sucks!

Jeffery 2022-03-20 09:01:48

Word of advice: Don't go see this movie. It sucked. I can easily say it's the worst movie I've seen this year.

It just didn't live up to expectations. I thought it was going to be a treasure hunt movie, it wasn't. It started out with Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn looking for a battleship that was lost during the Civil War, but ended up with them going on an adventure to save the world from getting water poisoned. Oh, and Penelope Cruz is involved too. Her acting is just so bad... "Oh, DAAAMN-IT, my bag." in her super slow accented English was just too much for me to bear.

Dialogs are cheesy, nothing was believable, the villains had no bite, the good guys never get hurt no matter how dangerous the situation is, and everything that needs to happen just conveniently happened. OK, so all popcorn movies are like that, but this one is worse. The storyline was just not strong enough to draw me in; I was bored out of my mind half way through the film.

I wish I would've gone to watch "Fever Pitch" instead. :P

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  • Milo 2021-12-12 08:01:06

    Penelope Cruz, she's pretty, but why can't we avoid vulgarity in the end, always be better with the male protagonist?

  • Reggie 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    You can't watch movies in cinemas.

Sahara quotes

  • [Al, Dirk and Rudi are being chased in the Admiral's boat]

    Al Giordino: What do you think, Dirk?

    Dirk Pitt: Uh... I think we need to pull a Panama!

    Al Giordino: A Panama... a *Panama*?

    Admiral James Sandecker: [on the phone] A Panama? No! No Panama!

  • Dirk Pitt: We need to find that bomb.

    Al Giordino: No. I'll find the bomb. You get the girl.

    Dirk Pitt: ...Deal!