Rehearsal for breast enhancement advertisement or'08 opening ceremony

Cora 2022-03-20 09:02:14

The mentally retarded plot is actually embarrassing to say that it borrows from Thunderstorm, and some characters are obviously made, such as that Prince Jie. The actors are all working hard, but unfortunately the script is not convincing, no matter how you look at it, it is too hard. Liu Ye can only be funny, and he will laugh in the metamorphosis if he doesn't break out in the metamorphosis. It's a pity Fa Ge's strip show and Gong Li's tears.

The art design is obviously also working hard, the whole upstart style, does the Chinese soil in the prosperous Tang only know gold. The big scene...Close my eyes and close my eyes, I am tired of aesthetics, I am afraid that foreigners don't know there are many Chinese... Director Zhang's previous films have been tossing and running to find bamboo forests and flowers in the wild mountains, this time I changed a method, directly Start with the landscaping department. This time, Director Zhang stepped on the chrysanthemum, and suggested that Director Chen stepped on the peony next time, and Director Feng thought about what you stepped on.

Finally orgasm! I saw the people from Wuyang and Wuyang rushed over in a phalanx, shouting slogans... I got it! This is clearly Director Zhang doing the rehearsal for the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympic Games, Director Zhang, come on!

However, Director Zhang still kept a little selfishness. After 2008, he was going to have plastic surgery. Of course, his main business was breast enhancement! This time, I will do some commercial promotion by the way. If you don’t believe me, see, every actress has 2 balls dangling from her chest.

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Curse of the Golden Flower quotes

  • Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.

  • Emperor Ping: [while placing ingredients on a scale] This will cure your anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: I thank His Majesty for his concern.

    Emperor Ping: All good medicine tastes bitter.

    Emperor Ping: You have excess bile, poor digestion, Yin and Yang are out of balance. That is why you are so infractious, listless and lethargic, and capable of nothing but cutting remarks. These are all sympptoms of anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: It has been more than ten years. My so-called sickness is clearly not improving with Your Majesty's treatment.

    Emperor Ping: [angrily throws scale to the ground] If your father were not the King of Liang, I would scarely be speaking to you with such restraint.