It's terribly bad

Dave 2021-11-28 08:01:20

It's been a long time since I didn't scold the street, and I couldn't help it after watching "The God of War". Scold!

1. I have no resistance to films involving Greek mythology, and I am more tolerant. Although the previous "War of the Gods" and "Percy Jackson and the Divine Fire Thief" were different, I still gave a good evaluation in the attitude of encouraging such themes. It can be said that it is very easy to get praise from me for movies involving Greek mythology. You only need to show some of the demeanor of the gods, and the story is basically smooth and ok.

2. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it! This NMD or "Scary God of War" really blew my eyes. What a mess of your mother.

3. Tell the story first, can your sister's story be any more boring? Isn't it enough to film such a handsome character and so many incidents of Theseus? I really don't understand how to make up such a silly story. Can this kind of bad B story arouse viewers' interest?

4. The behavior of the characters is illogical. Other movies have some plots that are not very logical. What about "Scary God of War"? Is there anything reasonable? Can those things like turtles be called gods? Can Zeus' actions be 2B better? Does the divine bow that has been nagging have anything to do with the story?

5. Character modeling! ! ! I'll forget it. I rub, this is Zeus? ! wipe! A bitter and bitter face, wearing your mother's gold pieces that are about to rust? I go. What kind of JB stuff does Poseidon carry on his head? Such a silly B shape is also worthy of being called Poseidon? ! I really don't know who the other little yellow people are. It seems that the one with thorns on his head is the sun god, so your mother is disgusting. Oh, yes, there are Titan gods, just like your mother's native African savages. How the hell did these trash shapes in trash come up with?

6. The scene is single and the setting is simple, not as exquisite as the general TV series. And the bragging special effects scene, why didn't I see it at all? Can you fuck a little bit more in the fighting scene? A few clown-like villains clashed around, with no sense of beauty and extremely boring.

7. Fortunately, I didn't go to the theater to see it. I almost went there. It was too much! Even so, I still feel very sorry for the 8 Yuan Dayang and 2 hours of time to buy the disc! This film really sucks. Stupid screenwriter, stupid director, is it so difficult to make a Greek mythology seriously?


ps: I really don't know how to scold the street, speak incoherently, and don't understand.

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Immortals quotes

  • Stavros: Hyperion's legions are gathering at Tartarus. That's where Hellenists will fall.

    Phaedra: That future's not set.

    Stavros: But likely. It'll be a slaughter.

    Phaedra: You have no faith.

    Dareios: Heathens.

    Stavros: That is true, Dareios. But not always. When I was just a boy, I prayed to the Gods, for a horse. The Gods never answered me. So I stole one, instead.

    Dareios: We're surrounded by heathens.

    [Falls dead with a knife in his back]

  • Phaedra: To those whom much is given, much is taken away.