childlike popcorn movie

Jess 2022-03-20 09:02:13

After watching it, my head is full of wtf

The villain Saber did not know that he was destroying the world at the end, and the whitewashing effect was excellent;

The FBI said that if you catch a mouse, you will catch a mouse, and if you chase a car until it explodes, you are so persistent that you don’t know what to do with it;

If you say it's an ordinary rat, you'll be frank. It doesn't make a lot of sense, and it doesn't explain the owner's emotions. Just a few simple sentences look like a dead NPC;

The confidence of raising the "gene product" theory that has been brainwashed for many years has been shattered, and the mice from the pet store will be rebuilt in a few seconds, as if nothing else, this chicken soup is awesome;

The mole didn't even say to look for it after throwing it in the trash can. The word "partner" said that he would vomit, but apart from the three hamsters who seemed to have a bit of a co-worker relationship, the mole was just like being torn apart, and it was estimated that there was not enough time to find it;

The FBI has been undercover for two years and can't get a pda, not even a few mice;

The FBI boss said that you can't even touch a mouse if you catch it, and the villain sent a rat extermination team to throw it at the pet store in a few seconds;

The villain mole has to use a Chinese name yanshu, and the villain saber aspires to be the world's No. 1 electrical appliance dealer, even yanshu is located in Beijing without knowing it in his basement.

Mole has been planning the whole drama for so long, and he has a family feud. As soon as he destroyed a Saber's yard and half of it was destroyed, Darwin used chicken soup to persuade him to quit. He regretted it to death. Darwin's chicken soup logic really opened my eyes. "You It doesn't matter if the family is cold, we are still alive, look how good kendall is to us"

emmmmm, the whole family's demise background is still brewing for more than 100 minutes, so regret it? ! Is it good for you from your death to when you grow up so big? You didn't hesitate in the middle, but at the end you suddenly found out in conscience? What's more, from the mole's point of view, it's not wrong at all, right? Resentment for revenge, revenge for revenge

The person who speaks ill of this film must be an adult, it must be difficult for a strong man

Oh? If you shoot it, I will comment, and I will say that your plot is illogical, if you say it is a turning point, you will turn around, and the plot will advance bluntly. Even though Disney has excluded Chinese domestic infant horizontal films, can I not say it? Can you tell stories by taking pictures for children? Abruptly stabbed you with a pole, but if you didn't hit the point, you had to say "you're taller than you"? Can you just stare at the cuteness and close your eyes when you shoot it for children?

I won't say that children watch this film, but the people who write and watch the review can't be children under the age of ten, right?

To be reasonable, cuteness is justice and cannot be abused

Our audience is also very coaxing

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G-Force quotes

  • Hurley: [running on the street during the Jerry Bruckheimers Films logo] Hey, Slow down!

  • Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

    Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.

    [Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

    Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

    Hurley: Roll down the window.

    Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!