No green bee, no man

Chance 2021-11-28 08:01:18

"Since ancient times, heroes have been suffering, and they have never been dudes and great men", but American heroes are more dudes. In addition to genetic mutations such as Spider-Man and Flash, alien species such as Superman and Green Lantern; mortals who want to be "Man" must be rich in the second generation. Among them are the famous Batman and Iron Man. Americans do not hate the rich, because American rich people are good at charity and donate naked at every turn. What's more, high-tech weapons and equipment, and cool image packaging, are not incapable of being bought by the rich; if you come out, you will be surrounded by BMWs and beauties. Therefore, spend time and drink in the day and enjoy the pleasure of sin; in the middle of the night, you can go for justice and redeem the sinful soul. The benefits of justice and evil are taken up by one person.

The character setting of the "Green Hornet" is also the second generation ancestor, but there are bats and steel beads in front, how to bloom in the guts of the two heroes, Seth Logan, who is a combination of "screenwriter + starring", is obviously very I used my brain for a while, and finally decided not to be innocent with Toby Maguire, not to be cool and handsome with Christian Bellby, and not to compare with Robert Downey Jr., based on my usual character and outstanding appearance. Decadent, brother is only nasty, stupid, and disgusting. I admit, he really did it. A prawn who was less beaten than the villain was born.

There is no painful experience of the murder of his parents since childhood, nor the spiritual nirvana after being hijacked by terrorists. Once he became a "chivalrous man", he actually woke up one day and suddenly realized that "to be alive, the heaviest burden is not ideal, but boredom." ". It just so happens that the baby bunny of my father's death was an over-aged young lady with "bat skill + steel skill". The two hit it off, and the first business they made when they first entered the arena was to cut off the head of the statue of the father, because the father also screwed off the head of his toy; and the name "Green Hornet" was actually thanks to that one. The green bee that stung his father to death in rumors! Based on all the signs, I seriously suspect that Logan is a cabbage lurking in the group of "Parents Are Harmful".

Sister Cameron, who is a vase, is about to become a blue and white porcelain. Why is Jay Chou who is in love with a tender model? As for Uncle Waltz, who plays the villain, that fan feels that he is still filming "Shameless Bastard", which is a waste of a good show. The poor uncle has neither superpowers nor good equipment. He relies on the fierceness of the six relatives who do not recognize him. He is doing some black business in the rivers and lakes. He is inexplicably found by the 250 Green Hornet and forced to follow two strong boys. Play 3P in close-to-hand combat. It's no wonder that Star Master read Logan's script, immediately resigned from the director, and then resigned as KATO.

It’s not a bad thing for the filming party to leave the Star Master and come to Jaylen. Although Jay Chou is not a box office panacea, it is definitely a box office aphrodisiac. Just look at the turmoil of a large number of JAY fans when KATO appeared in the theater to verify his aphrodisiac effect. Ever since "Initial D" was given the top spot, the middle-aged and elderly directors Zhang Yimou and Yuan Heping have taken JAY brand Viagra. As for the lack of power, it depends on the director's own "root" foundation. Anyway, whether you support it or not. , His level is there. In the past two years, the brand effectiveness of the JAY brand Viagra has declined significantly. Even Seth Logan might even sneer at the smelly work of "Pandaman", so he confidently attracted Jay to his subordinates. Even in Hollywood, Jay Chou is an iconic dull face. He speaks English in a Taiwanese accent and makes coffee with a fan of Youlemei milk tea, maintaining a stable performance. As for some people, he was wearing that silly red sweater with a 37-point wig, and his modelling was a copy of Shenyang. My opinion is between the two.

In an interview, Jay Chou once said that "Seth is a good man", this is a completely credible statement from the bottom of his heart. After all, how many people can be like Seth Logan, who obviously mixes in their own turf, but goes all out to ruin themselves into such a stupid? His desire to break through the traditional routines of superhero movies is understandable; his courage to turn himself into a pile of shit and then bloom a flower is worthy of recognition. But he wants to imitate Downey and Judenor in "Holmes" and play ambiguously with Jay Chou-sorry, your fat body is really disgusting.

Hollywood hits JAY brand Viagra, after all, for the first time, a Chinese "Jie" turned into an international "Jie" is a rare event, and the box office is not bad as expected. But if you can shoot N sequels and prequels like other heroes, it's probably not reliable. Had it not been for Bruce Lee, today "The Green Hornet" would always lie in the film's grave. At that time, the series was not reflected in the United States. A big reason is that the protagonist's appearance is too lacking in personality. Look at spiders, bats, steel, and lightning, which one is not the first to win the appearance? And if you wear a green eye mask, you dare to call "The Green Hornet", then you can play "Teenage Ninja Turtles" if you wear a green hat.



●It's another pseudo 3D movie, except that the subtitles are 3D, the others are quite 2. But I forgive it in my heart. Who told you to listen to Jay Chou's songs for so many years, and the overpaid fare will be regarded as you owe Jay Chou!

●Not only are American heroes more dude, British 007 and France's Zorro are also rich. There is a data that can explain this phenomenon well. In 2010 (fiscal year), 1% of high-income people in the UK will pay 25.7% of the total government income tax! The rich in the West are really the backbone of the nation! You know, 69% of China's tax revenue comes from the working class.

●At that time, Bruce Lee's version of Kato (KATO) was Japanese. It is said that it was because the Chinese were heroes and the Americans did not buy it. That combat uniform was the Japanese student uniform at the time-Jet Li's "Black Man" and Donnie Yen's "Jing Wu Chen Zhen", all of which copied this classic look.
Bruce Lee became a monument to film history by playing the Japanese Chen Zhen; at the beginning, it was really ironic that he made his debut as a Japanese.
Today, Jay Chou's version of Kato is Chinese, and KATO is also transliterated as Keto. Because China has surpassed Japan to become the world's second largest economy, and China's market is much larger than Japan. The names of people in a movie also hide the secret battle between China and Japan.


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The Green Hornet quotes

  • Gang Leader: Give him a route canal!

    Britt Reid: I don't want one!

  • Britt Reid: I think we're in the hood, Kato.