This article is full of spoilers, and full of tears after reading

Forrest 2021-12-01 08:01:28

On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I did not stay at home with my son under three years old. Instead, I went to watch Megalodon with my husband. This is an important moment when the country calls on our legal couples to seize the time to create and recreate human beings. Tonight, when the whole family was struggling to eat, we resolutely chose to watch a movie, and we gritted our teeth and bought tickets for the giant curtain hall. Then, I...

I think I'm really better than making people at home.

It's embarrassing throughout!

When Guo Da Statham was so angry by experts from all parties that he gave up his life and waited for death, he heard that his ex-wife was in danger, and a fire appeared in the eyes of a bastard who claimed to have no conscience. As a result, he rescued his ex-wife in ten minutes and even talked. Without saying a word, he fell in love with Li Bingbing, who had a stiff face. (Ex-wife???)

Li Bingbing's close-up and close-up shots are all Meitu cameras, and the filters are white and beautiful. Other people use cameras for other lenses.

Zhao Wenxuan is probably not his father. I heard that her daughter went into the sea alone in a glass ball and her expression was "Oh". No one wanted to go down to fight sharks. Later, when I saw the essentials of the box lunch, it was not the bank card password, where is our cash, but a bunch of inexplicable feelings of life. I was afraid that he suddenly opened his eyes and held his daughter’s hand and said, "My dang fee will be paid back this month. Did not pay"...

The IQ of the funder is not online, and I don’t know how to make so much money, but I can call the helicopter with weapons on a phone call.

DJ went to the wrong place all the time. I felt that I was going to participate in China hip-hop, and I could have a free style anytime, anywhere.

The ex-wife played soy sauce all the way and didn’t play against Li Bingbing, but she shuddered to persuade her ex-husband to say, “You hurry up and have a good relationship with her, because this is a co-production film. In case she withdraws, we have to speak Chinese with Da Tiantian.” ...

Meiying, Li Bingbing’s daughter, is the best in the film. Every time her mother dies, she always looks like "I am afraid to say goodbye to her this time." Then she sees her mother radiating the protagonist's brilliance and coming back. Face "Don't worry, there will be another time." After all, I am 8 years old and know everything.

The megalodon was very aggrieved and was doing well at home. Suddenly someone took a flashlight to his house and blasted a hole in the ceiling of his house. He wanted to chase it out and see who else, hiccup! Two brothers killed one! The other one got angry and thought hey, what's the matter with Nima, I’ll catch up and see if I’m a little hungry, here’s all food, I eat something first, and then I was killed by neng... (Megatooth???)

And I’m really curious, what brand of popsicle is the fat son who bought the red girl? After staying outside Sanya for so long, is it all lost? ? ?

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Extended Reading

The Meg quotes

  • [first lines]

    Jonas Taylor: [on radio] Look at the sonar. Let me know what you find.

    D'Angelo: So far nothing new, my friend. It just keeps getting worse.

  • Dr. Minway Zhang: Since 1875 we've all believed the Mariana Trench was the deepest place on Earth. I've had a theory that we think is the bottom might actually be a layer if hydrogen sulfide. Beneath that cloud, and a freezing cold thermocline there could be a completely different world.

    Jack Morris: Wow.

    Suyin: The Origin is about to see if my father is right. If there is warm water below, that means we're going to be the first to see it.

    Jack Morris: And what if you're wrong?

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Then you have wasted $1.3 billion.

    Jack Morris: [laughs] You're kidding. He's kidding, right?