flippers:
Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living?
Chief Grizzly:
Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
The Wolf:
You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time.
Chief Grizzly:
Is this all just a big joke to you?
The Wolf:
I just followed the girl here.
Granny:
You leave my granddaughter alone!
Nicky Flippers:
Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run.
[camera points to empty chair]
Nicky Flippers:
Where is she anyway?
