After a long journey, I finally returned to my genuine home with 70 yuan of illegal intellectual property products. Playing the disc, according to the arrangement and combination of the four channels, they are all in the Mandarin version, and you know that something is not good.
Out of anger, I called Du Qifeng: Lao Du, someone in Tianhe × Street sells your underworld pirated CDs, what do you think? ! Eight o'clock, have the backbone!
On the other end, the phone clapped to the ground.
In the evening, at eight o'clock, Guangzhou has a backbone restaurant. Du Qifeng arrived.
I faintly spit out a smoke ring and asked: Lao Du, have you brought the Hong Kong version?
Old Du said tremblingly: I know, Boss, it was already two o'clock when I received your call, only six hours, not enough time to go back to Hong Kong!
I was furious and slapped the table: two hours to go, two hours to come back, and two more hours to eat for you to pick up girls, do you think it's enough! ? After he finished speaking, he threw the DVD player over.
Lao Du's knees are shaking soso: it's too late for a visa!
I grabbed the computer and threw it over again: I saw you in Tsim Sha Tsui last week!
Old Du retreated softly.
...
At twelve o'clock in the evening, on a certain road from Hong Kong to Shenzhen, there was a great ride. I saw the horse number "Guangdong SB250" hanging on the horse's butt, and the FM105.2 traffic channel was constantly playing in the horse's mouth. Du Qifeng clenched the bit of the horse, and kept urging the mad horse below: You run for me! Boss, I have to be there at two in the morning!
Galloping, Du Qifeng suddenly remembered something, he took out a box from his arms and pointed it to the horse's ear. Ma'er listened with a solemn expression, and an ancient text burst out from his mouth: "As long as the property entrusted by the brothers, be sure to do your best and give it your life! If there are people who hide it, they will die under ten thousand swords!" Even beasts know this. It is Heliansheng, the gang that has been the foundation of life for a hundred years!
An empty Cantonese SB250 on horseback scurried away with a piece of money in his hand, and Du's figure was hidden deep in the alley...
At two o'clock in the morning, I was calmly cooking instant noodles, a slight steam drifted in the room, a warm feeling. Who would have thought that this is the home of the new and Liansheng boss!
A hurricane of hooves stopped at the door, with a final neigh. I opened the door gracefully and saw a horse carrying a delicate box. Open it up, it's a hardcover version of the underworld Hong Kong version, plus tidbits and a director's commentary! Du Qifeng really did not dare to neglect, and recorded the narration version for me on the horseback. I laughed and remembered what I said to him at the beginning of taking office: "I've already helped you with the chicken... If you have money, everyone will make money! Two years later, I will do my best to support you!" I still remember his fierce ideological struggle. , at the red light intersection, he wanted to go and stayed. Now, the generation of heroes in Tsim Sha Tsui is finally under my control!
Ring the bell to call Gu Tian Le Poma. The horse whisked its tail gently and quietly found a parking place to sleep.
At four o'clock in the morning, only one light was on in the DVD shop, and Lao Du was sitting in the center, his face flickering. The owner of the DVD shop told the bodyguards of the Women's Army to back away, walked into the disc shop alone, and said arrogantly, "To Qifeng, you have achieved today's achievements, I can't help but say that I supported you!"
There was no weariness on Lao Du's face. When I was not there, he returned to his heroic demeanor: Stop talking nonsense with me, give you some time, and get me out of Tianhe! Although his words were fierce, his expression was actually refined.
The boss turned his body slightly to Lao Du's side: Lao Du, it's not me who said that, working under that boy's subordinates has wronged you.
Lao Du's eyes became lonely, and he shrugged: No way, who couldn't compete with him at that time...
The owner of the disc store said: Well, this store can make 8 million a year, half of us. You call Brother Fan, and we'll deal with him tonight.
There was a gleam of ambition in Lao Du's eyes. He slowly picked up the phone...
When I received the call from Lao Du, I just finished eating a bowl of beef noodles. With 30% eggs added to the noodles, it tastes very tender and nutritious. Now I am more and more satisfied with the timing and temperature of my own cooking. I used to say with confidence that managing a society is like cooking a small fish, but now, cooking small noodles is like managing a society. Both are equally difficult inside and easy outside, and equally handy. After wiping my mouth, I smiled and walked to the disc store.
Walking into the disc store, out of the corner of his eyes was a figure of the Women's Army hiding in the dark. I laughed. Because I saw Lao Du sitting in the middle of the disc store, his face uncertain.
I walked into the store without hesitation, waited for my eyes to adjust to the darkness, and found the owner of the disc store hiding in the dark part of the store. When it was too late, Lao Du jumped up from his seat and raised his hands suddenly...
