Robert Ebert Old Man Movie Critic

Carmella 2021-11-28 08:01:18

He gave it one star, and I think it's pretty much the same.

The following: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110112/REVIEWS/110119995/-1/RSS

"Green Hornet" is an unbearable and unintelligible theme movie of. Although the story is roughly the same as the previous movie with the same title, the plot is like a bull pulling a car. There are conversations with no focus, no direction, no speed, and chaotic action scenes everywhere.

Seth Rogen children's shoes should be on the board. He co-written the script, gave himself too many lines, and then yelled at us tirelessly. He played a rich second generation, and his father was a newspaper tycoon who looked like him. After the old man died, he disregarded the billions of industries and decided to go fooling around with the mechanic and barista Jie Lun. Yes, that was the case at the time.

The role of Jie Lun is played by Teacher Xiaolong in the TV version. Jay is of course not Bruce Lee, but in the case of Seth Rogen's various robbing scenes, I can't comment on his acting skills. In short, the two of them worked together to devise the following plan: to fight crime by imitating a criminal and his minor attendants. How to imitate it? The two children's shoes each wore a mask that made life suspicious. I said, who still wears such a mask to commit crimes these years?

The gang leader in the city is played by Christopher Waltz. So the film has a villain. There is still no role, eh.

The black and white action scene consists of a large number of speed stunts and explosions: speed, explosion, speed, explosion, speed, explosion... It seems that Rogen has no words to write the script, so he added this sentence in the blank space: The second camera crew provides 9-minute CGI stunts."

By the way, Cameron Diaz also appeared on the scene, but she didn't seem to have anything to do with her. Her only role is to seize the audience by changing the camera from time to time. Diaz’s smile is very famous, but the audience will see her an inexplicable smile in the scenes where she appears, and the inexplicable is the reason for its existence.

The director of this half-baked chopstick is Michel Gondry. How good his "Eternal Sunshine of the Beautiful Heart" is, how bad this movie is. In order to find the advantages of this film, I remembered that when I was watching a movie, I heard a strange high-pitched hanging voice, but after thinking about it, I still feel that this is not the credit of Gondry, because the sound seems to come from the next-door McDonald’s mobile phone. .

PS: Yes, "The Green Hornet" is a 3D movie. The more I look at it, the more I feel that this is a money-swindling trick developed by the film studios desperately.

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  • Jasmin 2022-03-24 09:01:42

    One more star for Michel Gondry's face~ It's still an improvement compared to the average superhero movie~ But there are still some places where it's too idiotic! Jay Chou, your role is too single

  • Clovis 2021-11-28 08:01:18

    The action scene is good, but the 3D effect is mediocre. The old man next to me sleeps from start to finish, and the snoring noisy to me! ! ! NND. Jay Chou making this film must be so cool~~~

The Green Hornet quotes

  • Britt Reid: [grabs a gangster, trying to find out who the gang works for] Who do you work... for...?

  • Britt Reid: Girls are a drag. I'm so glad we have each other Kato.