Wrapped in low-level animations that advocate war and personal heroism, I really can't laugh after watching it

Richie 2022-03-21 09:02:59

The most embarrassing movie I've seen in the cinema since "East and West is 2011"...

After watching it for 20 minutes, I didn't see any plot, it was completely a patchwork of various fragments...

The whole film's plot is old-fashioned "a group of birds and a few pigs try their best to organize an eagle that is destroyed because of failure in love", the plot is old-fashioned, but you tell the story well, but the story is not well, the details are I can't go into it... The whole thing is not to be seen... Forcibly funny, forcibly adding music, dancing awkwardly when a word disagrees... As for the laughs, in my opinion, there is absolutely no... especially when I see this kind of funny for the sake of being funny , forcing a funny behavior without caring about the continuity of the plot, I really have a question mark face throughout the whole process... Let's talk about cuteness, to be honest, compared with works like "the plot is old-fashioned but not nutritious but cute", really Can't compare to Pikachu some time ago;

Compared with other animal and bird cartoons, whether it's "Rio Adventure" or "Penguin of Madagascar", it is more visual than "Angry Birds 2". First of all, Angry Birds is real. Very simple cartoon bird... Secondly, the colors are pretty ugly. The real bird is so beautiful. They can draw the bird like a dyed chicken on the floor. , the whole picture and animal images are too fake... The little seal was originally a very cute character, and the eyes were too fake... Not only fake but also ugly, it can be said to be the most embarrassing, most funny one in the whole movie role...

Compared with other 3D cartoons, the plot and narration method are slag in seconds. After watching the whole process, you can see the main line of a sand sculpture. The process is inexplicable, and there are many unreasonable places, a few birds and a few pigs. Wearing an eagle's clothes and pretending to sneak into the big boss's lair, not only was he not found, but he was also hung up many times. Seriously, for such a high-tech big boss, none of his subordinates can fight, that's good. The eagle just choreographed it into a sand sculpture...or a huge sand sculpture...a sand sculpture of an awkward dance...

Besides, the values ​​conveyed by this play really amaze me. A heroic bird (the red bird in the game) refuses a truce, refuses peace, and tries to provoke war in order to gain a sense of existence. When he wanted peace, he was depressed because there was no war. He found hope of life again because he could start a war with another Eagle Island. Only war can give him strength. After the battle with Eagle Guide, he even set up a sand sculpture on the island for himself and his partners... Yes Real sand sculptures, sculptures made of sand... (black question mark face.gif)

At a time like this, is it interesting to use cartoons to convey the values ​​of love for war? ? ? Still show to a lot of kids...

There is also a line of values, the big boss eagle, a female eagle, blackened because he was abandoned by his fiancé at the wedding... The fiancé can be said to be a fighter among scumbags. Not only did he not come to the wedding, he ran away He also made his fiancee pregnant, and the boss eagle was left alone to raise his child. He was so chilled that the whole island was made of ice. After blackening, he wanted to destroy the bird island and pig island. The last thing that came into play... was actually not the bird and pig squad, but the return of the scumbag... The scumbag became greasy, the middle-aged greasy eagle with a big belly came back suddenly after 20 years, knelt down and begged for forgiveness, let the boss eagle stop and don't destroy it The world... Obviously, the reason why a bad film is bad is not only a little bad, it must be bad in all aspects. In the end, you can also imagine that such a bad film "of course forgive him", the boss eagle not only forgave the sand sculpture who escaped for 20 years. Her boyfriend even held a make-up wedding, and her daughter, who was raised by herself, not only didn't complain about her father's absence, but was also very happy... For the sake of being a scum eagle, she finally let the slag eagle save her daughter...

Whether it is advocating war, advocating personal heroism, praising the love of scumbags, and vilifying women who have been emotionally hurt...

Every minute of the whole show is a piss, I really watched it in the movie theater on pins and needles...

It's really a real spicy chicken movie...

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Extended Reading
  • Jefferey 2022-03-27 09:01:18

    Compared with the first part, it has improved a lot. Family Fun is no longer mindless, taking care of the plot and entertaining. The most valuable thing is that it finally remembered that it was a game adaptation, and the middle several plots arranged the game with a strong sense of substitution, which was higher than expected.

  • Clare 2022-03-27 09:01:18

    The toilet was stolen, I couldn't stand up laughing, and I couldn't stop crying. Hahahahahahaha.

The Angry Birds Movie 2 quotes

  • [first lines]

    Alex: [puts sugar in his coffee with a worm and slurps it] Mm. Those are good worms right there.

  • Silver: Time for Plan X.

    Leonard: Plan X? I thought you said Spandex!