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Deshawn 2021-11-30 08:01:27
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Chrisann Brennan: What's the matter with you?
Steve Jobs: What's the matter with *you*? Why are you telling her these things? Why are you still telling her I'm her father?
Chrisann Brennan: A judge told her you're her father...
Steve Jobs: No, he didn't.
Chrisann Brennan: And where the hell do you get off telling "Time Magazine" that I've slept with 28% of the men in America.
Steve Jobs: That's not remotely...
Chrisann Brennan: Where do you get off?
Steve Jobs: That's not remotely what I said.
Chrisann Brennan: [picks up the magazine] It's right here.
Steve Jobs: First of all, can I tell you something about "Time Magazine"? I believe it's a training facility for paid assassins.
Chrisann Brennan: "Jobs insists," -- I'm quoting.
Steve Jobs: I didn't invent math.
Chrisann Brennan: "'28% of the male population of the United States could be the father.'"
Steve Jobs: I wasn't saying you've slept with 28% of American men, I was using an algorithm based on the blood test which said there was a 94.1% chance that I'm the father.
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Steve Jobs: What the hell cam a one-month-old do that's so bad his parents give him back?
John Sculley: Nothing. There's nothing a one-month-old can do.