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Crystel 2022-04-18 17:34:52

"Time machine"

Personal film watching essay, informal film review

1. This robber came too suddenly, just like a scene in a small theater, and there are also robbery techniques. It can only be said that he is a ruthless man, completely devoid of conscience. I still believe that he killed by mistake, there is no need to be so vicious. ! too stiff

2. This time machine is the same as the car we encountered at the park gate before!

3. Isn't it common for foreigners to kiss in the street? Someone is shy! By the way, it may have been a long time ago, and people at that time were more conservative.

4. Why do you feel like watching a dog-blooded love drama?

5. When the male protagonist was traveling through time, I was thinking that it must be ridiculous if there is no BGM.

6. There will be shared bicycles in the future, wearing tunic suits

7. The artificial intelligence of the future 114 also looks like an artificial mental retardation

8. Director, you are too showy, what the hell is the plot

9. Although the black girl doesn't look very good (maybe my aesthetic problem), but she has a really good figure and wears very little (the director adds chicken legs), she doesn't look like a primitive tribe at all

10. When I saw the 50th minute, I suddenly felt like the plot of a big talk about Journey to the West. The Supreme Treasure lost his beloved woman, and through the Moonlight Treasure Box traveled through time and space to change the past, millions of years, but not the past, but the future !

11. Although the front is a bit tricky, the director feels quite imaginative in the back.

12. When those weirdos came out, I thought they were Avatars

13. The front is still very warm, the plot of saving the wife, and then these fighting action scenes appear, which is a bit baffling

14. Why isn't the pool of corpses red? Look at the big jar of tomato sauce in the dark invasion.

15. Could that white-haired monster be the male lead? Why can't he save his girlfriend when he goes back to the past? Is it because of these people that he became a white-haired devil? Damn, the ghost story is bloodier than I thought

16. Confused me

17. At 1 hour and 21 minutes, that scene is like the legend of Searle

It's really a divine drama, the plot is basically unwatchable, the logic is all sorts of bullshit, it's simmering in a pot, and it's really unbearable. This is a movie recommended by Mr. Li Yongle at station B. I really can't believe the man in the jacket, he's really blind. I have been enduring it all the time, and I also hope that it will not be so nonsense later. I didn’t expect that the more I read it, the more nonsense I think, what to think about and not to think about. If there is thinking in this kind of plot, then I can also give a lot of examples. It can be used to think about it. If I wear the wrong socks, it can be interpreted as a person who is not a sage. I can’t do anything wrong. I was hit by a car when I went out. I feel that life is impermanent. Even movies, there must always be a bottom line, and only after watching it can you have the desire to interpret it. The problem is that the director made a mess of it, and the audience is still making love and helping analyze it. This kind of thinking is a piece of shit in my eyes!

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The Time Machine quotes

  • Vox: Can you even imagine what it's like to remember everything? I remember this six-year-old girl who asked me about dinosaurs 800,000 years ago. I remember the last book I recommended: Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe. And yes, I even remember you. "Time travel, practical application."

  • Über-Morlock: Come a little closer, I don't bite.