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A long time ago, there was no boundary between the sky and the earth, and everything could be conveyed by light. Where the yellow sand was flying, the virgin Magda was in the stable to give birth to a child. As for why the stable was chosen, there are many theories. Maybe There is her home, since Nazar is not the world's seed, maybe it is really in a dream with Prince Charming Plato. It stands to reason that people in the world didn't care about artificial insemination and test-tube babies at that time. It was basically difficult to have a child without breaking the cherry, but at that time, many impossible things could be achieved by thinking, although it depends on luck. It doesn't have to be that smooth, everything happens unexpectedly.

Carpenter Nazar is a man with a sun tool (another big penis), imitating his own JJ every day, carefully crafting a divine whip out of wood for the common people to enjoy the joy of the clouds. At the same time, Nassar was a man with lofty ideals, and today is the kind of person who wants to realize communism at all times. He has a dual personality and is a bit like a hero. Although he is greedy for life and fears death and likes to play rascals, his love for the world's strong sexual impulses is enough to offset all his shortcomings. Nassau's artificial penis was famous in Yelu Sallem at that time. Of course, it was not because of his good handicraft, but because he made it very big. The Roman emperor who conquered this land felt itchy when he heard the news. , although conquering the land brought him no sense of speed, but in the intercourse, incest, homosexuality, oral sex, group sex (see the film "Roman Empire Erotic History"), he tasted all kinds of methods one after another, which made him unsexy, only He didn't know the man-made penis that the people of Salem madly loved all night, which made him restless. The itch is just like the itchiness of today's small migrant workers when they see a beautiful white-collar worker. It's just a change of method. Wouldn’t it be shameful to use the things he was using himself? He couldn’t let others know, and he was embarrassed to let his subordinates take them, so he visited the carpenter’s house privately.

Poor Nazar was now carefully sanding a piece of apple wood for his own use. Why? The boring life of a craftsman day after day has made Nazar toss and lose his sexual desire. Although he knows everything, but he is poor, he is still a virgin when he is not confused, and he cannot marry a wife. It is reasonable to say that all night travel Salem is always using his products. They should be rich enough to rival the country. The bad is bad. Nazar is full of love and regards money as nothing, and can be owed on credit, so no matter men, women or children, they can get a sun for free as long as they feed him. Tool. People who are happy for the common people but give up everything and can't make themselves happy, and do not care about themselves everywhere. This should be such a SB but how noble sentiment.
Nassar has had a strong sexual desire since he was young because of the magical tools he possesses. At that time, he often lingered in the brothel, while listening to the voices of those sweet people and YY to pass the time, here I have to focus on the introduction of the brothel woman Maria. Maria has been graceful since she was twelve years old, exuding a charming romantic bohemian smell. As the originator of today's Bobo people, she can definitely be called a person. She is proficient in several languages ​​and is favored by the Persians and Romans. Nasa wants to call a chicken but doesn't have the money. He goes home all day long and pesters his mother Magdalene to beg for money. Of course, Magdalene is not an ordinary person. When he sees Nazar cocking JJ, he knows he is. If she wants money, she still has to call a chicken. She has refused Nazareth for more than ten years. If she had agreed to Nazareth, the history of the whole world would have to be rewritten, but we all know that history cannot be repeated at the root. World affairs are often out of control due to an unexpected decision, or they may endure forever. This matter generated hatred in Nazar's heart---the only hatred in his heart, he cut off the mother-son relationship with Magdalene without hesitation, and provided for his later immortality. a factual basis. According to Freud's explanation, it was because of the "shadow of childhood" that was most thoroughly confirmed in him.

On the road, Nazareth would impulsively show love to Maria and try his luck to do the gift of Confucius for free. At that time, Maria didn’t know that Nazareth had extraordinary artifacts. For example, when an angel descended to earth, she put this hairy boy in her eyes. Every time I see him, he spit on his face, which is strange for Nazar. Every time he spit, he laughed, shook his head and said, "I love you as much as I love you." Maria When he was so angry that Hua Rong paled, he would give him a slap, and after Nasa had punched the left cheek, he also moved his right cheek, and since then he has fallen into the habit of begging for beating on both sides. . . . . . . . .

Forget it, don’t be stupid anymore, although the later stories can be more colorful, I prefer to spend more time on , which is now hotly commented. When reading books, I always have a strong urge to write Feeling helpless, I am incapable of expressing in words, there are too many things to collect, and I haven't seen the movie version yet. In my opinion, Dan Brown's reflections on Christianity are much more direct, almost subversive, and although they are all in the name of piety, Martin Scorsese is relatively sensible in his handling of the controversy. In western countries, the freedom of religion is much narrower than ours. If it doesn't work, hundreds of millions of sheep all over the world throw eggs and kill him, which can also explain why the last part of "The Da Vinci Code" The readability has plummeted, from one nonsense to another dream

talk I'm not the old bean god who is afraid of Nazareth, but an inadvertent incarnation of God. I'm really looking for hardships to eat, Fandi Gangruo really cares about it We, recognizing me, the Satan, is pretty good. In any case, I am a bit fortunate to be born in this country. Even if I don’t join the party, I will only take advantage of certain benefits distribution. The party will not require me to join him. In a sense, I still need qualifications. There is no need to go and fight with Allah like the people of the kingdom of heaven and
declare that all the Christians I know are upright people with a benevolent heart. All my words are not aimed at them. Is this right thing or wrong person? Others can make up Fantastic Guy, why can't I

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