Don't look at trash, go away

Rosario 2022-03-21 09:02:30

Watching a crap horror movie is like being constipated Watching a horror movie with a known very low rating is like knowing you are constipated and want to try to pull it out You wait, wait, wait for a horror scene, but it's like constipation If you want to experience double constipation, sit on the toilet while you are constipated and watch horror stories told in the dark

The whole film is fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward, a horror movie, even the most basic such as blood, dare not let the audience watch it? Are you afraid of scaring someone who is eating ketchup?

Such a rubbish movie still needs more than 140 words to comment?

Watching a crap horror movie is like being constipated Watching a horror movie with a known very low rating is like knowing you are constipated and want to try to pull it out You wait, wait, wait for a horror scene, but it's like constipation If you want to experience double constipation, sit on the toilet while you are constipated and watch horror stories told in the dark

Watching a crap horror movie is like being constipated Watching a horror movie with a known very low rating is like knowing you are constipated and want to try to pull it out You wait, wait, wait for a horror scene, but it's like constipation If you want to experience double constipation, sit on the toilet while you are constipated and watch horror stories told in the dark

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Extended Reading
  • Lacey 2022-01-06 08:01:12

    Not very clichéd, but it's still scary

  • Camryn 2022-04-20 09:02:03

    It's boring and the actors are ugly

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark quotes

  • Ramón Morales: Last week they shipped my brother home from Vietnam in pieces.

    Stella Nicholls: I'm so sorry.

    Ramón Morales: Last week when I got my draft notice... I couldn't... they'd send me there to die. If the book can read me, I'm afraid what it'll say.

  • Stella Nicholls: You don't read the book. It reads you.