The Deep Sea Shark Fort is newly listed and has now joined the KFC luxury lunch.
"Megalodon" can be understood as a sequel to "Jurassic World 2." Mossara went to Korea to undergo plastic surgery and became a megalodon to continue harming mankind. But don't worry, after all, we still have Wang Dalu and Beiye.
The story begins in 2013. Guo Da and his friends came to a place 10,000 meters below sea level to find a deep-sea essence that can treat hair loss.
Unexpectedly, the friends were attacked by unknown creatures, perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, or even the Dragon King of the East China Sea and Prime Minister Tortoise.
Guo Da made a strong ideological struggle between hair and life, and finally reluctantly chose the latter.
The thought that he had worked so hard and still failed to save his hair, Guo Da was desperate, and since then he has changed himself. The sketches are no longer performed, and the Spring Festival Gala is also not on.
Until 5 years later, all this finally ushered in a turning point.
Scientists at the Shenli Research Station received such a text message:
I am SpongeBob. I accidentally got trapped in the depths of the ocean. If you rescue me, in return, I invite you to eat spicy crayfish for free for a lifetime.
However, when scientists came to the bottom of the sea, they discovered that it was a scam, and colleagues had to ask Guo Da to come out.
Guo Da said to a colleague: At first you wanted to separate, and then separate. Now you want to coax me back with true love?
Seeing Guo Da playing a big name, his colleagues had to use a box of Bawang anti-hair loss shampoo as a reward, and finally convinced Guo Da.
And Su Yin hurriedly drove the submarine to save people, which made Guo Da very depressed: Do you think my task is too easy and want to increase the difficulty for me? So now I will not only save them but also you.
Regardless of Su Yin's silly appearance, she is actually the smartest. She is to provide Guo Da with a heroic opportunity to save the United States. She had long been attracted to Guo Da but was too embarrassed to say it, so it was a scheming girl to get Guo Da to chase her back in this way.
Under normal circumstances, Guo Da went into the sea immediately, and Su Yin spent half an hour putting on makeup before going into the sea.
But in fact, it was Su Yin who put on makeup in minutes, and Guo Da was late in order to fix his hairstyle. This detail fully reflects the director's innovative spirit and unconventional quality.
It seems that a fight between Guo Da and Megalodon is inevitable.
This story tells us: diving can be beaten.
Guo Da is indeed smart, and extremely smart.
He saw that the megalodon was about to attack Su Yin. With a thought, he turned on his VIVO soft light dual camera, illuminating your beauty, and instantly became the focus of the audience. It successfully attracted the attention of the megalodon and saved Su. Yinhe scientist.
Among the trapped scientists was a Japanese brother. He once watched a movie called "Raise Your Hands". In the movie, Guo Da's act of hanging and beating the Japanese army once became a shadow of his childhood.
Seeing Guo Da came, the Japanese brother was so frightened that he quit on his own.
Donor, you admit the wrong head!
Just when everyone thought they were out of danger, Su Yin's daughter Mei Ying saw a huge shark.
Asking Guo Da to deal with it is really looking for the right person. After all, it is so powerful that it can only be restrained by a bald head.
It turned out that the megalodon knew that diving would be beaten and had to float up and make a bubble.
But it was too late, and the group owner decided to remove the professional diving professional from the group chat, but the problem now is that there are tens of thousands of members in the group, and they can't find it at all. They must find a way to install a tracker for it.
Guo Da immediately raised three hands and three legs in favor, because he heard that the tracker was installed from an indescribable part. This process is simply a benefit.
Guo Da said: Do you need toothpicks?
Immediately he took out a toothpick and pierced the megalodon, and after the piercing, he lifted his pants and left.
Megalodon was unhappy: "You scumbag, you are so irresponsible, you just lifted your pants and refused to admit it when you were finished." So he started chasing Guo Da frantically.
Knowing that Guo Da used to be a British national diving team athlete, I was not particularly surprised when I saw him swimming in a competition with megalodons.
Guo Da: At that time, the row of teeth was only 0.01 cm away from me, but after a quarter of the incense sticks, the owner of that row of teeth will completely fall in love with me.
However, Guo Da and the megalodon passed by, and the two wiped them back and forth and there was no spark of love. After all, there was no destiny.
It turned out that Guo Da was just playing with the feelings of the megalodon. He made the megalodon fall in love with him, and then rejected it: You are a good fish, but we are not suitable.
Megalodon was very discouraged. He has been single since he was born. Finally, a strong man dived for 10,000 meters just to meet him. He thought it was true love, but the other party only regarded him as a friend.
I heard that there is a high chance of having an Aventure in Sanya. In desperation, Megalodon decided to try his luck in Sanya.
What's so great about going to Sanya? If you dare to go to Guangdong, you are guaranteed to be made into a deep-sea shark castle the next day. Now you have joined the KFC luxury package.
At this time, John Wick was having a wedding with his lover, and their dog was accidentally eaten by a megalodon.
The bride quickly said: You ruined my wedding.
The death of the dog will ruin the entire wedding. Are you marrying the dog?
John Wick couldn't sit still, and he rushed towards the megalodon when he lifted the 30-meter sword: You can kill me, but you can't kill my dog.
When the megalodon saw this, he was so scared that he vomited the dog out quickly, and John Wick stopped it.
The scene of the newlyweds getting married makes the megalodon feel emotional, and reminds it of Guo Da, so it decides to go back to him.
The megalodon wanted the Overlord to bow hard and cook the rice to cook mature rice. It forced to play with Guo Da and shake the boat. As a result, the movement was so loud that the whole ship shook.
Guo Da turned a blind eye to the megalodon and went to save Dr. Zhang instead. He saved Su Yin first, then Mei Ying and Dr. Zhang, basically saving Su Yin's family.
The Megalodon Overlord's actions of forcibly bowing, cooking rice to cook mature rice, and forcibly playing with Guo Da's boat shock made Guo Da very angry, furious, and full of anger.
No, the action of "Rushing into the Crown" is too difficult for him, so let's change it to "Filling Righteous Indignation".
Guo Da was furious and filled with righteous indignation. He suddenly remembered that he had watched a TV series called "Huan Zhu Ge Ge". He imitated Rong Rong's needle on the megalodon, took out his toothpick and slashed it on the megalodon. Long opening.
In the end, Guo Da didn't forget to pretend to be a force, and directly blinded the 24K titanium alloy dog eyes of Megalodon.
Megalodon said: I stayed well on the bottom of the sea, but somehow I was killed. I provoke someone, is it wrong for me to sleep?
"The Megalodon" is really a poignant love story. The megalodon fell in love with the male protagonist but was rejected, but it still persists and depends on life and death. However, the male protagonist was heart-hearted, cold-blooded and merciless, and eventually killed it.
Subsequently, Guo Da decided to date Su Yin, seeking the psychological shadow of Guo Da's ex-wife.
At the end of the story, Guo Da invited Su Yin to join the Speeding Family, but Su Yin refused. After all, joining the Speeding Family must shave his head.
In 2018, Jing Tian beat a monster, Johnson beat a giant crocodile, Chris Pratt beat a dinosaur, Jason Statham beat a megalodon... The monster said that he was really pitiful, and his only role was to be beaten. .
In this regard, the monsters have said that the culprit is the monster fucking: You know that I was destined to be beaten by humans when I was born, why are you still giving birth to me?
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