Under the package of feelings, there is a lump of stinky and rotten shit

Ashtyn 2022-04-06 09:01:07

A few days ago, I borrowed a friend's mobile hard disk to copy the files, and I saw the video of the Naruto theatrical version on the hard disk and took a copy. I don’t know if I didn’t take a closer look. It turns out that the TV version of Naruto has been completed for almost two and a half years. I only recently heard that Gintama is about to end. Time flies really fast. Also good for the meal.

"Naruto: The Final Chapter" can be said to be a supplement to Naruto's emotional line that is not described in detail in the TV version and comics. I think CP fans should be looking forward to this work, but unfortunately, I probably prefer Naruto , maybe that's the case. I think my evaluation of this theatrical version is more objective and neutral. It's understandable to sell feelings, but can the production team take a snack?

1. Sloppy main storyline

The story tells that in order to subdue the ten tails, the immortal Liudao divided its chakra into nine tailed beasts, and used the earth-bombing star to throw its body from the outside world into the moon, and let his younger brother (referred to as Liuxian for short). Brother) stationed on the moon to ensure that the ten tails would not be resurrected. The sixth brother prospered while stationed on the moon, gave birth to an entire tribe, and established countless cities.

When Madara Uchiha used ninjutsu to steal the outsider golem from the moon to the earth, and successfully resurrected the ten tails, the Sixth Brother tribe had a disagreement. Because of the constant chakra disputes taught by the Six Paths, the people on the top should go down to the earth to destroy the world created by the Six Paths. The family believes that everyone has taken root on the moon, so they should live well. As for the things on the earth, let him go with the flow. .

The two factions disagreed, and it evolved into a war. In the end, after paying a heavy price for the separation, they made a natural eye weapon and finally slaughtered the family. Only the big wooden barrel Shiren was left in the separation. Shiren decided to practice his father. The last wish, let the natural eye drive the moon to crash into the earth and destroy the world created by the six realms.

So here comes the question, since Sheren already has natural eyes and enough power to drive the moon, why did he come to the earth to negotiate with the Japanese and ask for cooperation? I seem to be watching this episode when I was looking for Uchiha Itachi Yes, but what's the point?

The natural eye weapon Shiren possesses has enormous power. Why does he have to awaken the natural eye by himself, which is obviously enough to drive the moon to destroy the earth, why do you need so much power? What's even more ridiculous is that your natural eyes are made up of a bunch of white eyes, why do you have to use Hana's eyes? Could it be that the blood of the descendants of the sixth brother's family is not as pure as the Hyuga family after a complicated marriage on earth? ? Then I really want to know how many harems did the sixth brother bring when he was stationed on the moon?

2. In order to supplement the movie of Mingchu's emotional line, it is impossible to explain this relationship.

In the original TV version, there were many depictions of Hinata who liked Naruto. For example, in the ninja academy, Iruka asked everyone to write about the people who want to spend the last day together at the end of the world. For example, during the Chunin exam, Naruto When people were injured, Hinata blushed and sent trauma medicine. For example, during the battle against Payne, Naruto fell to the ground after being defeated. In the face of an enemy with disparity in strength, Hinata had to desperately rescue Naruto.

But in the long TV version of the plot, Naruto has been ardently pursuing Sakura, and has never revealed his feelings to Hinata. In my imagination, when the two come together, Hinata should confess, like The TV version of 385 said the same thing, "For Naruto, I'm not afraid to face Payne, because as long as there is Naruto, I'm not afraid of death, that's how I like you!". Here Naruto pursued Sakura to no avail, while Hinata succeeded in chasing Naruto. This is the plot I have been looking forward to for a long time, but what I saw in this theatrical version was the opposite result. Naruto confesses to Hinata.

It's not about sexism, I hope the woman will chase after it, but in the ten-year-long TV version of the plot, Naruto's emotional foreshadowing for Hinata is too little, even if it is dedicated to this two-hour theatrical version. Not being able to recall anything, Naruto confessed to Hinata, but he never made it clear why Naruto liked Hinata and how he liked it.

In the theatrical version, there is also a very important symbolic item that connects the two, the scarf. To be honest, the setting of the scarf is very forcible.

