When I woke up at noon, I was very depressed. I always felt that the air pressure was too low and my chest was short of breath, so my big face was flushed red. I soaked myself in the bathtub tossing and turning, trying to fall asleep and couldn't sleep, my whole body was sore and sore, as if I had done heavy physical work last night. Then I remembered that I watched "killing me softly" last night.
This memory made me instantly indignant.
Baba's 40-minute ride was originally aimed at Chen Kaige. At first I heard that "Kill Me" was a big hit at the French box office, and I thought to myself, why is the taste of the French audience getting lower every year? What a sigh! Later, I heard that it is very popular in Japan. I thought, Asians are better able to understand Asians. Even if he shoots all Western scenes, referred to as Western Scenes; he uses all Western actors, referred to as Westerners, but he is directed by Asians after all!
So, I devoutly dug this DVD out of a pile of D5 discs and took it home. Before watching it, I told people proudly that I am going to watch "Kill Me Gently". The intention is to show off how elegant I admire the style, how extraordinary the culture is, and so on. So, sitting upright, at 1:00 in the morning, with sleepy eyes open, barely holding back the secret mentality of enjoying a lustful show, pressed the PLAY button.
From the very beginning, the master's demeanor was undisguised in front of my eyes. Cow! It is an extraordinary intention to overlap the scene of making love among the snowy mountains! Then there was an avalanche and people fell. I thought again, ah, this must be a sexual innuendo! Then, I saw my favorite beauty, HEATHER GRAHAM, I like her dirty clothes in "From Hell". Next, she met that man, Adam, on the street. Alice's smile hit her waist with love, beautiful, beautiful!
But, but...then I don't understand...
The plot says that Alice is a biochemical scientist, so I thought it was a story about biochemical weapons. Of course, love entanglements are inevitable, but it must have something to do with spies and counter spies. The plot of the thief stealing Alice's wallet must have been arranged by Adam and the others. Adam is actually a terrorist. It can be seen from the way he beat the thief that the fundamental reason why he wanted to beat the thief into a pig's head must be because he was afraid that the thief would leak his tongue and reveal his plan. Definitely is! But after reading more than half of it, I didn't realize that Alice was a biochemical scientist. But I think this must be because of the master's handwriting. If a person like me can guess the master's mind, then wouldn't I become a master? So, I secretly blamed myself for disrespecting the master, and watched with enthusiasm Alice and Adam running on the hillside, the wedding dress floating behind them... It was like an MTV scene, and I couldn't help but think about it.
The part where Alice changed her clothes after the angel idol, because of the music, made me very nervous. Every time Adam made a move, I thought to myself, it's on... it's on... Adam took out the camera and my heart skipped a beat, but he just took a picture of Alice. But I think Adam must later use this nude photo to blackmail Alice in order to get the bioweapon he needs. Adam stepped forward and hugged Alice, and I started to get excited. They're definitely going to have a MAKE LOVE in the cemetery, for sure! It's really exciting, and it's something that's usually done in porn. Winter, the wild, how exciting! However, I immediately realized that I was thinking very dirty and that I had insulted the master. Adam snapped a gun from his bag and aimed it at Alice. I'm nervous, start, start, Adam will definitely threaten Alice to hand over the core secret of a certain biological weapon, or kill her! I knew it, and I knew that in that small church, there were only two inexplicable old people as witnesses, and it was not a good thing! Their wedding is definitely not recognized! Right this time! An angel is just a symbol, just like John Woo's dove! That's right, for sure!
But I was still wrong, that gun was a flare gun!
I suddenly felt that I was a jerk, and why I couldn't correct my wrong thoughts all of the time, which proved that my taste was too vulgar to say. This thought made me feel very depressed when I continued to watch it.
Later, Alice and Adam became more and more strange. The inexplicable reporter suddenly told Alice that she had found some bad things about Adam and did not let Alice show it to others. I was excited again, this black female reporter is really a hero, she actually found out that Adam is a terrorist! However, the content of the fax made me dizzy again. What I love him, he hit me or something. Immediately it dawned on me that the mysterious thing on the DVD cover, the truth that Alice was trying to prove - Adam was a sadist!
This discovery made me very discouraged, it turns out that Adam is not a terrorist but a sadist!
Then I had to turn my energies to Adam's sister. I began to speculate that Adam's sister must be in an affair if she wasn't gay. At first I was 80% sure she was an infidel, she must be madly in love with her brother. But Alice was so pretty, she acted so ambiguous, and gave Alice a nice necklace, and I turned to be sure she was gay. Later, when Alice fled to her, I thought, I guessed wrong again, she turned out to be a good person!
Then when they found the body of Ya's ex-wife in the cemetery, I had given up on guessing. Whoever loves to be a good person is a good person, and Alice is definitely not a bad person anyway. But Alice remains nervous and inexplicably tense throughout the film. I have to wonder, is it possible that Alice suffers from masochistic paranoia? But that was just a momentary ignorant thought. Sure enough, it turns out that I guessed right, Adam's sister is really madly in love with her brother! But who killed Adam's ex-wife? I am depressed because this is going to be an eternal puzzle for me. I read the ending upside down three times, but I didn't understand who killed Adam's ex-wife? And the real killer of that mountaineering accident? And what happened to Alice's ex-boyfriend? Who is the woman who painted his house at his ex-boyfriend's house? Who the hell sent Alice those notes? Alice said what happened to Adam's ex-wife not dead...
So many mysteries are circling in my head, it's really painful! Watching the master's film is a kind of brainstorming!
Even so, I have to admit that the passion scene between Alice and Adam in the cabin is really good, fire, long silk, naked men and women, passion... Of course, although not as good as some tertiary movies I've seen more sensory stimulation. However, for the master, it is not easy to make these shots, and it is so beautiful, not only the actors are beautiful.
I think, probably this story is to tell us not to casually sleep with strangers. Even if he looks handsome and charming, don't! Because there's a good chance he's a sadist!
But not? I really feel fooled, watching this movie is so exhausting, did I insult the master, or did the master insult me?
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