The worst movie of the year

Marion 2021-11-27 08:01:19

Star rating: ★

Ask the Hollywood directors who have the best eloquence, M. Knight Siamaran, too! Since this Indian director became famous for his "Sixth Sense", his work has been worse than one. It would be polite to say that he ran up before he learned how to walk. Siamaran lost money successively to Bowei ([Small Village]), Warner ([Water Monster]) and Fox ([The Calamity of Extinction]), this time it was Paramount's turn. [The Last Airbender] The most lively movie released is not the movie, but the film critics, who are waiting to see which curse is the worst without a dirty word. Just on the cusp of the storm, seeing the sequel to [The Last Airbender] is no longer possible, Siamaran is talking about the thriller that he is about to enter the palace with his old partner Bruce Willis again, he doesn’t say anything. Fortunately, I was speaking out, but it was a version of [hijacking] with supernatural powers added with horror elements, which sounded a bit unreliable.

Pulling away. There is a reason to say that this [The Last Qizong] is ugly. If you are the audience of this animated series, the lively Petty Sect of Lotte in the series was transformed into an angry little monk by Siamaran, with a sullen expression on his face. Can you guarantee that you are not crazy? Don’t forget, the reason why this film can be turned into a movie is that Paramount is optimistic about the 5.8 million fans. . If you are not a fan, then this movie full of exotic and magical colors is everywhere, as well as the Indian-style logical thinking. Let’s not talk about how big the script is, and how verbose the dialogue is. Asking for trouble, but the visual language is enough to make many fans regret the movie ticket money. Next, let's talk about visual effects.

First of all, Hollywood has always liked to consume exotic customs. [The Last Airbender] is not bad. Aside from the dialogue and media spoilers, you can't tell where the story happened. The actors are also Indian actors, and the clothes they wear look like Armor borrowed from a blockbuster of Chinese costumes. You can't tell what kind of world this is through these ethnic things. A Japanese-style animation style story base, some Chinese element actions, does the Shui tribe live in Antarctica? Why are Huo Lieguo all Indian actors? As for the Indian part, you can only go to the Shaolin Temple monk. Looking at the surrounding environment, it is said that people in China believe in it. After all, there are a lot of Chinese elements in the film. In particular, the costumes of actors are too problematic. Armor is indeed a necessary prop in this kind of blockbuster period costume, but these armors have too little local characteristics, but they are very oriental, not Japanese or Indian, but like [Mummy 3: Dragon Emperor Zhi The armor in the tomb is reused. Although the film is full of exotic feelings, no one can tell where it is!

Secondly, as a fantasy blockbuster in the summer, at least some innovation in special effects is necessary, right? Seeing that the characters control wind, fire, water, and earth, the whole posture is to play Tai Chi in disguise. How do you think the six-legged sitting joke that the petty sect rides looks like the monster that the little boy Max encountered in [Beast Country], try to recall the [Beast Country] poster. The special effect of the petty sect that controls the wind, the arrow that lights up on the forehead and the golden eyes are the upper body of the storm girl in the [X-Men]? The petty sect drives the water when the arrow lights up for the second time. Did the stormy sea borrow it from [2012]? In the end of the movie, I saw four generals from the water country making two Tai Chi gestures on the bridge, and then four water columns rose from around. Murphysia Malan also watched the Hu Jun version of [Tianlong Babu]. Dragon Eighth Palm, have you seen how Qiao Feng beat A Zhu to death with one palm on the bridge? The dragon that Xiaoqizong has seen is supposed to be a dragon from the Eastern legend. Why does it have wings like a Western dragon? No wonder some foreigners ask why the dragon doesn’t breathe fire! In my impression, the western dragons are like the dragons in the [Fire Dragon Empire] that breathe fire when nothing is wrong, no one can adapt to being so engaged by Siamaran. In addition to these few special effects that seem to cost a bit of dollars, I really can't see where there is a bit of an impression.

Third, the battle scenes in the film are also severely out of stock. Siamaran is embarrassed to say, "I have always wanted to make Kung Fu movies, [Dragon Fighting Tiger Fighting] is like my faith." The world cannot say that China's martial arts instructors are the best, at least the movements of Chinese martial arts instructors are the most like that! This is definitely not me as a Chinese Wang Po selling melons, [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] [Matrix] is there! The action scenes in this film are not the Bruce Lee-style tough and pragmatic that the director believes in, but they are not even fancy! I saw that the Indian Asan was okay, just making two gestures of not very authentic Tai Chi, and the rest was handed over to the later special effects team, and finally came to the field to fight directly without the slightest shadow of the routine, only you chased me and flees and then scuffled. Primary school together. In the last 30 minutes of the battle scene, the director actually went to film some literary dramas about his sons and daughters, passing all the melee outside. Even the big lizards or dinosaurs that climbed the city wall at the beginning seemed to walk through the scene. [Transformers] The same, after the city wall was taken, the director lazily explained their whereabouts, and their whereabouts were completely unknown. At the end of the film, there was no time left, and the director had to come to a [2012] monstrous imitation show to end the war, so that the fans who went to the battle were completely defeated!

The exotic atmosphere is like a pot of porridge, the special effects scenes are leftovers from other people's play, the action skills are not even fancy, and the Indian-style English thinking logic, the inherently weak script, and the long-winded lines like taking off your pants and farting. , [The Last Qizong] It feels like that giant dragon, which looks like a western dragon and is doing the thing of a good dragon from the East. Siamaran is like the only one who understands the difference between dragons in Eastern and Western cultures. Showing off there, the result is neither Western nor Eastern vision that makes everyone feel awkward. Always take things that pick up people's teeth and show off blindly. There is no new idea. If you don't know how to leave, just learn that others want to run, and they won't destroy you, Xiamalan!

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The Last Airbender quotes

  • Sokka: [from trailer]

    [jumping up and down]

    Sokka: Woohoo!

  • Aang: Some great monks can meditate for four days!