Let's talk about the scarf that Kushina left to Naruto. This was discovered many years after Yuan Fei's death, when Konoha Maru was sorting out his belongings, and Jiu Xinnai died more than ten years before Yuan Fei's death. Why did Yuan Fei not hand over the scarf after Jiu Xinnai's death? To Naruto, why was Konoha Maru able to see at a glance from Yuan Fei's relic that it was the relic left by Kushina to Naruto after so many years? Deliberately arranging a real and fake scarf just to show the plot that Hinata is jealous and dare not ask, it can be said that it is a dog-blooded routine of the starting point of the Internet ten years ago.

Let's talk about the scarf Hinata Ori gave to Naruto. In the original TV version, Hinata was bullied in the summer, and Naruto tried to stop him. Although he was beaten, he left a deep impression on Hinata. I have to say that in the theatrical version, the scene was restored as much as possible. Even the bullying little fat man had the same ironic word "ren" written on his clothes, changing summer to winter.

It took so much writing and ink to elicit the scarf as a token of love, but you must know that in the TV version and in the comics, the two have almost never been connected because of the scarf. It was just forcibly arranged for this theatrical version. If you want me to be Author, if I want to choose a token of love, I would rather choose the trauma ointment that Naruto gave to Naruto during the Hinata Chunin exam.

3. Other shoddy production details

Fall down - apply ointment - fall out of kunai, embarrassing three consecutive times.

When the Naruto team was investigating the Moon Town, Naruto was entangled in spider silk and fell in a fancy way. He couldn't reach the injured part on his back, so Hinata helped to apply the ointment. After applying the ointment, he put it back into the trauma medicine. Hanabi's Kunai just fell out of her backpack.

Naruto, who had fought against countless powerful enemies, was actually defeated by spider silk, and his back was seriously injured by a small bug. He couldn't reach him according to the effective routine, shouldn't he use the shadow clone to help himself apply medicine, and completely forcibly arranged a role for Hinata, which was extremely embarrassing. When Hinata put back the ointment, the Kunu fell out of the backpack. I dragged it back and forth 10 times with the computer to slow down. Animated films are so crudely made that it's terrifying.

The Hinata I know is the ninja Hinata, not the weaver.

Hinata was completely incapacitated in the theatrical version. Apart from using her white eyes to detect the enemy's situation (completely useless), I can't even remember the scene where she used ninjutsu. There was a small explosion and she was directly picked up by Princess Naruto. Even the most basic evasion moves are too lazy to draw, this is not weakening Hinata's ninja ability at all, it is simply vilifying the ninja profession.

Forget the princess hug, the one-handed princess hug is too TM too much, I have to continue to play the turtle qigong with one hand to learn the super saiyan flying is the most showy, after seeing this scene, I am determined to make this movie Can't exceed 2 stars, it's just outrageous.

The Edo-era style that the author has been struggling to maintain is completely wiped out.

Naruto is a work in an overhead world, but no matter in the TV version or in the comics, I can see that the author is trying his best to maintain the style of the Edo period. Even if there are modern items such as mobile phones and locomotives that occasionally appear in the works, they only occupy a lot of space. small role.

Even communication has always used scrolls. Later, due to the needs of the ninja war, it was changed to let the sensory ninja communicate with the human brain through the device, so what is this TV, it can't maintain a unified style and use the previous communication equipment. Want something original?

Even in the Ninja World War, more new weapons are needed to fight against Uchiha Madara, and some strange weapons have been made. I can still accept the chakra cannon. It’s okay to blast the earth with one shot, but this split star world Is gun precision guidance a bit too much?

Enemy puppets will wave like Saiyans, but what do you tell this future turret TM is? I pulled back and watched this picture several times for fear of misunderstanding.

Other bosses who were killed with one punch, zero-point fight scenes, Naruto's mouth to escape aliens, etc. will not say, if you have to spit every noise, I am afraid that you will have to write a paper of tens of thousands of words.

To sum up, the whole film wanted to sell feelings to supplement Ming Chu's emotional line. At first, it didn't pay attention to the logic of the plot. Under the sloppy plot, there were countless shoddy details, which gave people a sense of embarrassment of forced arrangement. This movie has to spend money in theaters to watch it, and I really regret it. Except for the words "Naruto", it is useless garbage.

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