Quotations

Henderson 2022-03-20 09:03:08

The Kalahari natives are the only people in the world who can live without surface water. Everything that happens in the Kalahari will be printed in the sand. Chico wondered why outsiders took the useless ivory and left the precious meat behind. I can get you to see all of Africa in half an hour. This thing (airplane) can fly after drinking? "Will they find us?" "Sooner or later." "How long?" "Maybe a day, maybe a week." As long as you don't mess with the lions, they won't attack you. "There's a coyote coveting me." "A coyote would drool." "How did you get down?" "How did you get up?" "The lion roars." As long as you're taller than the coyote, he dare not approach you. I only have one boot, how can I find you? I'd better look for boots first... "Under the Geneva Convention, prisoners of war must not be treated inhumanely, and violence must not be used against them." "Okay, stop, you can rest for 3 minutes." "You said you wouldn't be tortured. See." "Natives don't count." "Okay, okay, I'm your prisoner." "I don't want you useless prisoner!"

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The Gods Must Be Crazy II quotes

  • George: [with gun pointed in the least threateningly way at Xixo, Dr. Taylor, Dr. Stephen Marshall, and the two soldiers and says] All right, now. You people behave and nobody gets hurt.

    Dr. Stephen Marshall: [tucks his gun in his waistband and then hitches up his pants. Not surprisingly the tug causes the gun to go sliding down his pants]

    George: [gasps] Oh my God.

    [tries to carefully reach down and get his gun, but can't. He then starts to pull his pants down, but stops realizing that the victims, especially Dr. Stephen Marshall are curiously eyeballing him]

    George: [chuckles nervously and again tries reaching down his pants, but this time the gun goes off]

    George: [groaning painfully and in stupidity, as he falls to the ground] Ow.

    Dr. Stephen Marshall: [struggling his way over] Quick get his gun.

    [reaching up George's pant leg]

    George: [groaning] Oh, no. You mustn't do that. My boss will kill you.

    Dr. Ann Taylor: [gets it] Got it!

    [the four struggle towards the jeep, and Dr. Taylor calls out to Xixo]

    Dr. Ann Taylor: Mister, come with us.

    Xixo: [starts hobbling over]

    George: Wait, I wanna come too. He's gonna kill me.

  • Timi: [goes to where the boss is being held] Oky! Get out!

    [the boss does]

    George: How long will we get?

    Timi: I don't know. Maybe you'll get a year, but this bastard

    [pointing at boss]

    Timi: is going to sit for a long time.

    George: Geez, boss.