Magician’s Apprentice: Science can defeat superstition

Major 2021-11-27 08:01:19

1 Dear Cage, have you been short of money lately? Or is it good to have a personal relationship with Disney executives and can't bear to reject their hospitality? If it is not, it can only be explained as a little boy living in your strange Shu's body, always inspiring a childlike heart. As a senior member of the 20 million club, the quality of your films has gone from bad to worse! But in the movie, your look is good, sloppy, and successfully diverted my attention from your increasingly backward hairline and deeper and deeper nasolabial lines.

2 I watched a little and a half, and I couldn't stand such a clichéd and patchwork segment. All my expectations became just waiting to see Monica Bellucci. As a result, the appearance of this former sexy goddess pierced my dog's eyes. Haggard, weight loss (vertical comparison of course), and the pits on the neck when frowning and pursing her mouth betray her age. Only that "oh" is still very ecstasy, telling us the glory of beauty. Helplessly, the plot is not strong, and the vases are not allowed to be made properly. They can only stand in the center of the round table, whistling and writhing like a goddess.

3 The hero and heroine (if the girlfriend of the heroine is the heroine) is hypocritical to death. However, this kind of film has always been like Wanwan’s idol drama, with only labels and no acting skills. As long as the male protagonist has the face of GEEK in the Hollywood youth drama, and the heroine has a blonde big Pololi face, the play is half done.

4 If a film is bad or mainstream, according to current non-mainstream preferences, people usually like the bad but handsome male number two, or the funny and loving male number three, or other inexplicable numbers. However, this movie is not even satisfying for people's hobbies. Uncle Cage's opponent, the old top hat, is not only a file, but also stupid. According to the routine, before the emergence of the ultimate big BOSS or when it is buffered, the old top hat should be resurrected and the small universe will burst, and Uncle Cage will come to the scene to warm up the PK. Unexpectedly, he was easily thrown out by the rookie male lead, and he died. It was the number one cannon fodder. As for the first soy sauce, the apprentice of the old man in a bowler hat is none other than the apprentice. This guy with white hair, warrior and sweaty horse boots made a gorgeous appearance. He was handsome and cool, and he stopped cooking in less than five minutes. Don't bring soy sauce like this.

5 Like any clichéd movie of the same subject, no matter how many dishes the male protagonist will eventually transform into a gorgeous, small universe burst, and the ultimate boss will come to a Jedi PK (Is Saint Seiya counted as the originator of this aspect?) Good guy, This movie doesn't even save the step of transforming, and has a big move directly. Dare to love that the dishes are usually served, in order to save character and save energy? No, I was wrong. At the critical moment, science works. It is the power of knowledge.

6 Other magic movies, such as Harry Potter, are all fireballs. Compared with this movie, it is too low-level. What did they type out? Plasma ball. What is the diploma of the male lead? What level is Harry Potter? People's cars are all Iron Birdman, but you are sitting on a broken broomstick. People play Boss, using science, electricity, and 2.0 after the scientific update. No wonder the big boss died all of a sudden. Sure enough, what the teacher taught us from an early age is correct: science is the primary productive force, and science is invincible. No wonder we have to get rid of superstitions. With science, it means having everything. In the end, after Uncle Cage died, the magical Aunt Mo was helpless, and was still our male lead, who rescued him from Hades by using scientific electric shocks to press his heart.

7 One thing about this movie that surprised me was that I thought the male lead and female pig would kiss when they were standing in the cage on DATE, but they didn't. It was so pure until the final happy endding that KISS...

8 I would rather watch Spider-Man or National Treasure 1 ten times.

9 In order to watch a movie, I went out to buy a package of melon seeds at midnight. As a result, I wasted both my time and my seeds.

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Extended Reading
  • Lenny 2021-11-27 08:01:19

    The song of the music selection like OneRepublic suddenly changed to a unique feel. The line of the idol drama still made me bloodlessly moved. . Generally speaking, it is a children's film that is full of joy and laughs many times, especially ending. . Uncle Cage and the groundhog JayJay are still very hardworking!

  • Zelda 2022-04-23 07:01:52

    How does an ordinary engineering otaku find a beautiful girl as his girlfriend? Become a superman or a world hero. . .

The Sorcerer's Apprentice quotes

  • Becky Barnes: [in a touching moment] Something about you seems different.

    Dave: I'm wearing new shoes.

  • Balthazar: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.

    Dave: Me? Pretty weird, huh?

    Balthazar: No. Kinda makes sense.