"Hahaha, boss, your girls are finished, I called the police..." It was Lao Du's voice. I saw his hands resting on the iron gate and pulled down. When the iron gates were three-quarters closed, the boss saw from the cracks that the police were like magic soldiers descending from the sky, slaughtering all the girls. The three of us are locked in the iron gate, and Lao Du and the boss, the power ratio is 2 to 1, and the winner has been decided!
Lao Du raised the legs of the stool...no one would know what happened here...
considering the scale of film censorship, omitting the details of violence. But what can be revealed is that we all have words in our mouths. What Du Qifeng said was: "I told you to sell my pirated copies, I told you to sell my pirated copies..." and my mouth was: "TMD, I used to admire you for selling pirated copies, but now you actually package the mainland version. Sell the Hong Kong version to me..."
Vision: A group of police officers surrounded the women's army. Lao Du and I walked out of the DVD shop with ease through the back door, and took the Crazy Horse and left the scene calmly. While riding, Lao Du hung up on Liu Zhenwei: Come and clean up the house for me. After Lao Du finished speaking, he hung up the phone and said to me, "Liu, this guy is hard to be a big boss. He is only assigned to me to clean the battlefield. Look at the piece of garbage he made recently, haha, what a joke..." I said: "I think Chen Kaige is also qualified to clean up..." The
night was coming to an end, and the sky was slightly white. Lao Du and I stood on the top floor of the Science and Trade Building, looking at the lights of thousands of homes in Tianhenan. With a cigar in his mouth, Old Du smiled smugly, put his arms around my shoulders, and said half frivolously, half ingratiatingly, "Brother Fan, if it wasn't for you, I would still be hanging out in Tangxia! How could I imagine that I would be able to enter the station today? Tianhenan! Haha, you're right, everyone earns money together..." I laughed deeply...
and Liansheng's business is booming.
On a windy and rainy weekend, To Qifeng and I were fishing by the reservoir. Du Qifeng did not catch a fish for a long time. Although he threw the float rod into the water again and again, I know that his mind was not on the fishing rod.
Sure enough, he got straight to the point: Boss, I heard that the Naked Kids Club chose two bosses at the same time, I think it's pretty good! If one fails, the other one can be topped. Linger said, China Southern Airlines has two more captains! Two is not too much, there are five bosses in Fuwa Club.
I smiled: I know what you mean, but the old people will not agree.
He jumped up: these old ghosts, they are not pleasing to the eye, it is time to retire! Boss, the power of the two of us, can't we still weigh these old ghosts?
I smiled and nodded: do it, do it.
Lao Du laughed and danced: Boss, that's it! Tomorrow, I'll talk to Deng Bo! Haha, tomorrow!
Before he could finish his words, he was smashed to the ground by a stone. The second stone followed. Blood flowed from nostrils and ears. The fishing rod fell to the ground, and the blood flowed down the rod, drop by drop, into the reservoir.
He never dreamed that the person who smashed him was me, who kept running the regiment with morality. Hmph, everyone thinks that I never touch blood on my hands, and I only rely on extraordinary courage and driving ability to walk the rivers and lakes, but they don't know that I'm not cruel, and I don't take the sword, how can I be the boss? ! This time, all I want is surprise. It was the first time in my life that I killed someone, and no one could have imagined this move. Smash him to death, and I'll get rid of my worries! The era of Heliansheng that belongs to me completely is coming!
Suddenly, several people wearing red armbands rushed out of the grass and surrounded me...
(Damn it! According to the plot arrangement, shouldn't I escape safely? Shouldn't I be my boss at ease? Take a step back and say, Don't I have eyeliner in the police station? Isn't the sheriff the third head of our society? Besides, if anyone wearing red armbands can get us down, what's the history of Liansheng for more than 100 years?)
I have been a young and dangerous boy for 33 years, and today I am finally confused... When I was handcuffed, I shouted in grief and indignation: "It's wrong, it's against common sense, it's illogical, it affects the viewing ability..."
I was ignored.
It is said that after I was arrested, Du Qifeng came back to life again, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the audience, reciting a paragraph "On the Personal Cultivation of Xinhe Liansheng Party Members", and nakedly instigated people not to do bad things when they were young, otherwise When you get old, you will be punished... The audience at the cinema all vomited...
After I entered, according to rumors in the world, John To has cooperated with the police, and he will launch a version that is more aggressive than pirated versions of each play in the future: Mainland censorship Version.
That's right, it's the legendary mainland censored version! It is characterized by the fact that whether it is the underworld godfather or the deeply hidden undercover police officer, he will be arrested by the police who came to hear the news at the last moment without exception.
Since then, there has been blood and blood on the rivers and lakes, and everyone's color has changed.
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