The appearance of some women always brings joy; while some women leave, the joy comes. I have both. Husbands like me to come, wives long for me to go.
Leave through the back door, you can't enter through the front door in the future. As a lady comes, she goes. 【A lady always leaves the way she came.】
Every summer the beaches of Italy are crowded with well-known rich men, and I have no money and notoriety. Similar to them. 【famous and rich—infamous and poor】
One closed, the other opened. But sometimes that's not the door you want.
- How many times have you been divorced? three times? Four times?
-Polygamy.
- Polygamy means having several wives at the same time.
- Monogamy also works.
-Marriage is based on mutual misunderstanding/deception. 【misunderstanding/deception】
- Men are not content with just having one woman.
-A man is happy with any woman. - As long as he doesn't love her.
People are not good or bad, only charming or boring. If I am the latter, I sincerely apologize.
The best way to keep a promise is to never promise.
Men should never give jewelry to their wives, because they will make her wonder what their husbands are giving to their mistresses.
Americans are everywhere, and they don't seem to have experienced the Great Depression at all. They're not shopping, they're shopping, and they're still talking so loudly. [Italians complain about American tourists here, it sounds a bit familiar]
Consider another country that has evolved from barbarism to depression, but has not yet developed a civilization. [Continue to complain about the United States]
Marriage is a heavy burden for two people, and sometimes a third person is needed to help them relax. 【Marital bliss is a great burden to place on two people; sometimes a third person is needed to lighten the load.】
I like people more than discipline. Those who have no morals are better.
- She wants your money.
- what's wrong with that? Money is my best thing. Old, fat, and brainless, with nothing but a stack of silver papers.
Whenever someone agrees with me, I'm sure I'm wrong.
Barely unhappy, ignorance is a blessing.
Health is important, but ignorance is the key, too much knowledge is doomed to failure.
There is nothing simpler and purer than the love of food.
I've had too many romantic romances in the past, and they all ended badly.
When I think about marriage, I think of a room, a room with no windows, a room with no windows at all. I finally got up and the rooms were smaller than yesterday. At first you don't notice it because it's a slow process. gradually. . . Until one day you wake up and find that the room is too small to turn around and breathe, and want to leave as soon as possible. .
Ordinary women cry, beautiful women go shopping. 【Crying is the refuge of plain women. Pretty women go shopping.】
Women don't believe in women, men don't believe in women, and no one believes in women. like the relationship between hinduism and catholicism
Saints have a past, sinners have a future. 【Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future.】
Do you know why people call it an altar? Because marriage is like a sacrifice. 【You know why they call it an altar. It's where they make human sacrifices.】
- If we're really going to be together, you can't always be like this.
-how?
- Always ask, ask, ask [what, when, why]. Sometimes I don't even understand myself, let alone explain it to others. 【I can't always explain myself to myself, let alone anyone else.】
-Very good, no pressure anymore. Nine times out of ten, men don't really want to know why, they just feel obligated to know.
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