This is the story of a foolish Virgin who secretly adopted an alien monster and then harmed friends and neighbors

Allen 2022-03-21 09:02:09

This is the story of a stupid Madonna who secretly adopted an alien monster and then harmed friends and neighbors. The alien monster he adopted crushed the hands of his classmates, and he didn’t blame and taught the monster son at all. Killing the monster son, she even blames her husband who is a little bit smarter than her. Only mentally handicapped screenwriters and directors can make up such mentally handicapped heroines. Movies that fool the audience like this are ultimately self-inflicted and harming themselves.

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  • [first of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]

    The Big T: The mainstream media as usual tries to sell you all a load of BULLSHIT!

    [second of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]

    The Big T: Just like that half-man/half-sea creature capsizing fishing vessels in the South China Sea. Like what we were just talking about last week. Some kind of witch-woman who chokes people out with ropes and cords. They are all out there, they are all waiting, and they're all GONNA EAT A FUCKING BREAKFAST UNLESS WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING!

  • Merilee McNichol: Brandon, do you feel bad about what you did to Caitlyn?

    Brandon Breyer: [hesitating] You know, sometimes, when bad things happen to people, it's for a good reason.

    [Merilee is shocked and Brandon is emotionless]

    Merilee McNichol: Brandon, part of my job is to update the school and update your mom on your progress and let them know if you are showing any growth or remorse. And I, I can't take it easy on you because... you're my family.

    [Brandon remains unmoved]

    Merilee McNichol: Brandon, I'm giving you an opportunity to talk to me. I'm supposed to update the sheriff tomorrow and I have to be honest with him.

    [Brandon breathes heavily in anger]