fierce man who kept the caught tadpoles in a can just after drinking~ Then after lunch, I forgot to drink it all into my stomach~
At that time~ Kaifu District was really a "beige". ~How else can you catch tadpoles at the door of your house?
Once Jun don’t say: “It feels like Jiang Jialong is like an isolated island~ I have to trek from wherever I get in~”
Gudao Jun, don’t you know~ It’s much better now~ Last year, I had to sit 146 to the provincial museum outside Wuzhan Road. You can buy Rosa~
now you can buy it by walking to the "Wujialingbei" bus station 400 meters away in a straight line~
but Jun Gudao only ate the Rosa at my home~ because now she is praised by several girls in Beijing In the palm of the hand...
According to the girls~ Jun Gudao is being coaxed very happy every day~
I think the girl who said this should be very happy too...
His grandma, grandma... ·····
Think about that year~ I have seen a monster-level creature~ It was really a monster to me at the time~ It is
stronger than a normal dog~ Oyster~ Very long teeth~ The tail is thick and hairless~ Action Agile ~ can climb a brick wall ~
I don't know if it was the bamboo rat nutria or something else that I saw at the time ~
The place to witness the monster is now on the route that must pass from my home to the nearest Rosa ~
But that place is both No bamboo and no corn~Only an old southern courtyard~
Later~The old yard was demolished~The new entertainment center has a swimming pool~When
Jun Gudao visits my house and eats Rosa by the way~The
entertainment center has already become one. Building materials wholesale market ~
Jun Gudao, don’t you know~ I thought you were a brother and I was also a swimming lover~ The whole summer vacation with my sexy and beautiful big sister to go swimming is very memorable~~ Although I drank it later The pool water was unfortunately hospitalized for nine days...
Pool demolished when the ~ ~ I have come to pay tribute to the scene
saw a dead body lying on the bottom of the pool of young mice - a foot long -
his grandmother grandmother grandmother ·············
year that ancient The big yard ~ there is a very powerful name-Zhou Family Big House ~
This name can be used to summarize a place in a radius of a half mile ~
so that I once imagined that 500 years ago, the Wu family and the Zhou family had people. What kind of grievances and grievances have been passed ~ plus the Jiang family ~
for a fierce man who did not enter elementary school ~ this requires a certain degree of creative skills ~
here I want to thank Uncle Liu Dekai ~ Miss Liu Xuehua ~ and Hunan that has long since disappeared 2 Cable TVs~When the
Zhou’s House was demolished, the people living in it moved to other places.
One of them was a colleague with my mother~ Aunt Zhang and Uncle Peng~
Why didn’t the people in the Zhou’s House have the surname Zhou? Please refer to the newspapers 30 years before the Chinese dynasty...
The son of this family~ J~ is the protagonist of this article~ Thank you...
How old is J than me~ at the time~ this means So he can take me out to play~ When
I was in elementary school~J entered middle school~ Bring back a school magazine~
I knew for the first time that there was a school magazine~ It also had the word "Eagle" written on it~ I think it's awesome ~
At that time, the term "young eagle" was very popular~ For example, I vaguely remember that I was the deputy captain of the Young Eagle Team of Class 4 of Yude Elementary School~
This memory is not accurate~ Don’t take it seriously~ Because I had a fight with the teacher in elementary school~ So it is probably Psychological compensation for myself~ After I
moved, J rarely contacted~ You know~ A buddy who is a few years older than me took me out to play~ This kind of thing can only be limited to a certain period of time~ Because I had a fight with the teacher Later~ I gradually changed from a fierce person to a dull person~ I started to play with the girls~
Yes~ I was a dull person...
I have forgotten where J studied in the middle school~ I don’t remember the full name of the school magazine~ About J and his family~ Then there was only a fragment from my mother's mouth~ Reading~ Work~ Hardware~ IT~ Changsha~ Zhuhai~ Wait...
one day my mother said~ I ran into Aunt Zhang at the gate of the yard~ J is back~ and brought a girl~ Aunt Zhang said that her son is getting married~ When my mother relayed these words It seems very happy~ I don't know how happy she is~
Later~ J said that the company needs a web page~ Ask me if I am interested~
Because I am a boring person~ So things
went horribly ~ His grandma's grandma... ····
But~J is getting married~We must go to the wedding~In fact, I don’t like attending weddings~When I was a fierce man~ I think the wedding master said "I wish you a smooth match tonight" Such jokes are very interesting~ but since I became a boring person~ I feel that the master of ceremonies, you don’t even know the fucking people, smile, laugh, laugh~ You don’t hate you when you run around and tell pornographic jokes to people you don’t know. ~
When I wrote the sentence above ~ I was surprised
that I am also a person who likes to tell pornographic jokes~ The difference is that I don’t know how to do it by myself... I do
n’t like weddings and don’t like weddings~ But some weddings I still have to go to attend~ For example, I went to the wedding of the big sister who was swimming with me back then~ Then J's wedding is going to go even more~ People are still thinking about finding a job for me~~~
Then at the wedding scene~ I was there Shocked... Whether
that emcee’s gag is good~ Yellow jokes or auspicious words~ It
has become useless in front of J, yeah yeah yeah~
J is holding the microphone~ very much Qichang said: "Dad~Mom~Dear guests~Dear friends~Today~I am married!!!"
Then he began to sincerely recall his parents’ upbringing~and my own growth~
while J was in the memory~J 'S bride standing next to him has been looking at him with a look full of admiration and admiration~
With my pen ability~I can’t write the atmosphere of J’s tone at the wedding~It
’s sincere from the heart~Unspeakable~
This is the only one where I, as a bystander, can feel the love in the air at the scene. Wedding~
Although I am a boring person~But I sincerely wish J and his wife happiness...
Now~" Dong Evil Xi Du " is already in theaters~
For me~ and many others In terms of ~ these are the best Chinese movies ~ none of them ~ I have watched this movie no less than 50 times ~
this film tells a story of rejection and rejection ~ Narcissistic and masochistic dialogue has been quoted by countless people~ I have also quoted ~
then why should I write such a log? why? ? ?
Because I just watched a movie called "27 Dresses" on Xiaoxiang Movie Channel~
I thought it was really good? !
His grandma, grandma, grandma...
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